Signs an anime wasn't made in Japan

>"Boy, I'm hungry"
>"Better make our traditional Japanese dish"

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Signs OP is a cock hungry faggot

>Makes greentext threads

Never eaten Japanese Kare-raisu OP? Fucking meek weeb

What would be considered Japan's national dish?

curry is the english national dish too. who cares

raw seafood. fucking animals.

Japanese curry sucks big time

Thai curry a best.

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Fucking animals isn't food, it's a sexual practice.

>rice with shoyu
God fucking damn, I've heard that the Japanese don't do that but it's a heavenly combination.

It's pretty much british school curry

Japanese looks nice though.

No you fuck the animal on the butcher table so you can calm it down. Fear ruins the meat.

What if the animals are eaten off the dick, like a shish kebab?
Or you get two little critters going at it with one bite?

>It can't be Japanese because they eat similar dishes in other countries

rice

Curry did turn into a national dish though, but they don't call it japanese curry. I'm pretty sure when they want to be specific, they actually call it Indian curry.

your mother sucks muslim nigger cocks in the UK.
Japanese curry is the perfect comfort foot. Of course you wouldn't know as your mom never cooked for you.

It makes sense for a rice dish to be popular.
Also curry doesnt require that much expensive meat per meal.

Sushi?

Sushi, miso soup, plain rice, rice noodles.
Every meal revolves around rice in japan.

Yeah, Japanese curry tastes like shitty feet indeed. Only a bitter retard who can't handle spices would like it.

So India gave them curry,
The Scots gave them tempura,
What other traditional dishes did Japan import?

The Portuguese brought bread to Japan

/thread

Portuguese gave them tempura. Generally speaking a lot of the older non asian stuff came to Japan via them and the Dutch.

Brits gave them sushi

Sushi is hardly the national dish. It's the iconic dish foreigners think of, but not really what they eat much.

Udon noodles are wheat, and soba is buckwheat.

Brits gave them curry, not Indians.

Tea is chinese, and yet the japanese have a whole ceremony about it.

You ever get the sneaking suspicion that Japan just wanted to copy China and then at some point got bored and decided to copy Britain and France?

I want to touch her Edinburgh.

Have you guys who shit talk japanese curry actually had any good ones, or did you just use the s&b cubes without even adding anything else?

I'd visit her Manchester if you catch my drift.

>Copies most successful known empire
>Copies most successful known empires
It's not really that strange. Except the sakoku thing in between, that's pretty weird.

Americans from New Orleans taught Japanese people to make red beans and rice, but Japanese people decided to just make the rice plain, and that's where Japan's love of plain white rice comes from. weird huh

I'd rather play around with her Buxtons, if you follow me.

I want to pat her Inverness.

>So India gave them curry,
>The Scots gave them tempura,

This, it's all Portuguese.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_Japanese_words_of_Portuguese_origin

Curry from Goa
Tempura
Biscuit Cake
Sponge Cake
Star Candies
Caramel
Quince and Pomelos
Bread

I want to place my head upon her flat southern uplands and feel the teutonic plates move.

I want to feel her London on my crotch if you know what I mean.

K-On will never die!

Curry was introduced to Japan during the Meiji era (1868–1912) by the British, at a time when India was under the colonial rule of the British Raj. The dish became popular and available for purchase in supermarkets and restaurants in the late 1960s. It has been adapted since its introduction to Japan, and is so widely consumed that it can be called a national dish
Western-style curry is influenced by stews mixed with curry powder, which were popular amongst the British Navy. The Imperial Japanese Navy adopted curry from the Royal Navy to prevent beriberi, and now the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force's Friday menu is curry

Instant noodles or sushi.

Japanese curry is more like a portuguese stew than a mainland asia curry. Historically Japan only started eating it after the portuguese spice trade brought spices to Japan that let them make spicy dishes but they prefered the portuguese style of spicy stews versus the more gravy like curries of india or thailand.

>japanese student
>blondie hair

From December 1974, KFC Japan began to promote fried chicken as a Christmas meal, with its long running "Kentucky for Christmas" advertising campaign. Eating KFC as a Christmas time meal has since become a widely practised custom in Japan

I ate jap curry once and I thought it tasted better than sand nigger curry. I can see why it's a huge snack over there.