Fathers of Sup Forums

>Be me
>Spend comfy Saturday morning making pancakes for son and daughter and let wife sleep in
>She's pregnant with our third
>Sip coffee, watch my happy children playing, realize for the 1,000th time that life is good
How is your morning going fellow fathers?

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>make egg omlettes for me and my pregnant wife
>first child (boy) due next year
>had a great christmas, its going to snow all day so we'll go out and let our dog go crazy in the yard

>Be Grandad
>Have house full of Grand-children all week
>Just want everyone to go home for peace and shitposting.

> Egg omeletes

>french toast for my kid home from uni

Sounds wonderful brother, congratulations on the child! Prayers for your family.

Haha you sound like my father-in-law, good man, but has a limit for children in his old age

Damn, french toast sounds excellent. Maybe I'll make that next Saturday, I haven't had that in years...

Hope you enjoy the break time!

>be dad of 2 sons
>on a 5 hour trip downstate Wisconsin for Xmas with some senpai
>wife driving
>reclining in passenger seat s hitposting
Life is good, lads.

Gonna try for kids next summer. Postponed babymaking so we could get married first.

>Have five daughters now.
Sound levels breaching tolerance !!!
Shoot me please.

well done user
yessir, made outta homemade amish sweetbread
>not amish

Meh, I don't know. I met a girl in my physics class back in high school. She told me she had three other sisters and they all voted Danish Peoples Party (Denmarks most nationalistic party).

Solid marriage and determined parentship can save your kids I believe.

Working on my second job ... I have to pay child support she might be sleeping late with black boyfriend

>with some senpai
Sounds lovely brother, drive safely!

Wise choice, no business having children if you aren't married. Congratulations on the engagement, hope all goes well!

That can be tough, I work from home so my kids are used to being quiet in the house. Maybe try to introduce some family reading time or something (not sure how old they are)?

>Note to self: have wife make Amish sweetbread
Thanks for the tip, she does a lot of baking and loved trying new recipes

The absolute state of your life that you feel the need to come into a wholesome thread like this and post disgusting trash like that. It's not funny or clever. Get help, you fucking loser.

Genuinely asking why do fathers come to poll???

You should always go to the polls to vote user
Dont you remember Hillary saying she needs you to Pokemon go to the polls

That's obviously not what I was asking

to see rare flags

Have a bump

>Pokemon go to the polls
Will there ever be a more embarrassing candidate than Hilldawg?

Among other things, yes

Bless you parents.
Grandkids are the best!
>t.grandpa

Not a father, but I get pretty fucking annoyed when my girlfriend sleeps in. I'm up at 7:30-8 and she sleeps in til 11-12 if she can. It's so fucking unattractive

>make eggs and turkey bacon for the little man and omelette for the wife and daughter
>wife went to work I'm watching the rugrats play with there new toys
>got work a little later today after the wife gets home
>not bad 8/10 day so far

Eh. I agree I mean I'll let my wife sleep in from time to time and she let's me if we've been getting our asses kicked at work and it's a day off or w.e. But more than not we're both go when the kids get up. My ex before my wife did that all the time definitely brought down the sexyness level

I want to believe.

Tell me I can circumvent my mild autism if I get/fit/ and find a nice aryan waifu.

And bless you grandparents for bringing our kiddos so much joy!

Meh, she's pregnant and been feeling shitty for like two months so it doesn't bother me. Besides, women need more sleep than men do. But I do agree, laziness in general is an unattractive trait.

Hope it gets to 10/10 before it's done

Anyone that says you can't is a defeatist shill or a pathetic fox-and-grapes loser trying to hide their butthurt.

I've been married 10 years and still lift most days of the week, it improves everything.

My wife is pregnant with our fourth and she's making me an omelette she's 9 months pregnant. You're doing it wrong.

you are all very lucky.
i hope to find what you have.
defend and inspire them.

>make breakfast and work on yard work with son
>adding automatic irrigation to vegetable beds
>wife going to baby shower for one of our friends
>later playing classic video games with son

Half the kids at Grandmas, got the 2 middle ones.
Going to play some lazer quest soon and after that head over to Kelseys and get a dinner and a movie for like $25/head. Best deal.
We had lazy breakfast as wife slept in, just some scrambled eggs and toast.
I get all of next week off, planing on getting lots of sleep and catching up on some movies/tv.
Cheers fellow fathers. We know the key to happiness.

