Why do modern parents do this? Is it programming or just conforming to social norms?

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Or is it both?
(((They))) program people to what (((they))) want society to perceive as normal.

>What is social capital
>Who is the perceived owner of social space

just you wait, the awakening will be a time for popcorn

instead of being an idiot and naming your kid "Berry" or "Cedar" why not just go with one of the traditional names that have been used for both M and F: Carroll, Marion, etc

Blaze sounds pretty masculine.

I don't want to live on the same world as leftists anymore

You have to pick a name from a list of names in Denniggermark. So now every child in that country will have a faggot unisex name.

if you dont name your child a traditional bong royalty name such as George or Elizabeth, then the child doesnt deserve to live past 5.

they think they're going "against" norms

they think they're being good parents

they don't realise they're abusers

I'm gonna name all my kids Nigger

I once knew a Blaze. His mom was a country singer and he did gay porn, he also auditioned to be superman.

Not a solid choice.

Go worship your ape constitution, you amerifagot

at that point you might as well just name your kid "Brah"

>Blaze

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You do realize Lincoln didn't write the constitution, correct?

James Madison, architect of the Constitution, was a wealthy slave owner from Virginia.

Not calling your son shit like
>Erwin
>Friedrich
>Siegfried
>Andrew

I'm gonna name my kid Bruce, I don't care if he's a girl

Maybe there is a language barrier here, but it sounds stupid as fuck.

Those, along with Hilary and Kelly and Shannon are considered both but are girls names through and through here at least. Brooke isn't even considered a boys name in the slightest. Wtf is wrong with everyone

first name: blaze
middle name: it

hmm, good info

Is Mohammed on the list?

When all these american kids who were brainwashed into taking hormone blockers or other treatments by their parents and doctors grow up to be fucked up people and sue the shit out of their own parents and doctors... it will be glorious. And it will happen.

>MY NAME IS BRUCE
>HOW DO YOU DO
>NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE CUNT

I knew a guy named Blaise. Same name, different spelling.

nice one mr faggot

Carlin had a great bit on names. A name can make you a pussy of an alpha from the get-go.

"I betcha 10 times out of 10 Nicky, Vinny and Joey will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker."

youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk

Can't recommend Carlin enough

Most of those aren't even names, and the ones that are are obviously gendered.

Ash - Female
Aspen - Tree
Basil - Herb
Bay - Tree
Berry - Tree
Blaze - Girl
Brooke - Girl
Cedar - Tree

Dont you have to be born on krypton to be superman?

he clearly identified as trans-superman

Blazing Faggot more like it.

I want Sup Forums's opinion on these names

>boy
Robert Rayford or Rayford Elliot

>girl
Kathrine Joyce or Avery Joyce

Can you please stop posting that.

Terrible name, you Amerimutts just call anyone with the name Robert as Bob or Bobby, People will call that kid Bobford for short

Is that whole baby naming "thing" (by thing I mean the retarded parents naming their kids retarded shit like Shaniqua or Dovahkhin) american only or do other yuripians like brits or Germans have this culture as well?
Here in the land of debt it is all sorted and good since forever ago, if its a boy you name it after his grandfather on his father's side and if its a girl you name her after her grandmother on her mother's side, you can pick and choose more leniently if you got siblings with kids of their own already but under normal circumstances it pretty much always stays in the family.

Don't know why americans over-complicate even this, maybe cause they all hate their extended families and grandparents.

Carlin is great until you grow up. Them he just becomes a whiny virtue signalling lefty

Stop lying cunt, we all know if it's a boy you call him George

>flag
Someone let the Abbo use the only computer down under again.

>Bobford
I like that, It'd be a funny nickname

I named my son Robert after both of his grandfathers but he goes by his middle name.

Remember where you are.
Such things filter out new fags.
Remember when we merged with mlp?

Is Alfred too old timey or is it on the bubble?

What about Oswald. I feel this one is maybe too anglo-saxon for Canada but Alfred might be acceptable.

Honestly I can't wait for the collapse of society because that will mean tons of these subhuman faggots are going to die en masse whether from starvation or violence among themselves.

Sincerely looking forward to seeing starving mobs rioting in the streets and getting gunned down by police officers desperately trying to maintain order.

Not if you want him to be a butler

>basil
>"unisex"

wtf, that goes against the entire fucking meaning of the word

>Most of those aren't even names
You realize most names were once normal words in one language or another right?

You could name your kid Bloodgod or Masterlord or something like that and it wouldn't really be different than naming your kid Michael or Harold. The only difference is that you know the meaning of the two previous ones.

Jordan, Taylor, Erin

If you aren't naming your child after a saint you're doing it wrong

>You could name your kid Bloodgod or Masterlord or something like that and it wouldn't really be different than naming your kid Michael or Harold

Name him "Treasure Master"

I'm with you. I might vote Democrat next election just to help them get what they want. I'll be fine out in rural Montana with a farm and off grid energy. Would love nothing more than to watch city people starve to death while I sit comfy by a log fire with a cigar and homemade wine.

