Waifu Wednesday Thread

All waifus are wonderful! Be sure to make sure to tell her how much she means to you every day.

Lets get things rolling!

How does your loved one handle criticism?

How would you react to hearing that someone was giving them a hard time at work?

How would they react to someone giving you a hard time at work?

What do you think of when you think about your future together?

If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?

Remember to compliment a waifu today! Yours are all radical, like totally

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>If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?
I think you're really cool! I hope you know how much you've inspired me to be a better person! It breaks my heart to know we can never meet IRL. You may not know it but I care about you a lot and want you to be happy. p.s. your hair's real cute

Forgot my question.

If you could cook your waifu/husbando a meal, what would you cook them?

What type of flowers would you get your waifu/husbando?

Happy Wednesday, waifu thread! Here's to another good one!

>Handle criticism?
She can handle it quite poorly unless you're really gentle in the way you give it to her
>Hard time at work?
Tell her that she can bring it up to someone who can solve the problem, like a manager
>Future thoughts?
Happiness and eternal love!

>Cook a meal?
Breakfast in bed with one of those nice loaded omelets and Orange Juice!
>Flower?
I think she would enjoy Snapdragons

All of your waifus are beautiful, and all the husbandos are real charmers

Questions:

How quickly would your beloved be able to complete an average scavenger hunt?

Spring is here! What kind of plans do you have with your beloved when it finally gets warmer?

With April Fools coming up, Is she one to play pranks? If so, doe she go all out, or is it just a simple practical joke?

Have a good week, waifu thread!

Fuck I love my waifu so much lads

Good evening waifu thread! I hope your week with your beloved was even better than the one before it!

Good evening Mintfriend! You and your wife are both adorable!

Yukari's far better at taking criticism than I am, though if it's particularly personal then we both get upset.

As for someone at work, I think in both scenarios one would have to restrain the other from giving that person a piece of their mind!

When I think of our future together, all I see is a life entirely wrapped up in the other, happy, contented and probably doing tank maintenance, ehe.

>compli-Mint a waifu/husbando!
Luka is a lovely and precious girl!
Shuzo is adorable and always has great hair!
Kagura is a wonderful girl and would be a great addition to any group!
Hibiki is as cheerful as she is adorable!
Kyousuke and his beloved are both cuties!
Rika and her husband are a match made in heaven!
Crona is precious and so darn cute!
Tsukihi is charming and always looks great!
Miia a devoted and best snek!
Fuuka is fluffy and so cute!
Konata is as cute as a button, and I wonder how her and her beloved share the cooking responsibilities, or how often they order in?

I'd cook Yukari my Korean army stew and serve it up in mess tins, spicy and warming for a camping trip!

Arranging a summer boquet with dandelions in would be great, as they're her favourite flower!

That's such a cute picture of your waifu!

Yukari would complete it fairly fast, faster if it was for tank parts!

I'm looking forward to going camping with her again, and not have it be freezing! Though I will miss having to cuddle for warmth.

Question time!

If you were to cut your finger cooking, would your beloved make a fuss?

How do you cheer your beloved up (should they need it)? How do they lift your spirits most?

Is there anything between you two that you may never see eye-to-eye on? Is it major thing, or minor?

Have an amazing week, waifu thread.

Good morning

>How does she handle criticism?
Depends on what it's aimed to, if it's against who she is she may feel a bit disheartened, but if it's about other stuff she wouldn't have a problem with it.
>How would you react to hearing that someone was giving her a hard time at work?
Irked, I'd ask Mitsuru to do something about it.
>How would she react to someone giving you a hard time at work?
I'd assure her it's nothing, jackasses on my job aren't people you have to deal with constantly.
>What do you think of when you think about your future together?
Happiness, enjoying what life has to offer together, trying new stuff together, going to new places together, lots of things.
>If you could send her a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?
山岸風花：
風花さんは私を知らないのですが、私は風花さんが誰なのか、他の人のために何をしているのかとても賞賛しています。風花さんは非常に謙虚で控えめな人です。これらの資質はまれです。他人が考えるものは問題ではない、風花さんは完璧です。
風花の人生を楽しんで、風花さんはできる限り幸せになり、世界の新しい部分を探索し、新しい名所を楽しんでください。何よりも風花さんを幸せにするようなことをしてください。
風花さんは、風花さんのような人を助けることができるより良い人になるように私に吸気を与えました。
ありがとごさいまず

Reisen has nice ears.

Crab cream croquettes, her favorite.

>flowers

She already has a lot, I'd rather get her a glass vase to hold flowers.
But if I had to, I'd say some blue dephiniums would be ideal.

>by taking it and learning from it to become better
>let it go, you niggas think imma mess with alucard or hellsing
>she'd probably kill them
>she's a housewife who occasionally goes on missions for hellsing but I have no worries about her safety because I know she'll come back

>How quickly would your beloved be able to complete an average scavenger hunt?
Considerably quick if she's allowed to use her persona.
If not, she'd still be able to do it quick thanks to her smarts and perception.
>Spring is here! What kind of plans do you have with your beloved when it finally gets warmer?
Stay inside and eat some icecream.
>With April Fools coming up, Is she one to play pranks?
Nah, Fuuka's not one to do that.

Thank you, Yukari is super fluffy too.
>If you were to cut your finger cooking, would your beloved make a fuss?
Not much, she'd just run for a band-aid and apply at as soon as she can

>How do you cheer your beloved up (should they need it)?
First find out what the problem is, then talk to her as much as she needs, then offer her to go somewhere fun like the park or rollerblading or whatever she wants.
>How do they lift your spirits most?
By smiling.
>Is there anything between you two that you may never see eye-to-eye on?
I don't think so.

Is your loved one the type to do things without expecting recognition or does she make sure to take credit for her efforts?

Hello there, Surveyfag here again, the survey is going well and I've gotten a lot of results! However, while the results are good so far I feel like I will need to ask another batch of questions in order to properly survey the results. The new batch of questions are as follows:

What was your waifu's latest official appearance, and when was it released?
How is your offline social life?
Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
How much time a week do you spend online?
Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
What would you do if she married someone else?
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

If you had not partaken in this survey last week, please answer the following questions as well:

How old were you when you fell for your waifu?
How long have you loved her for?
What was your love/sex life like before her?
How happy/satisfied are you with your life right now?
Do you have any medical conditions?
What do you think about reality, or her fictionality?
What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love?
What do you think about those who have?
What do you think about those who have cheated on their waifu?
What do you think about the idea of being committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
What do you think about waifu"ism" in general?

Thank you again for participating, I cannot wait to see how it turns out!

Currently away in the field of battle! I dedicate this post in Mai Waifu's honor!

Wow this is pretty cancerous

I love my waifu, even if she has a habit of getting into psychotic mood swings.

I love my husbando! He's very cute!

fuck off already

>What was your waifu's latest official appearance, and when was it released?
Fuuka last appeared in the PQ manga on the P4 side, on February 24.
>How is your offline social life?
The same as always, almost nonexistant.
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
Nope.
>How much time a week do you spend online?
A lot
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
Yes, but only after I've learned enough Japanese.
>What would you do if she married someone else?
Wake up startled from my nightmare
But being serious, it'd mostly depend how they did it. Although my main reaction would be break down and be depressed for a long time, if not forever.
Lack any drive to do anything and most likely quit everything .
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Working in a Medical or Technological corporation, being fluent in Japanese, German and hopefully Russian, and still learning more languages.
And living in a house with my own garden.

