>meanwhile on Wild West pol
Meanwhile on Wild West pol
>mfw someone walks into the saloon and asks for a glass of water
>How! Please fuck off we're full.
>Ah heya-ho-ha heya-ho-ha heya-ho-ha!
*10.000 red skins on horseback show up*
Not politics fuck off.
I bet you were on that caveman pol thread.
>I shoulda never of left Appalachia.
I bet you polacks actually would defend the wild west because of it's lawlessness, crime and only little government intervention.
You make me sick.
>be me
>been guiding 6 cattle into town 100 miles from my house to sell them
>about 30 minutes away from town
>suddenly a bunch of redskin big nose native fags come and jump me
>mfw they kill all my cows
South will rise again you godless heathen
>Ride out in the morning clear-headed. And startin' tomorrow morning, I will offer a personal $50 bounty for every decapitated head of as many of these godless heathen cocksuckers as anyone can bring in. Tomorrow. With no upper limit! That's all I say on that subject, 'cept next round's on the house.
>be me
>go to shekelberg's saloon
>order some XXXX
>they try to serve me XXX without me noticing
WOOOOOOOO DOGGY ITS A HOT ONE!!!
im sweatin' like a nigger writin' a check
im sweatin' like a fat guy comin' down the water slide
im sweatin' like a beaner at the dmv
im sweatin' like a dune coon at the airport
im sweatin' like a kike at a bake sale
how's Sup Forums sweatin?
>be american
>get shot
>Get new horseshoes
>Few hours into the day horse throws the shoe
>Get thrown off my horse and in rage put it down
>Blame the shoesmith for poor work
>Tell him he owes me 80$
>He refuses
>Gun him down
Told the Sherif the man was a jew who cheated me, get off scott free.
>tfw you lynch a nigger and the normies clap
-spits then makes old man grunting noises-
FRODFO
>be me
>be drifter
>find a home stead out on the prarie that seems unattended
>search the place for anything of value
>find a dead woman nude that was bleeding from her ass in the dinning room on the table
>probably the wife who was raped and killed by some thugs
>find a dead baby who looks like it was stepped on in a hall way
>find nothing of value other than a few pieces of table ware but its probably low quality silver mixed with tin that they bought at sterling prices
>out back find the husband
>looks like he was shit in the legs then beaten but he probably heard what was going on inside
>decide to burn the place because im to lazy to bury them and i didnt know them
>i say a few words but all i know of the bible is that some jew died so the faggots who killed these people can go to heaven
>i continue traveling north east
>maybe i will find a place that isnt ransacked already
You’re a southern man or a Yankton thieve out of that nest of Hibernian vipers
When the lambs is lost in the mountain, they is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.
*signs your constitution*
If you aint from Texas you aint shit.