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also quit watching it you disgusting nigger

Ash is a tree. Might as well add cherry, elm, magnolia, myrtle, holly, rose

If you want something with an "interesting" name get a dog or cat. You owe your children a good name.

How about naming your kids traditional names based on whether they are a girl or a boy ? How about that ? Or is that too much for ***************

My son is named William, and we’re naming our daughter Genevieve and gonna call her Ginni for short. The next boy we have is gonna be Charles. What do you guys think? I hate new age names so much. Look at the family tree, pick a name you like and there you go, simple as that

Basil is a pretty good Bong name you faggots.
Sounds like the kind of guy that would like a good fox hunt and a go at some Missus' fanny.

Not saying which name but my parents gave me one of those names on that list. Everyone I met has been in agreement, it's a shitty name. It's the reason I'm a total loser. I'm thinking of changing my name. I'm thinking something normal like Richard or Joseph. Does anyone know the easiest way to change my name?

Does he remember to Check his keys?

I'm curious, what female names are the worst?

I feel Bertha is a fucking garbage name, you just think of a fat middle aged lady or something with the name Bertha.

I do know a lady named Bertha and she's a sweet old lady though, but it's still a shit name.

isnt it child abuse to force your kids into a mental illness?

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genevieve is a beautiful name.

I like John, Mark, and Paul for men too

>I'm curious, what female names are the worst?
Those shitty names that middle class idiots give their spoiled little shit. Like "Mercedes" or "Aurora"

Is it Aspen lmaooooooooooooo

Don't change it become the first alpha aspen and make aspen a name to be reckoned with, aspen.

Basil is a male name.
No woman has ever been named basil.

Bertha, Olga, Margaret

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or any name a nigger comes up with.
anyways, what's le 56% meme mans name Sup Forums?

My parents aren't even liberals they're conservatives. So why the fuck did they give me such a stupid name? I suffer from major depression and anxiety and mild schizophrenia. It probably has something to do with the fact that everyone in school everyday insulted me. I never had a chance. When my sister gave her kid a stupid name I told her off. Told her never to speak to me again. From what I've heard he is slowly ending up like me. IF you give your kid a dumb name you should be arrested for child abuse.

How long until we have government approved name lists?

Ezekiel Le-Paco

Glenda and Barbara is pretty shit too. I'm trying to think of some other shit ones that are on the tip of my tongue but I can't seem to remember them right now.

god you really sound like an enormous faggot. i guess aspen is pretty fitting then. looks like your parents knew you better than you thought.

>Barbara is pretty shit too

Just have to extend it a bit

Thanks man. I’m rather proud of the names since I care up with them, and everyone has liked them. I wouldn’t recommend Paul. It’s mine and I’m not a fan. I’m not going to change it or anything since I’m not a faggot, but in my opinion it’s a boring name. Only one syllable, no nicknames, it’s just there..

Don't ask why it clicked in my head all of a sudden but Gretchen is also pretty shit female name.

I wasn't born like this I was made into this. You'll never understand unless your parents gave you a shitty name. There have been studies on this stuff. People with normal names end up more successful than people with shitty names.

What's your name?

we thought Friday was a pretty name for a girl but this thread gives me second thoughts

You leave Margaret out of this, leaf.

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>not naming them aiden and kaydyn

Seriously, I like them user. Also Henry, Alice (crazy old), Alfred, and Roger.

Imagine the amount of bullying you would cop in school being a boy called Berry.

It's one of the names on the OP's list I don't want to tell you people. How they thought it was a good idea I will never know.

You could just pretend it's Barry and no one would know.

Jaimie

BOOM BOOM!

On Soy it is

Is Arden a good name? I've known two and both are outstanding people.

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Eh, Brooke or Basil is somewhat ok I feel. Not great but compared to fucking Berry it's much better.

Sometimes a herb is exactly what makes sense to call a child.

The best unisex name is

>sage

It's Bay the Gay isn't it?

Do you spread your boi pussy everywhere you go?

Don't worry user I have a shitty last name on par with Butts and Horsecocks (no joke worked in a pharmacy and this was one of the patients picking up meds last name).

Man up you little faggot your an adult now, high schools over.

Surnames as given names should come from the family tree though.

Can you rate all the names in op's post from best to worst. I want to see how bad you all consider my name.

Americans are retarded when it comes to names. They are truly cultureless in every sense of the word.

Why not use a name that futs the baby's actual gender?

you fucking retard. my parents named me kenobi. do you have any idea how dumb that is? i hate it and go by middle name (which thankfully is normal) but i also didnt take shit for it when kids would make fun of it and didnt care all that much to begin with (at least compared to you) because there are bigger fish to fry in my life. how pathetic must your life be to obsess and let your name become your demise. grow some balls and embrace it or change it you faggot.

Berry is pretty much a nigger name at this point unfortunately because it really isn't that bad of a name. It kind of has a nice ring to it.

what your name alfonso?

Yes Dakota, my name is Alfonso.