>Friday's my day off so I'll talk about that
>Set alarm for 6am (sleeping in)
>Doesn't matter cuz my son wakes up at 5:45 anyway
>Talk to him about his night
>"How'd you sleep?"
>"Good dreams or bad dreams?"
>"You know what today is? Friday."
>Him: "do you stay home on Fridays?!?"
>Get him some breakfast
>Drink coffee while reading Scripture and the Book of Concord
>Lift weights at home for an hour
>Baby girl wakes up my wife
>Wife comes upstairs for a workout too
>Make smoothies for breakfast
>All 4 bundle up and head out into the winter to play in the yard for a while
>The girls can't last as long; me and him stay out for another 30 min or so
>Fill the bird feeders
>Eat lunch
>Put kids down for a nap
>Have sex with wife
>Feels good man

kek. Blessed shitposting to you, grandpafag.

Accomplishing things makes you feel better about yourself.
Just go accomplish something user. Learn to cook, workout, get a job, anything!
You will gain much more confidence, and that's all you need to find a great waifu.

ALL FATHERS OF THIS THREAD ARE NOW REQUIRED TO POST PICS OF THEIR KIDS WITH TIMESTAMPS NO LARPERS IN THIS THREAD

Not really a how to, but pic related has excellent insights on parenting, as well as a nice run through of classical Western lit and history.

Plus, he's pretty clear there are only 2 genders.

I feel the love. Have a pretty gril.

Yes make sure the jews get their paperwork first before you save the white race

Go away Anthony Weiner.

We look up to the ultimate father, hitler, of course. He cared for germany like he did his own children and unforunately that meant sending them into the darkness with nothing but what you taught them and the best you could teach them.

I get up and get some coffee. I hear no sound of children running around to stop me returning to bed. Get up later and go to gym. Then I come home and edit videos.

No-one distracting me or demanding my time to be wasted on a child.

I hate kids thus I don't have any.

>might have cancer
JUST

This ones better

Jesus, your kid is in for a life of disappointment. You can't even use the correct grammar for 'their'.

She looks gorgeous

Amen brother. My lady is in her second month and unfortunately sicker than ever, hence the extra rest. Congrats on the impending fourth!

Stay strong brother, you can find it too

Sounds comfy as fuck, looking forward to my kiddos being old enough for vidya

Indeed we do brother, indeed we do

Love that you're starting the day with Scripture, my oldest is four and we're just starting to make that a morning ritual along with prayers. Amen brother!

I can't complain I'm 37 with 0 kids who has a lot of money beautiful girlfriend whom I'm blessed to have and things are great. I get my kids fixed whenever I go over my sister's house after 3 hours I'm ready to leave

Okay, lads.
Thanks for the encouraging words, I'll push through!
Would it be a good idea to start a regular /sig/. where there is also a little bit of blogpostng, so anons can keep each other on track?
I remember the response to these threads was quite good, does anyone still have the OPs or a pastebin thereof?

>Asking people to post pictures of their kids on a Cantonese spelunking forum
Gotta be a hard pass on that chief

Good stuff bro, I'll look into it

Grandpafag is legit

>Yes, let's all have kids out of wedlock, that'll work
How many kids do you have nigger?

Fuck off fag, no one wants you shitting up a comfy thread

Hard to argue with that

I don't cook no pancakes, but life is good. children are a blessing, don't let anybody convince you otherwise

>wife driving

Didn't take the marriage pill.
Not looking to lose all my shit in 20 years divorce
Just had my first (girl) in October
Had sex this morning hoping for second
>Teacher so off from school
Fixing up house with bare hands cause not soyboy and bought a fixer upper

I’m going to post in honor of an awesome father, my husband. I’m sick and he’s been amazing jumping in to care for me and the kids. I’m resting with a bowl of soup and hot coffee he left me while he has the kids at a family birthday party. He’s gonna get super special blowie as soon as I can breathe out of my nose again.

The truth:
>No woman wants him, probably cause he is miserable as fuck.
>Angry at woman for this
>Larps that his lonely life is so great
>Berates people about grammar to feel better
>"n-no, it's because I hate kids"
>Dies alone
>His seed and legacy die with him
>Nobody even cares
But hey, got some editing done. Congratz.

he's just describing his experience. it's a hard world for many, don't be ungrateful

Top notch. I hope you’re white! My white wife and I just had our second white baby. Feels good to be a breeder of the master race

Sup Forums is a free for all. a board of peace. the 1st Amendment in action.

it attracts a certain type of person - curious, courageous, not afraid of open scrutiny, not tied up in ego and groupthink (le upboat).

where else would I go?

lel, it's just a matter of time until your D.I.V.O.R.C.E

You're on here, so something's up

hello, CIA nigger

Stop getting married guys just live the married life

>feeding your son pancakes
Enjoy your future soyboys.

Sounds real empty.. unless you’re not white. In that case thank you, nigger user

Obvious trolls are obvious

it happens tho, far too often

I'm bi-racial thank you very much and I didn't say I'm not having kids I've said I'm not having kids right now my girlfriend is 31 years old so she can have kids for another 9:10 years without technology my sister had kids in her forties why would I spend my twenties wasting my life with children that are just Financial drains I rather be I don't know going out seeing the world having fun meeting new people traveling whatever, I don't got time for children living the Hollywood lifestyle

I am happy for you OP

hope you didnt mutilate your children's genitalia.