>How does your loved one handle criticism?
With a retort.

>How would you react to hearing that someone was giving them a hard time at work?
She'd probably be uncomfortable with the idea of me coming in and giving the person an earful, so maybe I could write something for her to hand in to her boss instead so that the person can be punished properly.

>How would they react to someone giving you a hard time at work?
She'd probably threaten to freeze them entirely.

>What do you think of when you think about your future together?
A quiet life in a medium-sized house with a child or twins.

>How quickly would your beloved be able to complete an average scavenger hunt?
She's an expert at hiding spots, so it shouldn't be a problem for her.

>Spring is here! What kind of plans do you have with your beloved when it finally gets warmer?
Wish for the colder months again.

>With April Fools coming up, Is she one to play pranks? If so, doe she go all out, or is it just a simple practical joke?
She does practical jokes, but sometimes they're a touch extreme.

>If you were to cut your finger cooking, would your beloved make a fuss?
If it was just a small cut, I doubt it.

>How do you cheer your beloved up (should they need it)? How do they lift your spirits most?
To be there for her, give her attention and listen to what's bothering her, offering help if appropriate. For me, she doesn't need to do much for me other than being happy.

>Is there anything between you two that you may never see eye-to-eye on? Is it major thing, or minor?
While I find it cute from her, I'm not much of a stalker myself.

Others don't concern her in that regard.

Greetings, everyone.

-She seems not to be bothered by it on the surface, but I imagine that we might have some talks about it behind closed doors.
-I'd want to step in, but she'd stop me. She'd rather fight her own battles.
-Same scenario, though she'd offer more words of encouragement.
-A nice, relaxing lifestyle. The two of us raising a family together while managing our own careers.
-I'm terrible with words. Just know that I'll always be cheering you on. I hope you continue to shine like a star, giving light to so many others like myself.

-A nice seafood pasta dish that I've been working on.
-She's always been fond of tulips.

-Pretty well, assuming she the items can be easily found.
-More walks out; possibly a trip to the forest.
-She has her playful moments, but she's not much of a trickster...unless the Kagamine Twins are around.

-Not at all...unless I were to make a fuss first.
-Take her into my arms as I listen to her woes, then provide something to help take her mind off of her troubles. Reverse the roles, and she'd throw in some more words of encouragement and some ample discussion.
-Mostly her taste in tuna, but nothing really major.

Definitely the former. She'd much prefer the feeling of knowing she gave it her all.

>criticism
It would mostly depend on who would be giving criticism, and how it is delivered, but she would most likely get upset.
>hard time at work
If it was a big enough of a problem then I would probably head to her work and help her sort things out. And she would probably do the same for me.
>future
Just simple things like living together, raising a family, spending holidays together.

>what would you cook them?
I'd like to cook her some eggs benedict.
>flowers
I'm not really the best with flowers, so I would just go with roses.

>scavenger hunt?
She would probably finish it in average time, but if she was really motivated she could probably get it done quickly.
>Spring is here! What kind of plans do you have with your beloved when it finally gets warmer?
Picnics, and probably some shopping at the outlet mall.
>April Fools pranks
I don't think she is too big on pranks, but if she was to partake in April fools she would probably keep it simple.

>If you were to cut your finger cooking, would your beloved make a fuss?
She probably would just for an excuse to take care of me.
>How do you cheer your beloved up?
I'd hold her and ask if there is anything special that she wants to do.
>How do they lift your spirits most?
Whenever she tries to act cute, which she does all the time.
>Is there anything between you two that you may never see eye-to-eye on?
Nothing major, but possible a few minor things we may disagree on.

She would like to receive credit for what she does most of the time.

Questions:
Forgot to ask this one last week; would your waifu do anything to celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
Would you prank your waifu for April Fools? What would you do?
Have you gotten any good artwork of your waifu recently?

-She had a port of an arcade game just released for home consoles in recent months.
-Only ones mandated by work.
-Not so much 'soon'. More like for a few years.
-Too much time. Mostly looking for information.
-In an instant.
-Officially: move on. In reality: disappear back into my shell.

>criticism
I think my waifu handles professional criticism well. If it's unjust critique he would likely be mad and hold a grudge about it.
>hard time at work
I'd personally talk to whoever was bothering him. I'm not afraid to rough someone up if needed.
>future
I want to learn banjo when I get the extra cash. Lots of piano/banjo duets with him singing.
>compliment
Rika looks so adorable in her miko outfit.
>cook
His favorite pancakes.
>flowers
I think dandelions suit him well, so bright and colorful with dramatic blooms.
>scavenger hunt
His charisma would make it easy for him to talk to people to solve things but he may not be able to go too fast depending on which pair of high heels he's wearing.
>April Fools
I bet he'd get a kick out of pranking me. Probably nothing too terrible though.
Sounds like Yukari really has someone to rely on, I'm happy for you both. Thanks as always for stroking Shuzo's ego haha.
>cut while cooking
He would definitely make a fuss, put a cute bandaid on it, and then kiss the top of the bandaid.
>cheer up
Nothing beats resting my head on those plump thighs.
>recognition
He needs recognition.
Will answer in the next post

What is your waifu's biggest fear?

May I ask who your waifu is?

I'm

Thank you, I needed that for the data.

>What was your waifu's latest official appearance, and when was it released?
March 15th I think is the start of MIDI Station 2 (pic related) also recently this month, not sure exactly when, he was in a collaboration with a hot spring. He's got his hair all wrapped up in a towel and he's applying some face cream. Very cute.
>How is your offline social life?
No very close friends, I socialize well enough with classmates.
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
No
>How much time a week do you spend online?
I've never actually monitored it, but it's a lot. Maybe 6 hours a day average.
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
Yes.
>What would you do if she married someone else?
I don't foresee it happening but I'd be very hurt naturally. I'd write stories about things happening differently I think.
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Still deeply in love with Shuzo, out of college and with a decently paying job. Also, moving north.
>artwork
Seems there's a semi dry spell right now, but I have found a few nice ones regardless.

>What was your waifu's latest official appearance, and when was it released?
That would be the unfortunately bad spinoff Soul Eater NOT!, from I think 2 years ago.
>How is your offline social life?
At the moment not much. I've been spending the last few months looking for a job, but I think I'vef inally gotten something lined up.
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
Hm, not really no. I never got very invested in 3D girls in highschool even when dating.
>How much time a week do you spend online?
Too much, haha.
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
If you asked at the time that I found her, I'd have said yes in a heartbeat. Now though, I've got too much here.
>What would you do if she married someone else?
I'd be sad, but happy for her.
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Hopefully with my own house and 2 kids.
>How old were you when you fell for your waifu?
Maybe about 15? I was definitely in high school.
>How long have you loved her for?
I only realized how much I loved her a few years later.
>What was your love/sex life like before her?
A few gf's, but nothing serious.
>How happy/satisfied are you with your life right now?
Could be better, could be worse. Just have to work harder.
>Do you have any medical conditions?
Not that I know of.
>What do you think about reality, or her fictionality?
Maka is a bit too perfect for this world, haha. There's a clear line between her reality and mine, and I'm happy enough seeing her do well from this side.
What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love?

