Youjo Senki

>This is your Eleventh Goddess

Im guessing next episode will either be Reporter-Kun or a Mary episode

>next episode

>12 episodes listed on official website
cmon user don go scarin people like that

>Reporter-kun
Nah, they gonna establish hooks for season 2, so we gonna meet not!Free France, Mary and Rommel.

That look of Tanya.

I'm surprised I haven't saved this from the very start... I need the second one now...

>dat Tanya
But that's gay

Its not gay if its gods will.

>Sh's the Devil, I tell you!

Thanks, Sup Forumsnon!

This is the last thing you see, did you die happy?

I still prefer hugs.

>this blue eyed sonnovabitch just hugged you from behind and basically, you are fucking stupid.

So, why exactly did she throw such a tantrum in the last episode? I mean, I get that the evacuation of a significant part of the not-french army is hardly good news, what with Dunkirk and all, but her reaction seemed way overblown.

Man, I want more Youjo Senki/Strike Witches crossover art...

It wasn't. With their army surviving not!France can recover in Africa, this time with not!UK fully supporting them. And it all goes down from there. Imagine being in her position and knowing that this one decision destined you to fight a war you cannot win instead of living a comfy life as decorated veteran.

Basically this. Everything she's done has been with the goal of living the easy life and not fighting on the front lines anymore. She's gone from that being within sight, so close she can smell it, to the prospect of the Empire being at war again (and not necessarily in a favourable position).

Besides, those libertarian types fucking HATE it when they don't get what they want.

>ywn walk in on Tanya sobbing quietly on the floor wallowing in despair
>ywn tightly embrace Tanya from behind and tell her everything is going to be okay
>ywn have Tanya loose her senses and fling herself into your embrace letting out a desperate wail
>ywn comfort her until she has cried herself to sleep in your tender embrace
>ywn carry her back to her quarters and tuck her into her bed watching her still sniffling face gently sleep
>ywn be Visha

>ywn be Visha
I'm glad.

I want to drug Tanya and take her to my bed.

I want to drug Tanya and take her to NotAmerica

I want to drug myself and let Tanya take me to my bed.

World War I ended with an armistice, instead of a full-blown defeat. It's no coincidence that WWII started a mere 20 years afterward.

Germany still lost a shitload of territory and was in massive debt though. This "victory" only changes history in a way where Germany ended the war in better terms.

You had to ruin it with that spoiler, didn't you?

What would the Republic do to a captured and restrained Tanya?

Court martial her and execute her, as they did with most nazi officials.

Hold her hostage until she is exchanged for other prisoners.

>Not wanting Tanya to drug you and then taking you to her bed

>whose eyes are those eyes
Those eyes are god's eyes?

>not wanting a drugged Tanya using your drugged body as a bed

Depends on who captures her and how much they know. It would be extremely bad propaganda wise to treat her badly with her age and appearance. If nobody knows they still might execute her, but it would have to be a "shot as she was escaping".

Even Visha seemed to feel bad for relaying the orders from Strat.HQ so yeah nothing goes with the army like Tanya wants it.

WMD but yet so powerless and even if she was on the top she'd still get pushed around by the nobles/politicians.

Hopefully at least the higher ups notice their foolish error when the war doesn't magically stop.

Probably just hold her in some secret location and try to make her cooperate, but they would still treat her well.
The better question is - what would the Commies do to a captured and restrained Tanya?

Depends whether this guy realizes they captured her or not...

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Hold her prisoner and make a propaganda out of her. Executing her would leave a bad taste on the civilians since she is a kid and a smol girl.

>ywn visha
Good.

I posted a thing.

>Tanya has proven to be a tactical genius and brutal warrior
>multiple generals have spoken with her and been very impressed with her insights and suggestions
>her papers have been used multiple times by these same people
>NOPE FUCK LISTENING TO HER NOW EVEN THOUGH WE LISTENED TO HER PREVIOUSLY

Fucking why?

So, shit show, right?

Politicians.

From a political stance, making a war operation after an armistice was made and publicly told to the general public is a bad move. The odds are high that it'll encourage neutral countries into jumping in.

Quite enjoyable actually. If you like history it's a plus.

Number 2 on sales this season, so yeah it's shit.

Congratulation on posting a thing, here's your reward.

I wish they would make use of Tanya's lisp some more for comedic situations. Maximum cuteness.

Do you guys seriously masturbate to her?

There were multiple reasons. For one, they all think she is bloodthirsty warmonger. Even Zettuour. Intelligent, yes, but they believe she loves to fight and wants to continue. Secondly they already let the public think that the war is essentially over, so a full scale operation would be politically difficult.

Realistically the best option they would have had even if the did listen would be Tanya going alone on her authority. If she is able to destroy the Republic's ability to fight, sanction it, if she isn't able to do enough damage, neutral countries will step in requiring the Empire to court martial and execute her even if she does survive.

I can't because it's still a 30-something year old salaryman in my mind.

