Name one way Sup Forums could be on the front page of every newspaper in the world tomorrow

Name one way Sup Forums could be on the front page of every newspaper in the world tomorrow

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If we were shut down

You mean it's not?

By starting a coordinated DDoS on several major state, banking and social media sites.

By watching our "conspiracy theories" become common knowledge

Awaken the God within man

youtube.com/watch?v=Ky2dU6oIBAw

By being outted as an NSA honeypot, collecting the IP addresses of every right wing hate preacher in the western world, prior to our internment at a "reeducation" center.

YOu lazy fuck

Claim we started the Iranian riots.

Because we did.

fippy bippy

Find the Piss Tape

>Because we did.
Nah, we didn't.

Sup Forums invented the piss story. Why won't you retards accept this.

By accurately predicting through meme magic that Putin will die in his sleep tonight if he doesn't reply to this post

If we finally went to vegas and denver to get our own nukes and start getting shit done around here.

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I've always wondered. Is the Sup Forums-generated piss story in the Trump dossier that is being talked about now as being bought by the DNC, or is that something else?

What is the piss story?

One in the same.

That Trump pissed on some Russian bimbos and Russia uses the tape as blackmail.

holy

fucking

shit

In this day and age, all that would do is grant him greater credibility.

thedailybeast.com/despite-weak-stream-of-proof-Sup Forums-claims-it-invented-the-trump-golden-showers-story

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They are so retarded

we gas the kikes and race war now

Does MI5 have the access to Sup Forums's data? I'm constantly telling racist things about Muslims, pajeets and pakis in the UK.

2017 was a great fucking year

yes

Who gives a fuck about the worthless British pussies, they're historically complacent and easily oppressed. This submissiveness is really the only pattern you can ascribe to the tea niggers. If they're too worthless and weak to resist their own oppression they deserve it. I can't wait till they try to lock up Americans for wrongthink, the streets will run red with blood.

Start crowd funding gas chambers.

Check mate, comrade.

I use a Britbong proxy sometimes. Nothing to see here.

the fastest way to get Sup Forums on the news would be to if someone did a mass shooting and posted about it here

Sup Forums takes credit for a lot of shit it didn't do, like the piss story

sure they did tard

If that nuke goes off in Vegas we would be in the news for calling it beforehand

>t. ZOG shills.

comet ping pong shooting 2.0

Already did.

google.com/search?q=Pepe Trump Election

Now go back to, RevLeft.

A Sup Forumstard goes psycho, livestreams his actions, says he's doing it for the lulz and kek or whatever leads it back to us and it's a hate crime.

We all donate a huge sum of money to a random poor family. Literally front page news.

back to plebbit

Hack into the CIA and dump all their black ops files onto the internet. Of course that would also get Sup Forums and Sup Forums shut down. Also, the perpetrators of the hacking would probably all be hunted down and assassinated.

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Close but it wouldn't be we on the cover.

We'll have to declare war to someone, this time someone important.

Perhaps Clooney?