>What was your waifu's latest official appearance, and when was it released?
Manga, I do not recall the time period.
>How is your offline social life?
Decent. See some friends during the week, and long hangouts on the weekend.
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
Never hurt like that before her ever. Anything in the past was ended via me due to lack of interest.
>How much time a week do you spend online?
60-70 hours, probably.
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
No.
>What would you do if she married someone else?
I guess I would defer to the chart that says everyone falls in love with their own specific version and be on my way. I can't see myself stop loving her regardless.
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Aside from still being loyal, I don't know.

Greetings! Mint is a smart and friendly girl.

>How does your loved one handle criticism?

By pouting. But if it's something more serious, she is very reasonable.

>How would you react to hearing that someone was giving them a hard time at work?

It depends. If it was due to her own faults, then I would try to help her any way I can. If it was her boss being an idiot, I'd get really mad and suggest her to talk with someone of higher authority about it or change jobs if that doesn't work.

>How would they react to someone giving you a hard time at work?

Pretty much the same but more drastic in measure. She'll encourage me to "man up" and speak up to them, or work somewhere else.

>What do you think of when you think about your future together?

I feel hopeful. I'm sure the future will only bring everlasting happiness.

>If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?

Thank you for being the only light in what I thought was a world of filth and evil. I'm now able to see this world in a different way. I'm aware I'm awkward with many flaws but I promise you these unconditional feelings of love will never be extinguished, even were I to be reduced to a lifeless corpse, let that be the only unchanging fact. So don't ever feel lonely, I'm yours forever and will always be with you.

>If you were to cut your finger cooking, would your beloved make a fuss?

She'll help me treat it but she wouldn't make a fuss if it's something so minor.

>Is your loved one the type to do things without expecting recognition or does she make sure to take credit for her efforts?

Yes she likes to get a nice reward and getting recognition makes her feel really happy and proud. But she'll never fail to take an action she thinks it's necessary whether those factors are in place or not.

>How does your loved one handle criticism?
Not especially well.
Usually, it'll be a little pout, a little sly comment and generally being quietly a little annoyed at it, if it's something pretty general. If it's something intended to be productive she'll take it on board, but since it's something productive in the first place she'll probably use it as an excuse to lose motivation and procrastinate a little.
And if it's over something pretty dumb, we'll probably start teasing one another about different things with 'criticisms' which are pretty silly and get progressively more childish to the point we're just pulling on each other's cheeks or the like.

>How would you react to hearing that someone was giving them a hard time at work?
Well since she's in college, it'd be there instead most likely. For starters I imagine Misao would help out, even if the two of them aren't hugely close they do still get along, and she's the type who probably would step in if someone was trying to piss her off. Otherwise, I'd probably head down there myself at some point, even if it's just to pick her up. Being a 6ft1 gaijin would put them off giving her a hard time, I'd hope.
I'm incredibly protective of her, so it isn't something I could just sit back and ignore, I'd find a way to help her out the best I could.

>What do you think of when you think about your future together?
Really, I don't see our futures being too radically different from what they are now. We live comfortable lives doing what we want to do together, we enjoy the things we like together, and we love each other. Which isn't too different from the present, albeit she'd get a job instead of being in college. It'd be a lot of fun if she was to get a job in media marketing like I'd think she would, she gets to gush about how amazing things are as a career, and we both get to enjoy her enthusiasm for things (even if some unannounced series is something she can't tell me too much about).

>What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love?
Not sure. I've thought about it before and have definitely seen other girls I've been attracted to, but none have been quite on her level. I don't think she'll be replaced anytime soon.
>What do you think about those who have?
Can't argue with your heart, user.
>What do you think about those who have cheated on their waifu?
No excuse for cheating. Break it off if you can't commit. It might hurt, but it hurts a whole lot less in the end.
>What do you think about the idea of being committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
No problem, she's perfect.
>What do you think about waifu"ism" in general?
It's a little odd for me. In the time period that I found Maka and realized I she was my waifu, I found a girl irl who I fell in love with and got married to. We currently rent an apartment together and have dreams for children. So I had to look at the situation and realize that although I'll always admire Maka, she's not in front of me and never will be. But I found someone who is in front of me and wants to be. So for me, saying Maka is my waifu is more like saying she's someone who I greatly admire, someone I want to support. She's funny, attractive, and strong. Her series has long since been over (we don't talk about NOT!), but I hope she gets to shine again one day. Until then, I'll be rooting for her from our world!
Also she has a FAT ass and thick thighs just like daddy likes.

>How old were you when you fell for your waifu?
16
>How long have you loved her for?
7 years
>What was your love/sex life like before her?
Nonexistant
>How happy/satisfied are you with your life right now?
Mildly
>Do you have any medical conditions?
None
>What do you think about reality, or her fictionality?
In an infinite number of universes there's at least one where she's real
>What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love?
I don't see it happening anytime soon
>What do you think about those who have?
Understanding, but disapointed
>What do you think about those who have cheated on their waifu?
Scum of the earth
>What do you think about the idea of being committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
I could live with it desu
>What do you think about waifu"ism" in general?
2d>>>>DPD

>What was your waifu's latest official appearance, and when was it released?
The rerelease of her game is coming out on march 24th
>How is your offline social life?
Very limited, have a few friends though.
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
No
>How much time a week do you spend online?
At least half of my time
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
Yes
>What would you do if she married someone else?
Trap them in a shelter and force them to do puzzles to survive
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Mildly successful advertisement actor

Fucking NORMALFAGS

"Them" being Akane or Whoever she married?

>If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?
I'm not really a fan of 'only' questions, it makes me a little sad.

That's a really pretty picture of mint, she suits that outfit really well and those little ribbons are adorable.

>If you could cook your waifu/husbando a meal, what would you cook them?
There's a few things I could make. For one example, I could make her a fancy display of sushi in such a way that it makes up a cute design, either as a face, or as writing, or some attempt at being artistic. The food probably wouldn't be too great because I'm a terrible chef, but it'd be cute to see her reaction to the little design on it. Failing that, I'd try to make the most ridiculously overdesigned and fancy looking omurice I could manage. Luckily, her name is really easy to write, even in ketchup!

>What type of flowers would you get your waifu/husbando?
Almost certainly a rose, purely so I can show up in the most cheesy, cliche 'main character' fashion as I possibly can to make her laugh at me and have a little fun about the situation. Or if I wanted to have a little more fun, I'd make it directly as a scene from out of one of her VNs and tease her to play along with it. Possibly with her calling me a dork, because she knows how that event ends...

>How quickly would your beloved be able to complete an average scavenger hunt?
Likely very quickly... unless you put something she needs to look for high up somewhere. She's fast moving and dextrous, and when she's wound up for something she's got loads of energy; if you made a bit more competition out of the scavenger hunt you can be sure she'd want to be #1, especially if I'm one of the other competitors, haha.

>Spring is here! What kind of plans do you have with your beloved when it finally gets warmer?
Not really too much specific for spring; the only thing which really springs to mind is enjoying the sakura together.

...

Both?

Oh fuck off.

