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>Weird vaginal trends in 2017
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>Six people killed after seaplane crashes into Hawkesbury River
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>New Year's Eve fireworks spectacular wows Sydney crowds
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1st for gas the kikes race war now
You know what lads? I feel okay. Not sad, but okay. I think 2017 did something to me. I think 2018 might be a good year for once.
2nd that motion good sir
It's not Aussies who are the problem, it's Melbourne and Sydney.
No attacks in Sydney
HAPPY JEW YEAR LADS
HAPPY NEW YEAR CUNTS
Blown two loads within the first 15mins of the year. She's gonna be good one
3rded, Motion Passed!
On another note, Happy New Year you absolute cunts! Hope ya New Year is Best Year!
Spectacular.
Fuck everyone who isn't in the best timezone.
I asked my mate from Melbourne once if he wanted to go rabbiting when he visited my mates farm once. He got freaked out when we started spot lighting rabbits and breaking their necks. Once we had enough to eat we started shooting them with shotguns and laughing. I didn't know he was such a pussy faggot
Disgusting.
Don't get carried away, Australia. It's not New Year until it's midnight in the mother country and you know that very well,
/sydney/ here, what the fuck was up with the YASSS rainbow on the bridge at the end?
also happy new year cunts
How do i get home lads?
Steal someone's phone and hope they've got an uber account. They'll pay the bill tomorrow for ya.
who /relatively sober night with family and no friends/ here?
Home is where your drunken head lays, Ausbro!
how about no family and no friends
find a white taxi driver mate
By myself mate, pissed and listening to Creedence, pretty content with my situtation atm
Still fucken working mate, getting paid well for the evening but a bit shitty about not getting hammered so I'm shitposting on the clock.
bingo
He will need a time machine.
Is it bad if I'm ok bein alone?
Still 2017 in qld. What should i do in my last half hour of the year?
Happy new year's cunts
What typa work?
shitpost on Sup Forums
Its literally 2018 and there are people out there living back in 2017.
Get with the times rest of the world.
I havent played bing bing wahoo 1up for a while but i might as well
Veeayte ute and mad skidz m8
Streak down the CBD and get on news video saying hi to auspol
Hehehe, did the same in 99 going into 2000. Was able to drink from 2345-0015, so skulled a bunch of drinks, and worked half drunk for the rest of the night.
And made about $850-900 that night alone :D
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This
Mad doughies all the way home
Doing uber shit to pay for next years' tyre bill. Racing ain't cheap and drunk revellers are buying pirellis for me.
I'm stoned, jerking off to uncircumcised twinks on the internet. Foreskin soaked in precum.
Happy new year guys.
I did it
What sort of Pirellis? I got P Zero Neros on my stock Ralliart atm
You know what to do user
Australian cunts are ahead of the curve in every way
>Foreskin
Adda boy
Fuuuaaaarrrk. Mods were quick
if you live near the QLD boarder you could travel 1 year back in time or forward by walking across it. Think about that cunts, just fucking think about that
do it and invest in bitcoin cunt. Fucking genius idea mate
>The drinks bartenders will hate you for ordering when it’s bu
>spend 5 minutes explaining how to make a cocktail
>get them to remake it because they get it wrong
>they finally get it right
>"aww mate, I forgot me wallet, I'm such a flaming gal;ah"
>strut away from the bar
do you buy from Tyrepower?
Happy new year, boys!
Anyone else think this year's Sydney fireworks display was painfully mediocre?
>8 fucking pixels in the whole thing
>Am hard
Wtf is wrong with me
I have ordered like 10 cocktails at a hipster bar before, once they started making them I "said hang on i'll be back I got to go to the toilet. Then just walked out
Running superbike slicks. Might switch it up to the bridgestone v02s but I've got the bike set up for the pirellis and can't be arsed getting the geometry and suspension right for the profile change.
