I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.
I am male.
How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 17-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)
Stalking a woman is the best as long nothing cross limit

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

What is dumbass? Are you a dumbass?

What is sexually frustrated? Am I sexually frustrated?

What is poo and pee? Are you and me both or them are poo and pee?

I want to stalk woman in real life? How to do that without getting caught.
How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught? As I am in new city for 5 days and there are lot of beautiful woman in this city.

What is Linux?

What is Operating system?

What is Firefox? am i Firefox?

What is 64-bit computer?

What is dumb?

What is Opera?

What is chrome?

What is firefox?

You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should pee each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You have to be patience.

You should pee yourself in pants.

What is masturbation? I think i do 3 times a day

What will happen if the person is unable to pay his/her debt?

How to get a gf. If you dont know about this so go pee your partner especially if its gf for males or bf for female

Do you poo and pee everyday?

Most Indian post of the year

That's a typical sand nigger lmao.

Probably a VPN

You fool you fool

Fool. Sup Forums bans most VPN and Proxy

What? Really?

Ajit my son

You must choose where to release

Yes I tried most VPN and proxy and Sup Forums bans it.

Pls. How many people in India actually have a computer? And to shitpost?

You look like some of s***

Just use Tinder or goto uni already jesus

OkCupid- go to other campuses

Google you idiot.

Tinder is a piece of s**

indian/10 post

You stupid Nazi.

Lol

Then go to IndianPeopleMeet.com

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I don't know what the big problem is. It's really, really not that hard to find someone in the current year. You don't even need to leave your house to do so. Hell, I found my wife on Craigslist 7 years ago because it's impossible to meet anyone during the day outside of single mothers in grocery stores.

go to germany or some shit and find some white whore that will fuck anything thats not white

Is she fat?

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>What is poo
poo is you

She weighed less than me when I was 130lbs, so I guess so. Not too too bad for a burger.

post of the year

I think I am just going to get an Asian gf desu. I have a tiny Korean lab partner at uni who's gagging for it and I haven't had any interest from whites since the Goth girls in highschool

Being a nazi is more of a compliment than anything

>Poo is you
You in the loo

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This
>Be me, 25 male
>Decide to try dating for the first time in my life
>Make a profile on OkC saying i want a loving wife to start a family with
>Few days later get messaged by white girl

All you have to do is be 6''2', white, fit, have a job.

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Do you still use your hand to wipe your arse?

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I have toilet in my house. I do bath daily you fool.

You piece of s***

Fool dumb

So you still use your hand?

This is a fool

You fool. Parallel universe might exist I think so

Send penes pics pls. Bob or gtfo

I have a bathroom and toilet in my house and do bath daily you fool.

You fool.

Fuckin pajeet

No you dumb.

Spam site. You fool

Nazi are right wing socialist. You fool

Open bob NOW!!

I dont get laid but atleast pajeets exist to remind me that atleast Im not the bottom of the barrell

No. You fooool

I am not pajeet. I need a gf and I will stalk girls/woman from 18-26

Leave this board rn Virgin Kumar and never return

Open bob for me bb. Show pussi

No foool.

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I am not Kumar. Your fooooool.

This is not me. I wear western clothes.

Wrong board faggot.

Sup Forums isnt a dating advice board retard.

bitch lasagne

(You)
Stop larping, pajeet

I need some boipussy. You'll be suffice OP

Good MORNING my friend is this dating website.? I require one purchase wife. I am splendid and cannot wait. Please urgency. Email me at : [email protected]

It is a correct board you fool.

Craigslist.

You stupid dumb

Have you tried asking random Facebook girls to show you bob?

No. I just threatened them for not friending with me in my another FB account.

Whats going on here

bitch lasagna

There's your problem. Ask for open bobs, don't be a sociopath weirdo that doesn't attract bitches, ask for the fuckin bobs pal.

>tfw you can't stalk a cute anime girl
Why live?

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