HADDEBING - CONFLICT SLOVENIA CROATIA

IB'S HABBEDING!!

>all media banned, event being heavily censored
>2 incidents confirmed at slovenia croatia border
>rumors about army mobilization

croanons and sloanons report in

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What mobilization, haha?
And media isn't being censored, at least in Slovenia.
There isn't going to be a military conflict, because neither side could really afford this.
Maybe some showing off between the police, like in the last 10 years.

checked. are you even a country yet, or did you get bent over like usual?

>catalonian flag
kek

Wtf will Slovenia mobilize BOTH of it's tanks?

my fucking sides. US should sell them blanks just for shits.

More like 54 tanks

i mean one gas bomb is enough because there are more people living in my building than in all of slovenia :^)

Slovenia's navy is kawaii:

>because neither side could really afford this.
ya don't understand how war works, buddy.
war = profit.
now show me your war face

There is 3 guns in civilian ownership per capita here. And that is excluding all the ex-yugo stockpiles that got "lost".

Croatia is being a petulant child like always.
Nothing is going to happen. Some disputes between police and fishing boats maybe (like almost every week since Yugoslavia), but nothing more serious.

We will preveil! Ready to rumble!

confirmed, conflict is habbenin. mobilize your tanks boyos!

aw check this lil nerd larper out

>petulant child
how does it feel to know a child can smash your country in less than 1 week?

Naprej zastava slave ...

I HAVE A REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

sorry user but no it's not happening

youtu.be/cUbCp2WgkYw?t=4s
FINALLY

Slovenes are just mountain jews tho.
Croats are nazi larpers.

thats a bad mixture, dont you see?

>both in nato
>NATO decides to announce 1v1 fight
>war lasts 1 month
>Croatia adds 1 more hill to its ownership and is even closer to Germany now

WAR WHEN?

A happening is bound sooner or later. Haven't you heard? Russia is arming itself faster than Hitler before the invasion of Poland. 2018 is the year of worldwide happenings.

You do know that you can pick Catalonia's flag when posting, right? They're not region bound.

oh shi~ 888 triple check
>WHAT HABBENING?

oh shit, we`re fuckedddddd

I personally plan to invade Zagreb tomorrow. But plan is to retreat by next day, boozed out and happy.

WAR

Feels pretty nice, since you don't have the manpower, funding and especially will do to anything like it. And we can't either.

Don't be retarded just for the sake of being retarded. I don't have anything against you or your country, but sometimes you act like what I said earlier, a petulant child.

>now show me your war face

yes yes, let the hate flow through you

Say something nice about Croatia, it might not exist tomorrow, me and my mate Zmago in his pickup on our way to the border rn

Damn right. Slovenes better show those Croats their place.

You have to go back.

Can anyone get in on this? How much do plane tickets to Slovenia cost?

Wot, something was happening?

It's got a ridiculously pretty coastline and hte girls are pretty.

> war

What, are we gonna trade prickly jabs again?

lol source you fake catalonian larper?
Ehhhh, Croatia attacks slovenia, we pay EU to kick croats out of EU. Eu invades croats. Mountain Jew WINS! hahahaha kekaaaaa

A lot since you have to transfer in Slovakia after you inevitably end up there by mistake

good bitches and nice coastline, always love šime with his nationalistic pride of "vatreno srce"!

Checked

Fucking Balkan niggers every fucking time

>mfw

But I'm not even mad, just disappointed.

Austria, we've got work to do. The neighbourhood is in dire need of some benevolent guidance again.

if it happens and nobody sees it then it aint a happenin

You have to go back you steppe ghoulashnigger

It`ll be like the good old times

is it time to come home to mother croatia?

At least we're going to get a new Laibach album

youtube.com/watch?v=EclzZcWjRe0

Slovenes are gonna rape Croatia so hard it's gonna be fun to watch.

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The great powerhouse of Croatia, gets 20% of electricity from us and 20% of GDP from tourism, send your economy back into the 90s if you want

Begun, the slovak wars have.

What do the Slovaks have to do with this,nibba?

cheering the slovenians on definantly.

2018 is the year that we see wars in the Balkans again

GLORIOUS and MIGHTY hrvatska shall reign rupreme

to brate hahah vojimo se puno

>when you're trying to have a cumfy balkan conflict but then the diaspora comes in and ruins the bants

rumors going around that croatia is preparing 19 boats with special units on board and
all the news outlets are told to keep silence about the event

>rumors
>implying you know anything

The fish have risen up. I, for one, welcome our new Delamaris overlords

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>vojimo
i think you are mocking me, nevertheless, i hope your army has enough f2000s and old zastava aks to go around. Good luck.

and what?
Nothing will happen, if slovenians continue to piss off our fishermen (they had no problems today), the navy will just park a corvette on the border.
Slovenia has elections soon, so they're more uppity than usual.

both of your meme countries should be annexed to us like in good ol' times, and there would not be disputes anymore

today, early in the morning, two slovenian officers, armed with machine guns, entered croatian fishing boat, which is a precedent

all live streams have been down for hours now

>They get electricity from us.
Yes it's fucking retarded we builded a powerplant on our soil... Now we have to supply 50% energy to Croatia and have 50% Croatians working here...
Croats should give us some coast if they wish this unchanged!

>not going to belgrade
pleb

damn, you a trippy mofo aren't ya? Thinking everyones mocking you, sort your self image bro. Take care.

dunno I thought it was the best moment for a Soy Wars reference

>all live streams
>all live streams
>all live streams
live streams of what? fishermen going out to fish?

My dad was one of the workers who built this boat for Slovenian navy back in 2010.
I even been on launching ceremony

Gyula,
magyar army is non-existent...

Come on guys, just destroy each other so we can get back our territories

>we
NE Krsko is 50% Croatian, retards

By corvette I assume you mean one of those rusty bathtubs from the 70s

On the bright side it might block shipping if it sinks in the right place

ok jamal, no go back to begging in milano

this, i want mountain jews to prevail

based vatnik dad

Nah, newer corvettes are from 90s(Petar Kresimir and Dmitar Zvonimir), although after we get f16 from the jews, it's probably navy's turn to get at least a frigate.

Keep in my mind that both countries are members of NATO and EU, and thus USA will prevent anything serious from happening.

Slovenia just gave last warning, will no longer only warn, but take action.

Two boats protected by 7 police boats just started from croatia..

>rumors going around that croatia is preparing 19 boats
how do you not know how many ships you guys have?

we should just plug them off and ignore the courts

This was the worst deal we've ever accepted

don't worry, it's just brotherly scuffle, some punches might be thrown, but noone will die. It's a healthy relationship, right fellow slavs?

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>how do you not know how many ships you guys have?
don't pin that scatalonian shitposter on us

Damn, Marylin Manson looks like that!

Fala kurcu konačno neki rat, već sam se zabrinuo da ću biti NEET do kraja života.

>mirovina sa 23 godine soon

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lmao is it finally time
for serbia to come back into picture
come home catholic serbs and mountain jew serbs

...yeah...friendly

Okay lads are we doing this? I can get a small cessna, do we have anyone with grenades and a strong throwing arm?

jelinčič is already on the border with an AK

There is no conflict, the media is bored out of their minds

he's ready to take back kajkavian speaking area of croatia

Merry Christmas and a happy new year

latest reports show he is charging trst, he got confused witch country to attack...