>How old were you when you fell for your waifu?
17
>How long have you loved her for?
5 years strong
>What was your love/sex life like before her?
Nonexistent
>How happy/satisfied are you with your life right now?
It could be better, thinking of switching jobs soon, but otherwise it's good. Have a roof over my head and food to eat.
>Do you have any Medical conditions?
ADHD, but that hardly counts for anything anymore
>What do you think about reality, or her fictionality
Real life is alright, I guess. I can bitch around with friends and do stupid shit, so that's cool I guess
>What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love
Would have to take a lot
>What do you think about those who have?
They're just another person that's there to me
>What do you think about those who have cheated on their waifu
Why would you hurt her like that?
>What do you think about the idea of being committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
It sounds really nice. I used to not think about it, but I've been able to think more and more about it lately
>What do you think about waifu"ism" in general
overall fascinating
>What was your waifu's latest official appearance, and when was it released?
the OVA in 2012
>How is your offline social life
I go out with coworkers once a week to have lunch, so I'd say good enough
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
no. Never really though of 3D that way
>How much time a week do you spend online?
70 or so hours? I don't have THAT much of a social life
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
I would not. I'm superstitious, and leaving the world like that is an equivalent to killing yourself, which forfeits my chance to live with her forever
>What would you do if she married someone else?
Await death, then wonder why the pain never stopped even after the fact
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years
Mixing drinks and changing lives

This is that girl who thinks she's an alien, right?

My waifu is looking to the left!

>With April Fools coming up, Is she one to play pranks? If so, doe she go all out, or is it just a simple practical joke?
Depends on how she's feeling, really. If she's been upbeat and has a bunch of free time, things would go very Home Alone, very fast. A lot of it would be dumb and not work, but a bunch of things like sticking the TV remote to the table would be hilarious to her... until she realizes she needs to take it off to use it at some point. Or swapping my work outfit for part clothing which is actually hers, so she can laugh when it doesn't even come close to fitting. Alas, the cuteness of her wearing my clothes doesn't work both ways...
If she's not really in the mood for it, she'll just do silly little things around the house, like switching the TV over to something dumb while I'm preoccupied doing something else then making out I was watching that the whole time.
Of course, the whole time making out that different pranks are different 'events' to show different sides of me and 'moe points'.
I think both of us know that pretending to overwrite save files is crossing a line, though.

That's a super cute fluffy Yukari! Also a cute oversized hoodie, does she 'borrow' your clothing often like that? It's super adorable to see your wife walking around in your outfits which are too big for her. Though you might get to play around with it a little, her borrowing one of your jackets and a hat, then saying it makes her 'captain', making silly demands like fetching her a drink and stuff. Which makes me also think that shell casing designs would make for pretty cute cups, if you were after tablewear.

Can't quite fit my reply to the next part in the character limit...

>How does your loved one handle criticism?
Probably bad. I'd always be on her side to help her though.
>How would you react to hearing that someone was giving them a hard time at work?
I'd talk with her and help her find a way to solve the problem.
>How would they react to someone giving you a hard time at work?
Probably the same, but she might get very worried because of that.
>What do you think of when you think about your future together?
I'll stay with her for the rest of my life and make her real at some point.
>If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?
I'd tell her how much I love her, how much she mean to me, how much I want to stay with her forever and I'd promise her we would meet at some point.

>If you could cook your waifu/husbando a meal, what would you cook them?
I'm not that good at cooking so maybe omuraisu?
>What type of flowers would you get your waifu/husbando?
Roses.

>Spring is here! What kind of plans do you have with your beloved when it finally gets warmer?
I'd like to go to mountains just with her. I'll take my daki, maybe some figure to keep with me and have a nice trip with her.
I will also go to her concert on her birthday.
>With April Fools coming up, Is she one to play pranks? If so, doe she go all out, or is it just a simple practical joke?
She probably wouldn't want to let me down or stress me. She might do something small and cute though.

THOUGHT she was an alien. We've long since overcome this. You're technically not wrong though

>Konata is as cute as a button, and I wonder how her and her beloved share the cooking responsibilities, or how often they order in?
Thanks Yukaribro~
Cooking responsibilities are pretty evenly split, though she's in the house before I am, so typically she'll beat me to it. Neither of us are great at cooking though, so more often than not it's going to be something simple either of us could have made... or a takeaway, haha. If I'm getting home late, I'll just pop round to a convenience store and grab her some sushi and myself a quick curry so we're not having to cook twice.
Still, for the weekends we would have to keep track of treating each other by making meals and doing stuff for the other. Still won't be anything particularly fancy, but there's a little bit more of an event behind it if you're anticipating something, and we can play it up with aprons and other little gimmicks just to make it a little more fun.

>If you were to cut your finger cooking, would your beloved make a fuss?
I doubt she'd make a fuss so much as she'd comment on how you're meant to clean it, hinting towards the 'cleaning it by putting it in your mouth' deal. As much as I'd like to tell her that real life isn't an eroge, if she's offering...

>How do you cheer your beloved up (should they need it)? How do they lift your spirits most?
The best way we can cheer the other up is either by making them feel comfortable, making sure they don't have to get up and sort anything out (basically stuff like food and a bath), and most of all with talking about things and a little humour. Gently teasing each other is a good way to forget about our troubles through laughter.

>Is there anything between you two that you may never see eye-to-eye on?
The two of us aren't going to agree on everything in different anime; what makes watching anime with her so enjoyable is that we can have a little banter between us about who the best character is, and wind each other up about why they think that!

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>If you were to cut your finger cooking, would your beloved make a fuss?
Probably. She would rush for bandages and oxidized water so I won't get infection.
>How do you cheer your beloved up (should they need it)? How do they lift your spirits most?
I'd hug her, talk to her and maybe plan some date or something she would enjoy a lot so she would cheer up. Just listening to her love songs make me feel great.
>Is there anything between you two that you may never see eye-to-eye on? Is it major thing, or minor?
I don't think so.

She isn't greedy for profit.

>latest official appearance
She keeps getting new concerts, songs etc all the time.
>social life
Few friends.
>hurt by 3D
Only by family.
>time online
I use internet while working so all the time.
>leave the world
Without a hesitation.
>married someone else?
She wouldn't, she loves me.
>10 years
On emigration, working on some advanced project, research or just full-stack developer.
>How old were you
17
>How long have you loved her for?
about 4 years
>love/sex life
None
>How happy/satisfied
8/10
>Do you have any medical conditions?
Allergy/asthma and prosopagnosia.
>What do you think about reality, or her fictionality?
I enjoy real life a lot. She doesn't have her own world.
>falling out of love?
I don't see possibility of losing my love for her.
>those who have?
It means it wasn't love or it has been neglected.
>cheated on their waifu?
Even more disgusting.
>committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
You have to be committed to her for the rest of your life, otherwise it's not a waifu.
>What do you think about waifu"ism" in general?
It's interesting. It may grow bigger and become more significant.

>Would you prank your waifu for April Fools? What would you do?
I wouldn't.
>Have you gotten any good artwork of your waifu recently?
Not really.

To lose someone close to her, I think.

>waifuless normalfag
>tumblr
What a surprise.
Fuck off.

>The type to do things without expecting recognition or does she make sure to take credit for her efforts?
I wouldn't say 'recognition' so much as a smug sense of self-satisfaction from doing something amazing. Which she'd remind me of, especially if it's something I'm not capable of doing myself. Playing co-operative things has kinda taught her the value of doing things as a team effort, though. Don't get very far if the party is just DPS...