Nice subs
I FAILED MY SUPER MARIO 64 SPEEDRUN AFTER 1 FUCKING HOUR OF HARDCORE CONCENTRATION
Honestly familia I couldn't look at multicoloured lights and not think of rainbows after this shitshow this year's gay marriage campaign was
Is this what it feels like to have something culturally appropriated?
All the money was spent on marriage reform.
Are ya winning son
Can you fuck off you all? You are predicting that retard-normie celebrations with your time-traveling kiwi skills.
can I marry my dad? his lonely and divorced and I just want to make him happily married again
Ah right, you lost me at superbikes aha
Can't go wrong with Pirelli tho
Happy new yrs fellow battlers
Since my arrive at aus, I haven't saw a white taxi driver.
his bikes power level is over 9000
Hence the joke mate
>At mario
Sort of
>At life
No
up on the roof watching fireworks and neighbours party
honestly hope I fall off and die
>is this what it feels like to have something culturally appropriated
fireworks are Chinese you stupid bogan
you sound like a taxi driver
>DO IT
Confirmed
Happy New Years to you cunts.
flemington?
Just saw a bunch of white dudes on one of the building here.
And some poos on the grounds that chanting happy new years and some gibbish poos language.
shit mate, can't drive uber without 1 year license and good enough car.
i hope you do a backflip.
Just yankin your chain mate. i hope you slaughter the infidels there.. then do a backflip
Fuck I wanna play Super Mario 64 now.
Wanna get a N64 USB controller before I do tho
some chink said happy new year to me and I told him it's not feb 16th yet slanty
But it's a gixxer so the scanners say it's gay.
You too, big cunt! More being legends from both of our countries!
HAPPY NEW YEAR YA CUNTS, 2018 BRING THE PAIN.
another year and I'm still a virgin
Adelaide
>that feel when your n64 control stick goes loose and flaccid from playing too much mario party
just identify as a non-virgin, it's the current year
Did he said thats wacist mate?
My dad used to ride bikes, he said he had a Kawasaki 900 like 30 years ago and was blueprinted or some shit.
I'd like to learn how to ride a bike tho, that acceleration beats anything a car can offer
tinder, asians, abo, your pick mate.
if you really want to try chinese prostitute and living at NSW, i can tell you where to go.
>burwood, campsie, you name it.
Stop living in the past
nah he laughed and I then said what is chinese new year this year? year of the baby formula and then he got kind of shitty and walked off
I spilt chicken loaf in my N64 controller when I was 9 and that fucked it up and caused it to go flaccid
>fireworks
I meant rainbows user, I can't look at them without thinking about LGBTBBQ any more
Stop watching porn. Stop drinking. Get married and live a normal life.
Yeah its been like that for years I want ny fireworks gone.
I lost mine almost exactly a year ago (was like the 27th of December I think) to my current girlfriend. It's really not that big a deal to be a virgin. There's no rush, especially if it's gonna involve banging a sterile girl or cumming into a rubber tube. Wait for someone special is my advice.
>another year and I'm still a virgin
This has been the first year since my late teens that I never got laid. I’m in my mid-40s and done with pussy. It’s overrated lad. Get a whore. Get it over with. Focus on your self. I wasted many years chasing gash.
>wait for someone special
>while the special someone is banging chads at all hole
waiting will get you no one, improve and make yourself worthy.
The facade is starting to crack lads
I just got a promotion at work but I'm afraid my nightly persona is starting to show during the day
I have drank whiskey every night for the past month. Im 24 and totally alone, the only person who cares about me is my mother. My own brother put up with me for so long now he has completely cut me off.
8 mins til midnight and im sitting on the steps of my apartment drunk as shit chain smoking
>just watched a group of guys my age pile in to a maxi and head for the clubs
Happy new year
Yer m8, this white fella, he knows his chings from his chongs.
Stop watching so much tv
how do you improve user? I'm already doing all the meme shit like cleaning room, cold showers, gym and studying hard but I'm still introverted like a motherfucker and don't form legit relationships (I've got legit friends who I study and drink with but i don't do anything else with them in between)
starting 3rd year of uni soon
help :(