maybe i'll start stalking someone in 2018. just pick some random person i pass in town and stalk them. pure obsess over them. fall in love with them. a little shrine in my house. the whole shebang.
Henry Nelson
Anyone seen the latest Black Mirror series?
It's pretty wack to be honest lads, previous series were a lot better
Wyatt Wright
i don't have the work ethic
Aiden Howard
They told me unless you wanking at their house windows we just warn you ,fank fook they never got me on security cam
Thomas Diaz
summat about pakis being untrustworthy bombing terrorist cunts , nothing but the Facts
Is sadiq kneeling down or is he just a manlet cunt?
Oliver King
>islington >tfw jeremy corbyn and diane abbott found to be international cocaine barons >shot dead before they could be apprehended
Nolan Sanchez
Its best when you fancy them ,cos your Major Goal is to snatch and get them in the lock up ,crying and screaming for mercy naked an tied up ..or summat like that
Daniel Wilson
Corbyn has lost his mind after drinking cheap champagne and doing lines of coke off Abbott’s crack
Josiah Gonzalez
based
Jeremiah Lopez
manlet
Ryan Hernandez
Anyone else got any decent slag stories? Should I keep sharing?
Henry Sanchez
Some wog gang fight or some southeastern European mafia fight
Jonathan Jenkins
i wouldnt go that far. i'd want the best for them. like a positive stalking. clean up their litter in front of their house. clean their car. make sure they get a good job. make sure they are safe on nights out.
Cooper Evans
He’s wearing his kids footy kit
Jaxson Reyes
i'd love to be 6 foot 2. everything would work if i was 6 foot 2.
a few years ago I met a rich princess in rehab ,who was on the drink ,I worked my magic on her an she got her daddy to set us up in a flat , she adored me as thug , I put her on skag an selling herself ,tapped daddy up to get her str8 , I tuck the money an made her sell it all cos you would if You LOVED Me , I had got a nice house out of this freak show , I dumped her she jumped out of flat killed herself ,Cheers Emma ,This how to be a based Alpha male
Isaiah Brown
You really don't know who Gary Oldman is?
Daniel Thompson
My friend billy had a 10ft Willy and showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake so hit it with a rake and now it’s only 5ft 4
Jack Phillips
autistic nipples
Ian Davis
Fuck Off Redditor fag cunt
Levi Thomas
Me on the right
Noah Walker
ok
Anthony Hall
Go on then.
Jacob Morgan
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Nicholas Cox
LADS, RATE MY PLOT, IN ITS CURRENT SKELETAL FORM
Sonya Walker is a thin, weak and giving scout from the seaside. Her life is going nowhere until she meets David Wu, a pale, flabby man with a passion for books.
Sonya takes an instant disliking to David and the vile and scheming ways he learnt during his years in the country.
However, when a mugger tries to attack Sonya, David springs to the rescue. Sonya begins to notices that David is actually rather sympathetic at heart.
But, the pressures of David's job as a private detective leave him blind to Sonya's affections and Sonya takes up boxing to try an distract himself.
Finally, when cowardly actor, Kevin Blast, threatens to come between them, David has to act fast. But will they ever find the passionate love that they deserve?
Adrian Morgan
Sadiq is the token minority hahaha
Jackson Roberts
There's some huge shit going on in Iran. Maybe they'll be a coup there.
Political civil war when all of the lefty mongs realise Jezza doesn't want a 2nd EU referendum vote.
Brody Collins
Once took this slag back to mine from a night out and she was fucking steaming, she spent a good amount of time with her head in the toilet throwing her guts up, so I asked her if I could just shag her from behind while she was puking. She was cool with it, so spent the next 30 mins with her head in the toiletbowl moaning inbetween puking, getting done from behind. She wanted to cuddle after we were done me I smell was bad but I got through it
Liam Young
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Juan Fisher
LADS, I TAKE IT YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY EARLIER YARN, SO LET ME READ YOU THE BLURB TO MY ALREADY COMPLETED STORY (THE WHOLE THING IS ON STORWRITE.COM)
Robots becoming sentient has destroyed the world as we know it.
The year is 2100. England is a devastated place ruled by starfish. Once glorious, Big Ben is now derelict.
Virtuous swordsman, Dr Chris Thornton is humanity's only hope. Chris finds the courage to start a secret revolutionary organization called The Seven Wolves.
The fight is jeopardised when Chris is tricked by ruthless fishmonger, Master Tommy Gobble, and injures his ankle.
