Why does Melania Trump always look like she’s about to take a shit? Jus aksing...
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Ian Jones
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Nolan Bennett
She's exotic, man. This is truly the weirdest timeline.
Jose Morales
I think she looks more like she just read your post
Leo Nelson
bottox and shit
Carson Fisher
Has anyone started an "Is Malania white?" thread
Brody Sullivan
it kills mainly niggers so I'd say it is
Justin King
She had awful, awful plastic surgery which took a 8/10 face with 10/10 body and dropped it down to a 5/10 face with a 10/10 body. Such a shame. Oh well, she's a slav so if plastic surgery didn't get her she would look like a fuckin' goblin by now anyway.
Dominic Cook
Yeah she is exotic and not unattractive (even with the obvious plastic surgery). But as a ((professional model)) her go-to Blue Steel look is, like, she’s feeling a turtle head is poking out. I guess it’s supposed to be sexy, but....
Isaiah Powell
Lizard costume malfunction.
Isaac Flores
Plastic surgery.
Michael Evans
You say something about shit?
John Ward
being the First Lady, I'd prefer she did a Number One all over my face
Jacob Green
Enjoy your satanic (((hybrids)))
Hunter Harris
But why? She used to be fresh faced and qt3.14. Until Trump. I’m mean everyone knows he’s into scat and watersports, so maybe he gets off on the squeeze face. Dunno. Sad.
Sebastian Sullivan
>But why?
Age.
Jaxson Walker
Is that what a squirting video is?
Elijah Long
There is something fundamentally wrong with this family....
Jace Lopez
her family were commies so she remembers the potato famines fondly
Tyler Foster
that's what an mkultra slide shitpost is, mordechai
Grayson Green
Why can't she open her eyes?
Thomas Foster
Andrew Carter
Yeah, but I don’t think anyone would say she needed surgery. Well, except for .... well everyone knows how he treats women. Especially the mothers of his children. She’s always withdrawing from him. You can read it in Melania’s face. I think the shit’s a sign.
Nolan Jenkins
Needed? Many don't, but women (especially beautiful women), do not respond well to aging and run to the nearest plastic surgeon.
David Diaz
she took the bog pill
Hunter Martinez
women are incapable of shitting
Kayden Murphy
you mad at her for having slim eyes but not being a mongol like yourself?
Samuel Sanchez
The best, for last. They are all possessed by Demons. All the (((ruling classes))) are.
Jaxson Morales
hence forth we shall call her Pu Wing Ching Fu
Jaxson Rivera
She’s 47 now, probably got the knife before she was 40. That’s not old. Happened around the same times as the engagement to Trump. Not, 10 or 15 years after marriage, kids, aging. That’s when most women get a surgical spruce up.
BTW: Melanie was 10 years old when Ivanka was born. Literally, could be sisters. Activates yor almonds, pol?
Brandon Mitchell
This is not true.. my friend's gf took a shit so big that it clogged the toilet, and they had to use a plunger, and then there was shit all over the plunger, and when the clog was finally broken, the pressure in the drain caused a backward surge and the shit remaining in the toilet spewed all over them and and the floor.
Brayden Gomez
he kind of does that too. is she here legally? check out a video called "the mystery of donald trump". you might like it
Joshua Perry
> is she here legally?
She lied on her Visa attesting she was a tourist when in fact she obtained work as a model (pic related), before she got a work visa. That’s grounds for deportation these days. Lying isn’t criminal. And I won’t give any credence to those rumours that she was more than a ((model)).
Angel Mitchell
Melania is an angel
Xavier Perry
Buttplugs are a hell of a ride.
Brody Sanders
>Why does Melania Trump always look like she’s about to take a shit?
It's just a slavic expression of contempt we see when we experience the wonders of living in a 52% society.
Ethan Hill
She just needs myopia glasses
Benjamin Williams
>But why? She used to be fresh faced and qt3.14. Until Trump. I’m mean everyone knows he’s into scat and watersports, so maybe he gets off on the squeeze face. Dunno. Sad.
Trump is a known big germaphobe .. the thought that he enjoys someone pissing on him is asinine.
Sebastian Cook
Nah. Thats clearly a look of disgust. Must be taking questions from CNN scum.
Dylan Richardson
fucking this
Jose Jackson
Brags about grabbing pussies. Eats Macdonald’s with and fast food with his hands. Couldn’t be too squeamish about cooties.
Daniel Watson
I'd fuck Melania so hard and cum inside her
Oliver Evans
...
Leo Garcia
>Oh well, she's a slav so if plastic surgery didn't get her she would look like a fuckin' goblin by now anyway.
You fucking idiot it happens to all people who are heavy drinkers and don't/can't take care of themselves.
The "slav babushka" meme somehow doesn't apply to Slovene or Czech women.. because they don't drink, are not beaten by their men regularly and can afford basic care for their skin and shit.
Brody Nelson
Poklonskaya in 5 years...
Jack Allen
As people age, the space between upper and lower eyelids narrow. I'm not a physician, so I don't know how or why but I do know that it's a common theme.
source: looking at people as they get older
Owen Cook
Baron gets his "awkardness' from Melania.
Jacob Mitchell
she looks like a chink trying to appear white
Ethan Rivera
mommy was actually beat tho
Adrian Nguyen
She's had so much plastic surgery her face is broken.
Gabriel Clark
ouch, nice
Adrian Ramirez
all eastern euro women*
Jason Martin
America corrupts
John Young
Literally different lighting.
People are retarded, expeciallly these ugly women attacking goddess Ivanka
Elijah Ross
kek
Jayden King
She's looking better and better with each passing month imo.
Ethan Miller
This is about Melania, not Ivanka. Ivana is great. Just look at how much she loves her based leaf husbando, Justin.... Melania will never look at Donald like that.
John Foster
So eastern european then