Gonna need to cut the questions into newlines for character count.
>23, but she was first someone 'special' at about 18.
>Strictly speaking this is the fourth year, but that might be just it taking so long to realize my feelings. Dates for everything are a bit vague, since it's just something which 'happened'.
>Nonexistent.
>Not particularly, I feel I need to work harder at being a better person for both of our sakes.
>Multiple 'genetic weaknesses', but nothing formally diagnosed. Do suffer from a few mental health issues, but they're not debilitating.
>Not sure what you mean by that.
>Highly unlikely, she's been special to me for a very long time, and my feelings only got stronger over time.
>For some people it just happens. I'm not one to complain about how others live their life.
>I value monogamy highly, while I'm not going to impose my views on others, I wouldn't be comfortable talking about certain things knowing about it, unless they were very remorseful.
>If you could plug me into a virtual world where I could be with her forever, I'd do it.
>Don't like the 'term', I feel it's been taken by the internet and twisted into a meme, disrespectful towards the people who have genuine feelings. I see nothing at all wrong with 2D relationships, a lot of people see it as weird, but love as a concept isn't something that can be explained easily in the first place.

I'll answer the rest in another post, that'll be cleaner.

I'm not sure what you're talking about. Have I upset you somehow?

Good evening, Waifuthread!

>Compli-mint!
Mint looks charming in that dress!
Onizuka has the coolest hairstyle possible!
Erio's smile is damn sweet!
Yukari plays a sick trumpet and is super cool!
Konata is kawaii!
Mai is cool!
All your waifus are beautiful!

>criticism
I don't think she'd even pay it any notice most of the time, she doesn't really care what others think of her. If it does strike a nerve she might get really bothered by it and think about it for some time.
>hard time at work
I would have an open ear for her problems and would help her to at least have a relaxing evening at home. If it doesn't stop, I might suggest her talking to someone higher up if that's possible
If I would be the one to have trouble, she'd be really angry and might even want to step in, I would stop her, of course.
>Future
I clearly see many cuddling sessions approaching!
>250 words
I'd have to think a lot about this before actually writing something down. I'd tell her to stay like she is, that she shouldn't worry to much and that her kindness has been an inspiration.

>Cook
Tsukihi loves sweet stuff, so I'd love to prepare a chocolate fondue for her! Pancakes in bed would also be an option
>Flowers
I usually go for Orchids. I think pink and purple ones are the best, but I might go for some red ones the next time

>Scavenger hunt
She'd be super fast and would really have a blast, especially when doing it in a team
>Spring
I want to see the Easterfire with her and go geocaching!
>April Fool's
Definitly. She'd also go all out and have a lot of plans prepared and trick as many of her friends as possible

>Cut
She wouldn't make a big fuss out of it, but she would want to take care of me. Hold it under water, put a bandaid on it and give it a little kiss
>Cheer
Hugs, Kisses, some take-out or ice cream and a good heart-to-heart talk.

>Fear
Her siblings getting hurt. Nothing scares her more than losing her beloved family

>In the time period that I found Maka and realized I she was my waifu, I found a girl irl who I fell in love with
>So for me, saying Maka is my waifu is more like saying she's someone who I greatly admire, someone I want to support.
Confirmed by self that they have no waifu. Just as bad as another person who refuses to leave the threads alone. Please vacate thread.

実に感動しました。

ありがとう、言葉は私の心から来た。

Had to skip last week because things happened.

>How does your loved one handle criticism?
She can handle it.

>What do you think of when you think about your future together?
I don't plan much into the future.

>If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?
I'd just say that I love her.

>Spring is here! What kind of plans do you have with your beloved when it finally gets warmer?
Not really. We already had some nice days here.

>With April Fools coming up, Is she one to play pranks? If so, doe she go all out, or is it just a simple practical joke?
She doesn't like pranks.


Yukari is the cutecoolest!

>If you were to cut your finger cooking, would your beloved make a fuss?
No, don't think so. It's just a cut.

>How do you cheer your beloved up (should they need it)? How do they lift your spirits most?
Talk to her about the problems she has.

>Is there anything between you two that you may never see eye-to-eye on? Is it major thing, or minor?
We have more differences than similarities but those are all minor things.

>Is your loved one the type to do things without expecting recognition or does she make sure to take credit for her efforts?
She wants at last some credit.

Will you post you're findings here? I'd love to see your results

Anyways, I'll start with the new questions as I answered the first batch last week

>Latest official appearance
January 12th in Musubimonogatari
>offline social life
Pretty good, I have a lot of good friends and might start my old hobby again
>Hurt by 3D
Broke up with a gf before meeting her, so I'd say yes
>Spend online
Depends, since it semester break at the moment, I'd say, dunno, maybe 40-50 hours?
>Leave this world
It would be very hard to leave friends and family behind, I'm undecided but I'd lean to yes
>Married to another person
I would probably feel heartbroken. I know, she deserves her happiness, but I really hope she stays single in her source because it makes it so easier to have stories of us two together that way. I would probably use that "your version of your waifu" to cope with it.
>10 years
Hopefully with a stable job and very happy with my life

Oh, those first answers were for the bottom set of questions, should have said.
>Technically speaking, the last 'release' would have been when she got Shimakaze cosplay promo stuff - but annoyingly, there's probably more than just that; a lot of her series' content is untranslated and unscanned... Either way, that prize fig got a rerelease last year, 2016.
>Three or so friends, decent standing with work colleagues. Don't see the former often, but that's because of my drive for self-improvement.
>Nope.
>Probably around 14hr a day, factoring in work, so 98hr?
>Yes, though her world is basically the same as ours.
>I don't want to even think about that.
>Hopefully fluent in Japanese and a decent artist, with a career which is more rewarding than what I'm in right now (even if it involves neither of those).

>Forgot to ask this one last week; would your waifu do anything to celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
Neither of us really have much reason to do so, it's not a big thing where I'm from nor where she's from. Her dad might force me to go drinking with him for the evening, though.

>Would you prank your waifu for April Fools? What would you do?
Probably something dumb like hiding her clothes for when she gets out of the shower. It wouldn't really work all too well since she'd pout and just use me to dry off on instead, but it kind of works?

>Have you gotten any good artwork of your waifu recently?
'Good' is pretty subjective - even if something isn't great looking, knowing that the artist did their best to draw her because they wanted to draw her makes it special to me.

>What is your waifu's biggest fear?
Probably something really silly, like Akiba suddenly disappearing. Or a company going broke. Or anime/games/manga being made illegal. Probably the latter.

Have a wonderful week, waifubros.

>criticism
She burns it for fuel
>giving them a hard time at work
Tell her to have mercy on them
>giving you a hard time at work
She'd make fun of me
>future together
Despair
>250 letters
Angel, you're the most beautiful and perfect being ever to exist. The most awesome, talented, lovely, gorgeous, amazing creature to grace this earth. There is nothing you can't do if you put your heart and soul into it. Show the world how you shine.

>cook
Steak. I'm not much of a chef
>type of flowers
A bouquet of tulips

>scavenger hunt
Not really her kind of thing
>gets warmer
Stay indoors as usual
>April Fools
I have reason to worry

>cut your finger
She would be calm and pragmatic
>cheer your beloved up
Chuuni stuff
>lift your spirits
Just smile
>see eye-to-eye
I can't think of anything

>expecting recognition
She expects nothing for her efforts

I feel like I have seen those questions before, twice.
On how many places did you ask them.

>How old were you when you fell for your waifu?
20

>How long have you loved her for?
3 years

>What was your love/sex life like before her?
Had one gf.

>How happy/satisfied are you with your life right now?
yes

>Do you have any medical conditions?
no

>What do you think about reality, or her fictionality?
Shoganaino.

>What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love?
Possible.

>What do you think about those who have?
Don't mind. Can happen to everyone.