Then why do you feel the need to justify yourself to a random anonymous person on an albanian organ trafficking imageboard?

>Daddy needs a drink
>to deal with all the beauty
>to deal with all the madness
>to calm down the badness
>to execute his gladness on the fullness of his cup

>Daddy needs a drink, so mama, fix one quick.
>Pour it nice and strong with your cleaning outfit on

the dad is obama

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>master race
I bet you one ugly mothafucker

It happening at all is too often for sure. If I suspected he was real and had a real story then that's ome thing. He's obviously just a NEET virgin piece of shit trying to make good guys doing good things feel shitty and insecure though. Misery loves company.

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Here's my morning as a father of one
>wake up at 7:30
>i prepare the coffee while wife cooks the breakfast
>i do the dishes and she cleans the table and counter
I played a bit of vydia afterwards then went to get some fireworks in a relative's house for NYE

Amen. Pic related.

Blessings, men. This thread is giving me a serious case of the feels. I'm glad to know you anons are out there somewhere.

Much love back to you brother

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Get well soon!

Kek, my thoughts exactly

Yep, both me and my wife are white. Wouldn't have it any other way desu

Nope.

Wife's up now so I'm doing some work with occasional breaks in this comfy thread

>living the Hollywood lifestyle
Wew lad am laffin

Nope, I was circumcised but I didn't want that for my son

Two of my favs

Glad we could help brother, many blessings on you and yours.

Gonna be a father in 7 months from now

Congrats, Sven.

They don't usually last because life and chaos makes it hard to keep it regular.

>wife driving.

Wtf?

What? Got something wrong with putting a woman in her place?

Not once did he mention God or being a man of faith.

>another larping thread

just kill yourself already.

Betas let their wife drive. Driving is the male's duty. Everyone knows that.

>You can't have women doing work, they need to be constantly pampered
Fuck off, I'm not going to drive for 12 hours straight.

>drivers seat

>a womans place

m8

>alcoholic atheist

>marriage

wow incredible who would have expected such an outcome

>be young
>have hopes and dreams, hobbies, friends, a few talents that could take you through life if you pursue them
>the potential to make a difference in the world

>get older
>never really commit to anything
>work hard but not half as hard as some people
>never really cut out the path I had in mind in life
>not enough direction, or guidance, or identity

>nevermind
>ill just have kids
>thats good enough for me

What? It's her car and I didn't feel like driving.

>her car

holy shit, stop digging, nigger

Fathers of Sup Forums, what would be your advice for a 25 y/o guy who's thinking about having 2-3 children? I have a 25 y/o fiancee, we will have our first kid in 2-3 years.

I want him to be redpilled, I was already thinking we could hike together, sleep in a tent, play old cRPG games together like Icewind Dale etc.

Give me your knowledge so I dont make any mistakes. Thanks

don't be a nazi

>wake up
>been sick all winter holiday
>last night was 4 hour drive through freezing slush at entirely too high speeds
>wife complains coffymaker is crumbling into plastic pieces
>drink coffie
>abandon wife and kids to go get wife wifi cable
>first take bath
>go to wrong shop
>lose phone/wallet
>accuse immigrants
>can't find phone to cancel all my cards
>find phone on shelf
>buy an axe handle and a disco ball for the kids
>go to wrong store again
>buy wrong headphones and phonecharger
>come home
>forced to make dinner
>make dinner while kids are partying it up under spinning disco lights
>dinner good, everyone eats
>take off old handle on an axe
>axe is real old find on a estate auction when I was a kid
>handle is short and shot to shit
>fanagle the new and too big handle into it
>turn out with a sweet viking looking axe
>long enough to split concrete and nimble enough for home defense
>now kids sleep and I fight the lonesome fight behind enemy lines
But holy fuck what we are winning lately!

I agree the concept is valid, unfortunately (being fathers) we rarely have the time to expend on the maintenance for something like that

Amen brother

>Dates alcoholic atheists
>Is surprised when life gets ruined

Congratulations Sven

>assmad virgin detected

>be young
>think your stupid hobbies and loser friends will hold earth-altering meaning to you or anyone else once you're out of your teens
>get older, realize you're really just mediocre at your dumb hobbies, and you're not going to be a rockstar astronaut who saves the world
>boohop.jpg
>Rather than try to forge a good life for yourself you post bluepilled nonsense on Sup Forums about a life you were never strong enough to have while real men who've actually done something meaningful with their lives laugh at you

Its me again
Ive also heard (and seen - my brother has a 11 month old son) that children are terrible up until they're 3 y/o, his kid wakes up 5 times per night, needs constant attention etc

how was it with your kids?