You lack training.

Porn isn't good enough yet for that. Have to wait until the next comiket to put out a bunch of doujins before I can make a final verdict. Some of the fanart makes me as hard as diamonds though, so signs are pointing towards yes.

>For one, they all think she is bloodthirsty warmonger.
>Even Zettuour.

Well duh. They've read all her papers. She wrote the book on exterminating civilians and having it pass legal.

Of course, Tanya is qt

Though there isn't amazing porn yet, so I only have a few things that get me going

Post more sexy pictures of Tanya.

Some people just don't get that the generals don't fully trust her opinions because of that. They think her desire to fight is so strong she wants to kill every last Republican, which of course is not politically feasible. Not yet, anyway.

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So what real world analogue was Tanya referencing that she wanted to jump into another fight so badly?

Thumbnail looks like she's clutching a broken nose

I got you

The war needs to be over.
Going into battle once is better than going into battle over and over again

Something in this pic is weakening my erection.

She can't be basing shit off just lingering intuition, she's only as good as the history books she's read and the hindsight from it. So what conflict was supposed to be over but wasn't over because they let one ship escape?

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Dunkirk. It also references a plan by De Gaulle to move to French Africa and continue the fight from there. He wasn't able to execute it in real life

The fleet is going to bring the entire remaining french army to Africa and from there on they will continue the battle.

That look before she blows you up.

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>this visha

Why are you jerking off to a Japanese salary man, that's a bit gay desu

>Germany shows you mercy and doesn't outright slaughter all your men
>"Let's stab the people who WE started a fight with instead of letting it go"

Brilliant logic, frogs.

Would it not be easier for X to humble Tanya by getting her knocked up?

They have support from other nations.
Of course they won't give up that easily.

Paris needed to fall because everything went to shit after they lost their Rhine army but they still have plenty of power left that can fuck the empire up.
So for them its logical to relocate and reorganize somewhere else and from there on attack the empire with help from other nations.

So the Empire politicians bungled by accepting an armistice and not full surrender?

It's what Britain did as well. Germany had them cornered on a beach with no way out and no cover whatsoever, and instead of gunning them all down they decided to spare them.

It saddens me to say this, but mercy has no place in the the modern world.

Yeah.
The Empire also had heavy losses and barely could keep the war ongoing so when the Republic handed over their capital people got generous.

It's actually not a bad plan. The not-UK is basically in the war. The Empire can't handle extending the war on so many fronts. They have to pacify Republic territory while looking out for invasions from the not-UK and then from Africa as well. They just won't be able to hold the Republic without breaking the country. This was the not-UKs plan all along to grind both the Republic and Empire down.

Why the hell is she so thicc?

Yes, because of that the mainarmy was able to get out of being surrounded and able to flee the country.
With most of the republic army and command structure operational, they left the country and sail towards their african colony with the help of the notUK.

Now the exiled army just needs to say.

"Who will stand beside us freeing our country from the evil empire!"
"The rightous needs to free the aggressive empire!"

In short, by letting the republic army free the empire gave everybody a legitimite excuse to rally their respective population towards war.

NotUK was already supporting the republic with intel, weapons and loans. But had no public backing to go official to war, with that and a rightous cause there will be no problem.

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Thats how evil germany is you mean. You forget to add that, no symphatie allowed you know.

I don't understand this sentence. Why is Germany evil for showing mercy? Sympathy is when you understand and care for the plight of other people though.

Makes me think that the ebil natzees should've been actually ebil instead of doing shit like that.

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Because Germany is evil. My history book said so. Nevermind that Stalin, Mao, and countless others killed far more than "evil" WW2 Germany.

He's talking about how you can't say anything about the Nazi's being anything other than pure evil, or show any sympathy whatsoever to their impossible situation.

>Germany is the evil side in the schoolbooks
>truth is it was just a conflict between two nations on similar level but hey the winner is the one who writes the history books at the end

More over one group who was turbo butthurt about one of the nations wrote the history books.

Doujins where

Well, history is doomed to repeat itself but we could also say Sonzai Ekksu had something to do with this. He's been messing with pretty much any break Tanya has earned.

When will the Tanya suffering end? Why don't she just accept Kami-sama and have faith?

All she needs to do is pray. Kind of funny the entire plot would have been reduced to one episode if Tanya had some humility or realized she was biting more than she ever could chew.

>having faith in a fickle asshole who has openly admitted he's not omnipotent/almighty/etc

He's just an angry dude with some superpowers. Tanya has every right to say he's neither God or the devil. Both of those two would at least be on the Biblical scale of being all powerful.

Ekksu's meddling is always a bit of a problematic argument because outside of the anime he's nowhere this antagonistic. In the manga or LN he stays clear of Tanya after fixing the Elenium and the whole thing about X manipulating the war doesn't really pop up until he specifically needs the empire to go after godless communists.

yes goy.
remember the 6 billion

Never. Because she believes in her own free will.

>free will