Would you love a robot?

Would you love a robot?

Can you fuck it?

Would she love me? I didn't think so.

She would love you very much. Don't know about fucking them.

If I can't fuck it then I can't love it.

Would you love a toaster?

You are the least imaginative person. If the robot loves you, it'd certainly be willing to find some kind of alternative if it happened to be sans fuck-orifice.

>it's a oneshot
Damn, really thought this was serialized since the art is cute.

I'm really fucking sad this isn't some series that has flown under my radar with 150 chapters.

yes

It really is incredibly sweet, but why fall in love with a robot when you can't impregnate her and raise a cute daughter?

Kids are baggage, with a robot you can cum inside and not worry.

That was cute.

Thanks OP

We can go shopping together and build ourselves a perfect robot daughteru.

I'm going to take her home and let her plug into my homes electricity supply. Then I'm going to go out and buy her the best batteries that money can buy. I'm going to buy her the best materials and make her the best limbs she has ever seen. Then we will both go shopping for cute clothes together. I will love her forever.

truck-kun is so cute in this

Pure/10

...

It help my bread tastier quickly, so yes.

What the fuck is this sentence?

i would love a rock if it even remotely feigned affection

>if it even remotely feigned affection
>feigned affection
That's not a good thing

i am a broken man

>those joints

sex robots>love robots

BUT THAT'S WRONG

This guy knows what's up.

source

What about an ex-hooker bot, Sup Forums? Could you fall in love with her? Here's the scenario:

>it's 20XX, many decades in the future
>perfect androids were created, take over many dangerous aspects of society
>including prostitutes
>perform the duties of prostitutes with none of the disease, crime, or dangers of the profession
>state governments keep track of the bots, collect the money they charge for acts and use it for public safety initiatives
>over the years, new models are phased in and old models are recycled
>often, the old models are refurbished and sent to old folks homes or schools, with their programming rewritten so they can function as caretakers and responsible guardians to get kids home from school or help old people shower/eat/etc
>sometimes though, they are simply scrapped if they're too old to be reworked or just too beat up
And here's where you come in:
>walking home from work one day
>spot some trash in an alley
>figure it might be some good shit since it's the garbage of a large android manufacturing plant
>find a huge canvas bag in the trash
>open it up
>it's an older model prostitute droid, looks kinda rough but all the parts are there
>decide to take it home, buy some new batteries for her online
>turn her on after work one day
>it's obvious they tried to reprogram her to watch over kids, but since her processor is old the new program didn't mesh completely and she still retains some hooker functions
>is very kind and gentle, but at the same time has the ability and AI programming to have sex
>can tell she's older and used, though they were never designed to store memory about their lives so she can't say anything about her life as a hooker
>she's very beautiful and has a cheery, pleasant personality. Always trying to please you, and is grateful for you saving her from the scrap heap

What do you do, Sup Forums? Scrap her? Toss her out? Keep her around?

Sure, I would love a robocake.

Best girl.

why not have both

Yes. I already love one, he is beautiful.

Dumb frogposter.

so, chobits?

I just want someone or something who would care.
Not even love, just mind that I exist.

Robots aren't real.

Fucking kill yourself

(OP)
>Would you love a robot?
I want to hang out with Nines!

Really I picked up Automata for Toobie, but holy shit by the end of it i grew emotionally attached to Nines (no homo), he's a total bro and a nice guy.

As long as she doesn't act like an autist 90% of the time.

Sauce? google gives me nothing

>Would you love a robot?
Maybe but would add giant robot titties that doubled as a cooler for my drinks.

Fuck why do you do this to me?

Is this a one-shot as well?

Yeah except when he goes full retard at the end

A simple reverse search gives results. It's called Latin

Latin

Believe Machine on sadpanda

That was so unnecessary. Why would you post something like this?

>Yeah except when he goes full retard at the end
I really felt him at that moment.
I could understand his feeling and irrational motivation.]I also wanted to kill A2 as he did, not because she did anything at all but because OH FUCK EVERYTHING JUST FUCK IT ALL

Would you want a smug robot girlfriend?

would I ever.

Robots are gross.

You're gross.

>Would you love a robot?
>posts picture of Nano
What are you trying to get at here?

While that is true, my point still stands.

You can install a robo-vagina and do software/firmware updates to let her feel from the peripheral.

You can just manufacture a child. You could even go full-retard and install a manufacturing bay in her belly that builds the new robot over 9 months.

Be creative.

STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE CRATER
LIKE THE PROPHET ONCE SAID

AND THE ASHES ARE ALL COLD NOW
NO MORE BULLETS AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD
WHISPERS IN THE AIR TELL THE TALES
OF THE BROTHERS GONE
DESOLATION, DEVASTATION
WHAT A WE MADE, WHEN IT ALL WENT WROOOONNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>Manufacturing bay in her belly that builds a new robot over 9 months

Only thing is how do you make a baby robot which grows over time?

>0x7E1
>not having a robot waifu

You should kill yourself old faggot.

Sammy was love. My inner faggot longed for there to be romance between her and the MC.

I'd live anything that would love me back

I honestly prefer the idea that at least her brain is human

W-what is this?

Come on, there are two names in that picture that immediately give the source.

>tfw it was clockwork planet

i'm sorry user im a fucking retard

Clockwork Planet.

Still one of the best end in a porn. Fuck you, she got a soul and they're together in heaven.

What a fucking dick.
It's not like he's gonna look good forever, either.

Too bad this is all we get. And we won't even get a robot waifu.

When i die i'll be found by my landlord as rotten corpse when he realizes i haven't paid rent for a while.

>not turning yourself into a cyborg to live forever with you're robot waifu
I find your lack of dedication disturbing.

was the girl robot in chobits a hooker bot? I never watched it

I would in a heartbeat. I just feel so lonely that anything that gives me some semblance of affection I'd attach myself to immediately. At this point, I'm just counting down the years until I finally die and get put out of my misery.

Yes. Even this 3D one.

>tfw no surly android gf

I have no idea why i love this as much as i hate it.

Why? That just makes her more devoid of emotion than usual

Homosex creator put her memory dump switch in her vag.

>[ ] Love
>[ ] Sex
Pick one

It just makes her rare displays of affection that much more meaningful

Anal.

What if she isn't designed to be entered from there?

Then we Butlerian Jihad now.

I already do

How would sex with a robot be like? Would a robot be a good mother and carry her child through pregnancy?

You should get a pet.

Apparently

I'm 19 years old you fem""bot"" hag.

why did she have to cut her hair?
she was so much cuter with the long hair

Loving sex robots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sex robots > love robots

Just remember that a robot would live on long after you die and she'll remember every moments shared with you.

>Programmed to crave sex
>don't even have to earn her affection
Fucking disgusting

No! Because an AI robot isn't possible. Even if it is, she would be too smart to know better than to love a worthless autistic fucker who spend all day on chinese image board

You can still love your dog without fucking it.
Unless your Canadian of course.

>
>>Manufacturing bay in her belly that builds a new robot over 9 months
>Only thing is how do you make a baby robot which grows over time?
Once a month you adjust the limbs to be slightly longer and every 3 years give it a new torso and limbs

The feels are killing me.

Im not kidding but how the fuck did that even work?

>don't even have to earn her affection
>Implying any of us would ever manage to do that

>Once a month
So the storage room in your house is going to be filled with discarded baby robot parts. How horrifying.

I can dream

She's an android. Which basically mean part human part robo. I guess dr. gero didn't remove her meathole.

>there are people in this board, RIGHT NOW, who wouldn't a robutt

I fee sickened.