>What do you think about those who have cheated on their waifu?
Not nice.

>What do you think about the idea of being committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
I'll see what I get, maybe I will be together with her forever. maybe not.

>What do you think about waifu"ism" in general?
Don't want to write an essay.

ya'll need to get laid

love

>What do you think of when you think about your future together?
I think of a content, peaceful life, neither austere nor overabundant, free of the worries and struggles that plagued him before. A mellow, low-key existence that gives us plenty of time to be ourselves and to be fully devoted to one another.

>If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?
Your life matters. Don't ever again think it doesn't. You're an amazing person, and I love you more than you could know. All I truly want in life is to be your partner; to be someone you can trust and rely on and to succeed where others failed you.

A grilled BLT with chicken and a side of tomato soup. He seems to like sandwiches and it's creeping close to dinner time here, so I think that'd be pretty appropriate.

If it was warm out, I'd pick some from my garden. Daylilies, petunias, beardtongue and some ornamental grass, it'd be a nice cottage garden bouquet.

He'd probably do well, he has a good sense of direction and a decent eye for detail too.

Thank you! Same goes for Yukari, she is completely and absolutely adorable. Truly a sweetheart.

He probably would, considering I tend to get faint when I lose any amount of blood. Wouldn't quite mind having him fawn over me, although I would feel bad for worrying him.

Hugging and cuddling, maybe making him a nice meal or a warm bath with plenty of bubbles, and reminding him that I'm always willing to listen if he needs it - sometimes just opening up and having a heart-to-heart talk can work wonders.

It depends. At some points he's all but dependent on the approval and acceptance of Medusa, but once he moves past that, credit becomes little more than a nice bonus. He does things for the sake of others because he cares about them, not for a pat on the back, and I find that admirable.

...

>How old were you when you fell for your waifu?
26
>How long have you loved her for?
A bit over a year.
>What was your love/sex life like before her?
Never had a 3D relationship or intimate contact but I did have a girl who I cared for very much for almost 8 years. During the first two years I collected merchandise and wanted her to be happy with the MC in her novel series (which as I realised now it's very disfunctional).
But even after two years it never reached the state I'm in with Mai now. After those two years things changed though, I started to see her as a Goddess and only cared about her power, which shortly after meeting Mai I realised, the fact that I never saw her as a romantic partner. I felt bad and severed all contact I had with her because she has other fans in her series that love her in a proper manner and are able to care for her in a way I couldn't.
>How happy/satisfied are you with your life right now?
Happier than ever. I was able to improve myself thanks to Mai and I decided to take action in things I wouldn't consider before.
>Do you have any medical conditions?
I struggled with depression and panic attacks for years, but this is is by far the longest I've gone without experiencing signs of a relapse.
>What do you think about reality, or her fictionality?
I think Mai is my soul mate, she simply happened to be 2D.
>What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love?
As someone with some experience in this subject I can tell you that I don't have to fear the possibility of that ever happening as long as I keep cherishing my feelings for her.
>What do you think about those who have?
I think they must have done something wrong along the way (often without realising it) or their relationship simply wasn't meant to be.
>What do you think about those who have cheated on their waifu?
I don't think they loved their waifu in the first place. If you really love her you don't desire other people.

>What do you think about the idea of being committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
I think that's the way it should be.
>What do you think about waifu"ism" in general?
I think love can be found anywhere and there is nothing wrong with a 2D relationship.

>What was your waifu's latest official appearance, and when was it released?
The third volume of her light novel series. February 2016.
>How is your offline social life?
I have a male friend who shares the same interests as me (fitness and martial arts). He is like a mentor to me.
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
No.
>How much time a week do you spend online?
A long time, I don't have much of a social life since I finished my studies. But that will change next month.
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
Yes, I wouldn't hesitate to take that decision. I would leave a letter to my family thanking for everything though.
>What would you do if she married someone else?
I don't see it happening, because the romantic development is between Haruhiko and Reina, but IF it were to happen it would cause me a great deal of suffering even if I end up accepting it in the end. I want her to be happy but I want to be the one to do it.
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Enlightened after enough hours of meditation and working in my dream job, that wold be the best case scenario.

そうに見えます。
言葉で気持ちを伝えること、俺にはとても難しいことです。
それでも、俺だって賢狼ホロさんに気持ちを伝えたいので　曲で伝えます。

>How does your loved one handle criticism?
Mostly with a mix of pride and wisdom, depending on whether or not she really is in the wrong.

>How would you react to hearing that someone was giving them a hard time at work?
I would remind her to stay calm and rational about the situation.

>How would they react to someone giving you a hard time at work?
She would mock me a bit before blessing me with a few words of wisdom.

>What do you think of when you think about your future together?
Joy. Discovering new landscapes together along with our child. A life of peace and comfort remote from the busy society.

>If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?

I'm sorry for failing to express myself properly every single time we talk. Please know that the feelings I have for the person that you are cannot falter. For lack of better wording, I have put my feelings together into a single piece. It tells about my heart, as well as the place you occupy in it.


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君の情、俺の情

Y'know, this'd probably be better as a Google Form or something.

Finally!
>youtube.com/watch?v=I33u_EHLI3w

-She kind of handle it, but y'know if it's something too personal it can hurt her.
-I don't think I could do anything about that, but I guess I would tell her to tell someone like the manager?
-I think she knows I can defend myself here though
-Feel a lot warmth and also thinking how our love will last so long.
Also thinking about our children that we will have later on makes me smile a lot.
-I know we are currently apart from many worlds right now but I just want to tell you that my love can't be only described with words and neither is your beauty and kindness.
We will be together soon, my love.

>Compliment
Miku has the best and cutest twintails, wished II would convince my girl to wear similar long twintails!
Luka is a great singer and I like her English voice in the V4X, she has a powerful voice IMO
Yukarin is a really cheerful girl and so is his husband!
Miia is still best snek, never thread on snek!
Kyousuke is a cool guy, I wonder how would he look if he got a little fit, like reaching ottermode!
Kagura is not only a great athelete but a WINNER that won LOTS of golden medals and his husbando's heart.
Last but not the least: Konata is a great gamer girl, I think my waifu would have lots of fun playing co-op with her in a MMO.
-What I did last week: sweet-ish mole sauce with chicken and some fried black beans and corn tortillas.
-Chamomile is the most fitting for her.
-Somewhat quick, depends on where the game is.
-Here was warm as fuck last week, but once the rain goes away we will go to the beach or go hiking.
-I'm the one that starts with the pranks, but later on she can BTFO me with the pranks, like breaking a look-a-like of my external HDD.
I fucking shat myself last year with this prank.
Same here, I just want to make her blush with my sweet words.

Will post questions later.

