Why does Canada still have an army?

>Has done nothing of note in 100 years
>Can't even handle peace keeping or counter insurgency
>14 billion dollar budget
>Down to 3 regiments, one of which is French
>No attack helicopters
>Virtually non existent AA capability's
>3rd world navy
Why do we continue to allow these parasites to latch onto NATO, either make a valid contribution or get the Great Wall of Trump North. Frostbacks, explain yourselves

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> Has done nothing of note in 100 years
They covered your grandfather's ass during WWII, you mutt.
But now, yes, I'm agreed with you that every NATO member trying to look like they have an army, but they have theatre with firecrackers instead.

*Eats all of your MRE's*

My grandfather was killing zipper heads in the pacific you Germanic looking rape baby, Canada fought the Italians (lol) and took a sandy hill guarded by Soviet POW's and Hitler Youth. Biggest exaggerating pussies on the planet

> Why do we continue to allow these parasites to latch onto NATO
It's because you're trying to be superpower, so you must pay you allies so they will staying your allies.

>Paying more into international agreements than those who equally benefit from them helps you become a superpower
Autism

>TES kit

I'm already triggered, that shit is horrific

They did more in WW2 than the USA. They also didn't show up late to the fight.

if you get your head out of your ass you would know that we did our share of work in Afghanistan.

>Took a sandy hill from starving POW's and children
>Fought some pizzas
...ok...

You got BTFO in Kandahar. Only major Op you did was Medusa, and even that was a joint OP. Ask anybody who served with you there, your military is meme tier shit

>why do we
>implying your fat mongrel ass has made any contribution to the US
Let me guess, you did 100 tours of duties in Iraq and killed 1000 muslims barehanded? You're an embarrassment to actual Americans who have died for your country, faggot.

You take that back you fucking star-spangled mutant
You pushed some gooks from some islands and gave people some ammos and tin can beans while we were slaughtering Germans by the thousand during WWI, voluntarily directing a suicide mission to test and scout german coastal defenses, pushing harder than anybody else against Germany during the invasion of Normandy, spanking the Netherlands occupation forces to get our supplies directly to the heartland of the Reich
You scared the Krauts; we terrorized them for decades.

>combat vet from 2 wars
Unless you've been in 3, wipe the Tim bits off your beard you fat NEET

>what is 100 years
>STILL brings up MUH VIMMY RIDGE like an autist
Nigger, WWII you and the England were getting pummeled by the Germans. I'll give you a (you) and say it was the Russians who saved your ass

Well, that's how politics work

>Implying Korea was a success
>Implying Viet-Nam was a success
>Implying Irak was a success
>Implying Afghanistan was a success
>Implying your war with Jap was only won because of the atomic bomb (bonus point for only targeting civilians)
American military might is only not a meme when comparing the numbers
Militarily incompetent. Not surprising your best generals seceded along with the South during your Civil War.

Because China needs a front in the Americas to stage it's invasion during WW3.

Inb4 muh protests at home

>This scares the amerimutt into submission to communism
Disgusting.

god help us up here. our entire government is a fraud.

nationalpost.com/news/politics/sajjan-retracts-claim-he-was-architect-of-canadas-biggest-combat-operation-in-afghanistan

>Implying Korea was a success
Yes South Korea is still a thing
>Implying Viet-Nam was a success
50 years ago faggot
>Implying Irak was a success
Hung Saddam on national TV after turning his sons into swiss cheese and rolling over his army and defeating an insurgency in 2008, leaving capable iraqi troops to defeat isis in 2017. Unless you're autistic enough to think counter insurgency wars end in a parade
>Implying Afghanistan was a success
You faggots are the reason RC south went to shit
>Implying your war with Jap was only won because of the atomic bomb (bonus point for only targeting civilians)
US had japan all the way to Okinawa before the bomb was used you historically illiterate cucknadian

VIETNAMESE
FARMERS

Who would win?
The entire Canadian military
One small port name Dieppe

What a LARPing faggot, it was a joint op with 10th Mountain and 5th SFG..see, this is why people hate maple kikes. Selective memory en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Medusa

