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[Gavin Sullivan]

Are Orcs Jews? Elves WASPS? So much race discussed in this movie especially in rolling intro credits

[Mason Campbell]

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[Jayden Russell]

Shittiest looking orc I've ever seen. If you can't even get orcs right, then fuck you.

[Camden Hall]

Yes why is it blue??

[Ryan Rogers]

was this movie a direct response the the LOTR race memes?

[Dominic Miller]

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!

[Ethan Jones]

FUCK i hate this movie so much

it was fine, good straight-to-tv movie shit. sure they ripped off the plot twist form Training Day, but fucking hell, if you're going to declare your own universes fantasy rules, stick to them.

If wands are bind on pickup then why the fuck didnt the fresh prince get to keep it, and become a member of the Feds with his soiboi orc faggit friend.

Remeber? the wands cant leave a certain distance from their user?

This could have been the beginning of a hilarious Men in Black fantasy/detective franchise, instead its just a shit fest.

[Gavin Parker]

>Remeber? the wands cant leave a certain distance from their user?
That wasn't automatic, that was a spell that the evil elf lady knew.
Will Smith's character couldn't do shit with the wand on his own - good-elf lady had to tell him the magic word.

[Michael Thompson]

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[Charles Murphy]

humans are humans, except they also include blacks in this show
orcs are amerimutts
elves are jews, as seen by the jew producer