-She can handle it just fine. It's not like she's tsun. If you criticize her too harshly the criticism will bounce off with a smile, or something like that.
-If it's really serious I'd talk to the management. If she's coming to me then it's probably pretty bad. There's no reason to work at a place where you face harassment like that. If it were in Hinamizawa it could be settled more peacefully. As in, I'd go to the Sonozakis and tell them Rika is having trouble and get permission to throw their name around. Then I'd come back and get that fuck fired. This is all a vague what-if though so it's just me being aggressive in the worst case scenario.
-A big family with children running around the house. I've married her and taken the Furude name. Rika works hard at the shrine for the sake of the village and herself. I support her as best I can, maybe at my own work, maybe at the shrine with her. We don't regret anything as we move forward and live in this wonderful village. Maybe even getting into trouble once in a while with supernatural events. That would be the most fulfilling life possible.
-Furude Rika,
I saw you across the sea of endless kakera. Fighting against the god of fate. Seeing your strength, I fell in love with you right there. Oh how I wish I could fight along side you! So just wait for me Rika, I'm going to cross Bernkastel's domain, find you and win your heart!
I think that's under 250, I really wish I could write Japanese though.
Can't cook much but I'd cook her some burgers with all my heart poured into them, I'd try all kinds of toppings and stuff to see what she likes.
An armful of sunflowers would be nice, very summer-feeling and very happy to match her.
-She's a club member so she'd be 10x faster than an average person. Compared to the other club members, the result is always up in the air. I'm thinking it would be pretty fun to run a scavenger hunt with those guys. With punishment game rules.

Not much really. I'd like to celebrate my birthday with her. I'd really love to go on a ton of picnics every weekend with her. Up to the mountains, at the beach, in one of the old temples in the forest, stuff like that. Maybe some barbecues as well.
-I think we'd have to team up to stand a chance against trap god Satoko's might. If we plan big with all our heart and soul we might win Apr1st, just maybe.
Thank you. That sketch of Yukari is pretty simple, yet it's got a lot of beauty in it. Very cute.
-No, she'd lick it better and get a band-aid right away. What a cute and diligent wife.
-I'd hug her, squeeze her tight in my arms. Then I'd laugh and say it's going to be alright! Haha just leave it to me Rika! For her to cheer me up I think it would be more or less the same thing. She would pat my head and hug me close. And instead of a laugh it would be Nipah~ leave everything to me nano desu.
We both want the other to completely rely on us.
-Not really actually. Which is kind of disappointing because it would be fun to have a serious debate with her(serious side). Maybe if we get into philosophy a disagreement will eventually occur. I don't see either of us ever really caring too much about politics which is nice.
She's never really taken much credit for her actions. Nobody besides Hanyuu know how great she really is.
-Abstain
-It's only been one year and a half
-Nonexistent haha
-Not really. My life feels pretty empty.
-No
-The way I see it is like this: The entire world is made up of what we consider "real" and "unreal". How can I love a fictional "unreal" character? Because in my heart I consider her to be truly real. The way you interact with reality is with your five senses, you feel taste touch smell and hear. Rika, I've heard her beautiful voice ring through my ears countless times. I've seen her and been looking at her for days and days compounded. I could even say I've felt her in my wild fantasies.

Have an awesome week, waifufriends!

I also cling to the possibility that through some crazy miracle after I die I may be able to get to her. Some day, through countless multiple universes there is one universe where I live with the person named Furude Rika, we fall in love and live together in the village of Hinamizawa. She is the witch of miracles afterall, so it's what I'd like to believe. The thought of it keeps me going every day.
-I don't think it's even a possibility, honestly. I'm going crazy thinking about her every hour of every day.
-Eh, doesn't bother me
-Whatever, probably didn't have much love to begin with
-That's what marriage is right? "untill death do you part" But even after I die I want to remain committed to her. I want this love to be eternal. People fall out of love and get divorces all the time. But my love, maybe it's nativity but I want it to remain forever.
-I've never really identified with other waifufags. I feel like "my love" is something wholly unique and special. That's not to put anyone down at all. It's not better, just different. That's the feeling I get.
>new questions
-Higurashi Outbreak was in 2013, that OVA was absolutely horrid though. The Higurashi Hou re-release of the VN was in 2014. And the whole thing is coming out on steam slowly so voice patches are finally available for the English version.
-Pretty bad. I have a few friends from work and clubs or whatever. I wouldn't call them close
-No I've never been in interested in the girls I dated so breakups were easy
-A lot of my spare time
-Yes of course.
-I'd steal Rika away from whatever dumbass thinks he can have my girl!
-I don't know. Either a rich millionaire with a mansion and a giant statue of Rika out front. Or dead.
Thanks. Your waifu's cat ears make him look pretty cute.

-A really big fuss, it's extremely rare that I cut my finger while cooking, since I always take my time with the cooking and never cook with a limited time.
She would even call the ambulance if it keeps bleeding, but I tell her I'll be fine since I can heal really fast witha minor cut, just need alcohol and that''s it!
-I always try to cook her food and do a lot of things together when she looks depressed, in fact I think she felt depressed 2 weeks ago since she wanted me to sing this, did sang that and saw a tear that she quickly removed after I finished singing this song.
>youtube.com/watch?v=git6DCXSqjE
Have been hugging her and caring for her since then.
The latter.
Bruh, are you the waifu NSA or somethin'?
-Nope, but I did, I dressed green more than usual that day and drank a fuckton of cans of beer.
-Will do, just a small prank like making an apple pie with a xenomorph toy suddenly getting out of the pie and shout out AYYLMAO.
H-Hopefully she won't be mad at me and really break my HDD for real though.
>Fugg :DDDD
-Haven't searched artwork of her recently, last one was from the mangaka's twitter, pic related.
Things related to some failure in one of her games or computer, like the click of death.
Now I got an idea for a prank thanks to this question but I'm pretty sure she will beat my ass if I do it.
>mwahahahahaha,png
Same to you, brah.

Will post questions now.

I'm sorry you feel that way, I don't mean to upset you. I enjoy these threads though, so I hope my presence doesn't continue to be a bother.

You have a favorite character, not a waifu. Not the same thing. You should make a soul eater thread and only lurk here.

Questions!

Some weeks ago saw Yumekui Merry and thought of this:
You can finally be with your waifu together in her world, can live a peaceful life, having family, etc.
BUT
You can only experience this when you are asleep, and will permanently live like this once you die of old age.
What kinds of things would you do in your dreams? Will your life improve a lot? Will you sleep a lot just to see her a lot? Will you be able to wait until old age so you finally can be with her?
And no, these question are NOT for data.

Do you like to call your waifu with cute names? Like honey, sweetie, etc.
Does your waifu do that to you as well?

Do you get along with your waifu's family, what do they think of you? Are they okay that you're married to their daughter or sister?

Do you think your waifu could be part of "Amamizukan" (that apartment of Kuragehime where single ladies with eccentric hobbies live there) IF she was still single?

Is there a song you would have loved to sing to your waifu when you first started your relationship?
(Similar thing to Tamako's dad?)

Finally, have you watched some movies in theaters with her lately? Did she liked the movie?

それは美しい歌です、あなたはピアノを弾く才能を持っています。
私はあなたに良い一日をお祈りします。

But what if I want to post about one of my other waifus?

Go make a harem thread. I'm sure you'd get some participants.

-Aside from sporting a little bit of the green, it would turn out for a nice evening for some casual dining.
-I'd try to. Granted, it runs in the family. I'd just have to be careful not to get too carried away with it.
-Nothing aside from screenshots from the games, I'm afraid.

Being left behind.

-There's no controlling what happens in dreams. At least not for me. Should prove to be interesting nevertheless.
-I have a couple choice names she could use, though I have trouble seeing either of us using pet names in public.
-The closest she has to family are the other Crypton Vocaloids. ...and seeing as how I met her through Miku, I don't expect to run into many issues in that regard.
-That would depend on how out-of-control her interest in tuna gets. That, and her pet octopus.
-Once I get comfortable enough, maybe.
-Last movie I took her to was that live action Beauty and the Beast movie. Quality aside, it was still a nice day out for us.