>this thread again

Bump

AFGHAN
CAVEMEN

>Yes South Korea is still a thing
You went to liberate all of it, not just the South
>50 years ago faggot
Still is modern warfare you fucking idiot
Hung Saddam on national TV after turning his sons into swiss cheese and rolling over his army and defeating an insurgency in 2008, leaving capable iraqi troops to defeat isis in 2017. Unless you're autistic enough to think counter insurgency wars end in a parade
No, but I'm no autistic enough to accept the fact that you actually stabilized the region and didn't just create warring factions that all hate your guts there, either
>You faggots are the reason RC south went to shit
So why'd you even went there, if it's to complain about people providing you with *minimal* assistance?
>US had japan all the way to Okinawa before the bomb was used you historically illiterate cucknadian
Yes, and every single japanese was ready to defend their homeland in a war of attrition against you that would have lasted for years, which made your current president crap his pants AND BURN FUCKING CIVILIANS UNTIL ONLY SHADOWS REMAINED
Seeing how you failed every other war of occupation/liberation you've fought afterward, it doesn't surprise me, actually. Perhaps with nukes you could pacify the Middle East, instead of trying this masquerade of a military occupation you've tried there? Since it's the only toys you're good with, y'see.

Self sustaining profession of arms. You can't create one overnight when you need it with just money, it needs a backbone of traditions and of people who know what they are doing

Everything here is good except the first statement

>Why does Canada still have an army?
with all the shitskins in the US and the canadian gibs, they are probably gonna need one to keep them out.

>Great Wall of Trump North.
implying Canada won't be the ones building the wall

>Yes South Korea is still a thing
Also you did fuck all in that war
>Iraq
Things didn't go well in a country already fucked up, so militarially defeating Saddam doesn't mean victory because I ate led chips as a kid. FTFY
>RC south
You literally volunteered for that, could not be more your fault.
>Japan
Strawman arguement.
>Never won a war
Literally what is this

>pushing harder than anybody else against Germany during the invasion of Normandy
Is this the type of historical revisionism they teach in dog fucking leaf school?

I think his alimony payments end at the end of 2018. Hang in there Brendan!

I've been to Juno, it's literally small sandy hill that was guarded by starving Soviet POW's and Hitler Youth. Canadians are the biggest pussies on the planet

>pushing harder than anybody else against Germany during the invasion of Normandy
Look, I don't believe half the shit the government tells me but are you really this retarded to believe this?

Nah our Navy existed back then and it many sunk trains.
HMCS Crusader *ding

They teamkilled their grandfathers's asses you mean ?

>What is the Canadian army
>Brings up their navy

> we terrorized them for decades.
are you referring to Canadian shitposting?

>"The savage fighting in Normandy continued throughout June and July of 1944. While the Americans fought to clear the enemy from the Cotentin peninsula and capture Cherbourg, the British and Canadians experienced some of the hardest fighting imaginable against the powerful Panzer divisions in the struggle to capture the city of Caen."
>"On the left flank of the Allied forces, the Canadians pushed rapidly eastward through France towards Belgium. September began with the 2nd Canadian Division being welcomed to Dieppe. Boulogne, Calais, and Cap Gris Nez followed, and by the end of September the Channel coast, with the exception of Dunkirk, had been cleared and southern England freed of the harassing fire of Hitler's weapons which had been launched from these sites."
>"Under the circumstances, the opening of the port of Antwerp, already occupied by Allied troops, became absolutely necessary since the main supply lines still ran back to Normandy. The task went to the First Canadian Army which came under the command of Lieut.-General Guy Simonds in place of General Crerar who was ill."
>"The island of Walcheren remained the one great obstacle to the use of the port of Antwerp. Its defences were extremely strong and the only land approach was the long narrow causeway from South Beveland. To make matters worse, the flats that surrounded this causeway were too saturated for movement on foot while at the same time there was not enough water for an assault in storm boats."
>"The Canadians attacked the causeway on October 31 and after a grim struggle established a precarious foothold. Then, in conjunction with the waterborne attacks, the 52nd British Division continued the advance. On November 6 Middleburg, the island's capital fell and by November 8 all resistance ended. The channel was cleared of mines and on November 28 the first convoy entered the port of Antwerp."
Source : Veterans.qc.ca/eng/remembrance/history/second-world-war

>Source Canadian veteran propaganda
I'm not going to even read your shitty post. Try harder

>2nd Canadian Division being welcomed to Dieppe
UMMMMMMM
>Dunkirk
Yeah NBD, Hitler just casually allowed you and the Eternal Anglo to go because he was totally trying to take over the world, not ya know sue for peace and defeat communism in Europe. Also
>2017, still thinking Hitler was the bad guy
Whew, mapple niggers are cringie AF

Yes and "Holocaust Survivors" will tell you bullshit tales about what happened there guess its real cause they say so. Get your patriotism out of your ass none of our countries deserve that shit.

Same reason the Europeans do, just for show really. They are worthless, crippled by diversity and so tiny that they could not fight us off if they tried their hardest and we just threw a single state at them.

This is the future of the US military, it has already begun just give it 20 years. The Marines are the only based one left, and they are cucked now also it just hasn't caught up with them fully yet.

>web.viu.ca/davies/H355H.Cda.WWI/CanadianSoldiers.prisoners.2006.htm
I'm on Sup Forums, I don't assume anything
What's wrong with patriotism, you fucking mutt? Does it offend you because you don't belong anywhere?

To be fair they did take a beach on Normandy, we took two and the Brits took two. Then again they only took the beach because Britain told them they had to lol. They were scared of daddy taking off his union jack belt again.

Another thing I don't get: why do leafs think they burned down the White House during 1812 when they wern't even a country for 50 years...that's like saying Hitler bombed Perl Harbor

Patriotism is just another way your government controls you and cuts down on dissident as the Chinese scoop up all your homes and the Muslims invade all your big cities. Rah rah lets cheer shit that happened 80 years ago and ignore how i'm getting fucked today!

Because it was the colonial defense force who did it? And the colonial defense forces weren't based in Britain but in Canada?

>TLDR, I'm a fat NEET who has done nothing with his life so fuck everybody who has because I saw a meme about the Rothschilds
FTFY

To keep their population in check if they start objecting to sharia law

Such a waste of digits

Washington was burned in August of 1814 by thoroughly British infantry fresh from the Peninsular War in Spain. They sailed across the Atlantic, arrived via Bermuda, and landed in Maryland. They were under the command of Major General Robert Ross, who seems not have set foot on North American soil in his life prior to the assault, and who would die in action before ever reaching Canada itself.

They broke the American defenses in Maryland at the Battle of Bladensburg, marched inland, occupied Washington, put it to the torch, and then lit out again. "Canadians" had nothing whatever to do with it except in the most dubious abstract sense -- that is, of the thing having been accomplished by soldiers fighting on the same side as the Canadian colonists. In much the same way, it was the Soviets who landed in Normandy in 1944, and the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor

So what you are saying is that Canadian Soldiers were undisciplined and couldn't handle the stress on the battlefield, so they attacked (then unarmed) prisoners of war instead, committing one war crime after another in the process. Truly a fearsome foe, those Canadians Troops.

What a waste of quints
Having history to call your own is what forges a nation, amerifag. A nation is essential for the future of this country, as it forges a bond between its inhabitants.
Not that you'd know, of course. You get essentially divided as a nation because of your fucking election cycles, to the point of mass riots.

Wait the guy jerking off to past military accomplishments as he himself does nothing comparable is calling me a NEET? Faggot I won't pretend to know or understand what people go through war because war is shit and I imagine half the shit romanticized about it is flat out bullshit yet here you are, the obese faggot you are treating war like a sports event. I hope a veteran punches you in the face faggot.

You know we were in both world wars before you lot right?

Remember that time they got their entire Airborne regiment disbanded and country kicked out of Somalia for ass raping a Somali teenager with a broom? And Cucknadians have the audacity to thumb their noses at US soldiers

Canadian army stands for deployment in Canada only. (And maybe to go to Syria)

>"War crimes"
We both know there's no such thing as this, Hans.
Except when it comes to slaughtering the people you're coming to occupy, of course. Which neither of us did.

IDK it was the British who burned the white house down, but I guess the founding fathers and the original American stock/ Canadians were all British by blood also. George Washington was in the British army for example, it was more of a civil war revolt than anything else.

...Yeah, getting your asses kicked. Most people in the US in the 30's supported Hitler, hense why the Big Brother tier propaganda to turn him into a bad guy

>Not treating war like a sport
This is why half of the people you sent to Irak got back with PTSD
Your military (also mine, but we're not the one jumping from one counterterrorism operation to another) restricts recruitment to snowflakes who go there for the salary and the officer training instead of people who want to shoot bullets in the heads of muslims who wants you beheaded.