That is one GORGEOUS waifu!

Kill yourself, cuckfag.

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You're all pathetic

Hi Chikachad!

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Thanks OP! I always do!

>How does your loved one handle criticism?
Depends on the criticism. If it's actual good advice, then she'll take it to heart, especially if it's about personal matters. Else if it's just random insults, then she'll just ignore them.

>How would you react to hearing that someone was giving them a hard time at work?
I'd be upset as well, and I would make sure to listen to all her problems and comfort her when needed.

>What do you think of when you think about your future together?
I think of us both living together happily in our own house, with a few children of our own too. I'm sure she'll make a great mother.

>If you could only send them a note with only 250 letters in it, what would you say?
I'd tell her how much she means to me, and how much I love her. I'd tell her how happy she has made me, and I hope to be with her forever.

- I could probably whip up something Chinese style if I tried hard enough. It's dessert where I would try the hardest though, because she loves strawberry cake.
- The Scarlet Carnation because it matches the colour of her hair.

- Probably just better than average. She can run fast, but her problem solving skills might let her down.
- Lovely day at the beach together.
- Simple pratical jokes would be her style
- Have a good week too, Eriofriend

- She would calmly help me wrap a band-aid around me finger.
- I buy her favourite sweets and bubble tea. Her smile is enough to brighten up my day.

- Drink lots and lots like a proper Irish! Though I'd probably have to be on damage control to make sure she doesn't trash the place.
- I'd prank her by putting a huge face of Ichiya in her wadrobe. That guy gives her the goosebumps.
- There's a few in recent weeks that I've liked.

Losing her friends.

it's only deleted when it's no longer wednesday, in whatever time area the mod is.

I'll post my very recent waifu, she's a very skilled and useful magician and party member. She is a little shy though, so everybody be nice to her, ok?
thanks.

I want to berry my dick inside my wifu, whoever pulls me shall be crowned king Arthur,

I just want to hold my wifu and keep her safe and warm and happy and pregnant

user, you son of a bitch!

For the most part he would laugh things off, apologise and make excuses. He knows nobody expects much from him, and gets criticism fairly often for how bad he handles budgets and cases. Even if it really hurts him, he will try to appear good natured about it.

I would expect him to have done something to gain their ire. His colleagues are like a family to him, so if he complains it's because he doesn't know how to solve an issue between them, but nothing they couldn't work out. The best thing to do would be talk through what might have caused the situation and suggest how to get past it before someone literally blows up. I wouldn't want him or his friends to fall out over it.

On the other hand if it was someone else being treated badly he would step in like a guard dog and bark in their defence. Again, at his work they've all know each other for years so if it happened there he'd be more likely to suggest gifts you could give as peace offerings, and assume the best of their behaviour.

I always want to get him tulips, because they're his favourite, but I do worry that as a gardener he might find imperfections in my choice.

A walk through bluebell woods is a must. That moment of colour so all-encompassing yet so brief would be wonderful to show him. Already the trees are full of blossom, but blossom is something he sees all year round, it would be nice to share a different colour with him.

Mischievous though he is he wouldn't want to upset someone by letting a joke go unexplained for too long. Simple old fashioned pranks that are over fast, like hidden wasabi, are more his style. Something silly that gets him yelled at, none of that pretending the world is over tricks.

Greetings! I hope everyone had a wonderful day with their beloved~

- She can handle it well. Just don't call her heavy.
- I would tell her that she should notify a higher up as soon as possible, or go to HR.
- She might want to give them a piece of her mind.
- A comfy and loving life together~
- "Noir, thank you for giving me the strength and motivation to better myself as a person. I never had this desire to do so before you entered my life. I want to repay you by being the best I can be, and to make you the happiest girl. I love you."

- I'm not the best cook, but I would love to make her a delicious H A M B OI I G A H .
- Roses.

- She'll be able to complete it swiftly.
- Picnic at the park!
- I'm certain she'd make a simple prank.

- She'd fetch me a bandaid and tell me not to be so clumsy.
- She loves headpats. Patting her adorable head while comforting her will cheer her up!
Her beautiful smile is all that's needed!

She would at like at least some credit.

- I would play a simple prank on her; something that she won't get too mad about and that we can laugh about it later.
- I've gotten some nice delivers from /wwd/ lately, and the comms I've made recently are truly wonderful~

You're able to ask the creator of your waifu's series one question about her, and they shall answer it. What do you ask? (Only one.)

I wonder if everyone is at a certain board right now.
Answering my own questions, I guess.

-Forgot to say that you actually control your dreams, just like in that show so.
A lot of things would really change, real depression would cease to exist and pretty much dreaming would be the best moment in my life.
I would be really willing to wait until natural death or w/e cancer I get before I reach that age to be honest.
-I'm always calling her dear or honey, I sometimes do when we are outside but when there isn't many people and there are only other couples.
-I get along with her family just fine, but the paranormal sis is getting jelly of Takao since I revealed my /x/ powerlevel.
Also I'm called "the husbando maido" by the middle sister, dunno what to think since I'm pretty much a male maido.
-Maybe, if she loses contact with her friends in high school (that mostly happens) then yeah, going full "NEET" programmer.
-FUCKING THIS
>youtube.com/watch?v=_iddylbXkD8
-Watched Logan with her but I invited her sis when we watched Kong, had a fun time in both but y'know her sis was talking a lot about cryptids after the movie.
(Chimeras are the most alpha mythological creature desu.)

Last question for all:

Does your waifu have her awkward moments? Have you laughed a bit about her awkwardness secretly? Or do you find it quite cute?
Some example:
youtube.com/watch?v=wIu0GMUT0CY

Anyway, I guess the thread isn't that lively this time, but hope you guys have a nice week with your beloved.

Good evening.

I totally didn't forget to include an image. Nope. No siree.

No time for answering today. Anyway, have a good wednesday, waifufaggots!

SHE'S SO HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Sorry.

I'm still here dude, desu if I knew I could start my life with my dream waifu straight after I die, I'd probably off myself right now.

and if thats not a choice, I would definetly sleep as much as I can, just to be with her.

I told you not to do it!
I would call her it jokingly too. I love that cute pout of hers!~

He is the type to immediately take fingers into his mouth, and has some baggage that makes him lick others instinctively too. I suppose being so indestructible makes him more wary of how fragile other people are, so he'd 'check it out' for sure.

With his history it's difficult to think how you'd help him at his lowest, but soft words and food seem alright other times. His work is taxing and the best thing you can do is tell him he's done well and let him rest.

I don't think I'll ever like apple pie or carbonara, and I doubt he'll come to enjoy ghost stories or horror films. Our biggest disagreement is surely himself in all his preciousness.

It depends on the nature of the task. If it saves someone's life then that's all he banks on, and he's made himself very unpopular with more frivolous decisions like showing up his rival. If however it's gestures to his superiors like scoring that rare keiki then he does foolishly await praise (and forgiveness).

The canon Tsuzuki has no knowledge of St Patrick's, but any excuse to drink beer is enough for him to be onboard.

Himself.

Who's the father? I'm pretty sure it'd answer a few other questions in one swoop.

>I always want to get him tulips, because they're his favourite, but I do worry that as a gardener he might find imperfections in my choice.
Obviously I can't speak for your husbando, but as a(n albeit, relatively casual) gardener myself, I'd be too humbled by a gift like that to find any grounds for critique in it.