>the British who burned the white house down
we dindu nuffins !

>>Down to 3 regiments, one of which is French
Whats the problem with the French regiment exactly?

*Ahem*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_Affair

>Beating one nigger is a war crime
Wew lad

Did you read that on CBC or something?
Van duhs are faggots, Quebec is the multicultural marxist shithole that has been marching Canada down the slow path towards socialism for 40 years at least, probably since the 20's

He's just a butthurt faggot
Probably doesn't understand that Quebecois are the hardasses of this wreck of a modern army.

>Joined fight 3 years after everybody else
>Kept fighting Japs after war was over
>Rage quit and nuked the place

Are you retarded? That one nigger did more damage to your military than the entire cold war. Fun fact: it was 2 of your chugs who did it to him; figures

>Implying Quebec is more socialist than Ontario
Va te pendre mon tabarnak
Montreal=/=Quebec

>You get essentially divided as a nation because of your fucking election cycles,
that had nothing to do with dividing us as a nation. Multiculturalism did. Plenty of election cycles happened when we weren't divided.

>Quebec is the multicultural marxist shithole that has been marching Canada down the slow path towards socialism for 40 years at least, probably since the 20's

What the fuck
Canada is extremely more multicultural Marxist socialist than Quebec. You fucking mutt.

Literally what the fuck have they done? The only halfway decent Canadian guy I met who was in CANSOF say PPCLI are the only guys of worth in your infantry, and even they are a shaddow of their former selves

...

Why are Canadian snipers the greatest snipers of all?

>Kept fighting Japs
>Rage quit
*japs kept fighting us. Nukes were the only option.
Hell, there were Japs still fighting WWII on remote islands as late as 1972.

ROLLING

Because Central likes to send them into shitty situation hoping they get killed, and still come back?
It's been like that since the Great War.
Also, the gov't can't disband it since Quebecois would probably not conscript or voluntarily enlist again if ever necessary.
>Implying because the democratically elected government thinks it's wrong it's really wrong
They had orders to shoot thieves and armed individual.
They were ordered to stop.
They didn't.
Doesn't make it a war crime, just as much as a cop killing a nigger reaching for his gun doesn't make police brutality.

>doesn't understand that it's how we fought in Europe
You guys are just pussies

Probably because they LARP as US snipers. Fun fact: less than 100 operators in JTF-2 and CSOR is too new to have done anything, although they do have potential

>he saves thumbnail

Amerimutt stop posting
your double digits IQ is showing

Thank you for explaining why and agreeing that French Canadian troops are garbage
Literally raped the kid with a broom stick, how does that have anything to do with EOF?

>Anybody who wears camo in the army is larping as Americans

Hoo hoo Robin I invented camouflage

>Maple Resolve pictures
>Lt Clark
>3 RCR got wrecked in this attack

My sides

This describes pretty much every country. The only country worth its salt militarily now is the US. China and Russia are both jokes.

>Anybody who operates under JSOC is LARPing as an American
FTFY

>Nukes were the only option because we couldn't actually beat them

Thanks for admitting you haven't actually won a war since 1776.

because we're a giant country owned by global elites with vast amounts of natural resources that are being tapped under the radar and massive amounts of land that will be used as safehavens and cities in the future, we are barely a country and simply a protected pet project owned by elite families /thread

>Survives against the odds
>Accomplishes operation's objective
>Garbage
???
>Literally raped the kid with a broom stick, how does that have anything to do with EOF?
Treating scum the way they deserve is rewarding, and indeed, you can't do it in Canada.
Considering he had sneaked into military facilities, was probably a food thief, and that it wasn't the first time the troops had to deal with that, what else could you do? Just walk him out and say good luck while happily jumping around?
You make an example.
And the event never did justify the disbandment.

Seems like we're doing pretty good for it, despite that.

Saving thousands of US lives with nukes is dumb, you should continue to invade the Japanese mainland because I'm a dumb maple kike with no talking point

THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE JOE

Because your ZOG masters handpicked you as Ground Zero for their plans. Congrats.

Why does this thread is copy&pasted everyday?

Shlomos are getting unoriginal

>JewSA calling anybody else a kike

I'm legit laughing.

You fight for jews. Stop fighting for kike interests. This is a d/c thread. Wise herb in options.