Armed with an antidote and wit, The Seven Wolves try their best to save mankind, but can they defeat spiteful starfish and restore Big Ben to its former glory?
Easton Martinez
W-whoa, is that really you? Post a timestamp, cutie.
Is drinking still considered degenerate if you only go out for new years?
I'm considering giving it a go this year but I'm still pretty much undecided. Is it acceptable to go to my nearest weatherspoons, order tea all evening and read a book I treeted myself to this christmas from my cold weather payment (The Purple Revolution) or will it be spoilt by ethenics shouting things in their gutteral tounge as rthey get drunk and rape white wommen?
Angel Butler
Awful.
Unless it's satire, in which case it's atrocious.
Hunter Jones
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Benjamin Watson
It's progressively got worse. Switching to Netflix has had a major negative effect on the series
Kayden Wilson
So channel 5 says it’s the year of the woman on the celebrity big brother advert
It’s actually the year of the dog
Coincidence?
John Sanchez
really really good I told my mum and she said she'd read it
Angel Powell
I feel like I'm now on a list after watching that
Jackson Thompson
Only watched the first series. I've thought Charlie whatshisface was a cunt ever since he used to write for PC Zone in the 90s.
Nolan Gutierrez
it'll probably be spoiled even if it was all white people everyone's gonna be pissed at a pub
Levi Clark
binge drinking is degenerate
drinking in moderation is fine and gentlemanly
Christopher Perry
daily reminder you should be out there making and socialising with pals and then you won't feel the need to come on this shitehole
Christopher Nguyen
>going to a pub on NYE to read a book and drink tea
Jesus Christ you are possibly the most autistic cunt I've ever seen. Neck yourself at midnight.
Camden Rivera
Yeah m8 Drink tea in a wetherspoons on New Year’s Eve
I can’t recommend it enough
Gabriel Gomez
>ethnics >getting drunk are you talking about the irish?
Juan Moore
King of Manlets, sweet. Didn't know I was royalty.
Adrian Lee
Grenfell was pretty good, eh lads?
I think it's displayed a weariness from the public of jumping on the shame train and has opened a lot of people's eyes as to how "diverse" these tower blocks have become. It hasn't been all bad; I feel like the charity record disappeared pretty quickly and the (((support for the victims))) seems to fall on tired ears. The population of Grenfell have not been seen as gracious by the public. Another facet is that it exposed both lab and con as incompetent civil planners and stewards. It highlights to even the dumbest fence-sitter that a real need for change in how we structure society is in order.
The relief I felt when it was all foreigners was unreal!
Aiden Hill
>The relief I felt when it was all foreigners was unreal! Horrible bastard
John Edwards
It's posts like this that will get Sup Forums blocked in the UK.
Blake Roberts
It is OK but maybe should have a bit more tenshon.
What if Cowardly actor Kevin Blast wrree French maybe? That would let the audience know he was evil from the start so be scarier for Sonya. Perhaps considert adding a lactation scene involving sonya where she acidently sprays an oriental girl with her milk and the oriental girl says "I'm lactose intolorant" because most chinese people are, and gets really angrey. Later during the big end bit of the story she can accidently sprey the oriental girl with her milk again and the oriental girl can be like "Gah! what is this?? Milk again?! you'll be solly!" but think it was Kevin blast that lactated on herso she joins forces with Sonya and David to bring him down.
In a big twist at the end David Wu can turn out to be the oriental girl who keeps getting spayed with Sonya's breat milk's brother.
pic unrelated.
Jacob Ramirez
Actually I think he should do it, hope he gets glassed for being an autistic creepy faggot.
Nathan Wright
pissing it down here, everyone's gonna stay in the pub and i can have a cozy one undisturbed by fireworks and ruckus
Elijah Nelson
>ignoring any political discussion and going for low hanging fruit banter Twats like you are worse than tripfags. IS THIS WAS BRIT/POL/ HAS BECOME?
Jose Stewart
it's not banter i think thats horrible
John Jones
How would it?
Luis Fisher
I don't like this. Unless Dr Cris is a girl, short for christina maybe, there is no girl in the plot for a lactation scene.
Elijah Adams
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Mason Kelly
>fireworks have started
great
Samuel Mitchell
>6'4 and a half
Catch people checking me out on the street all the time m80's
Gabriel Turner
Nobody gives a fuck. Have a good evening.
I think I've given up on life.
Cooper Butler
>6'3 and a half
chicks dig it, always giving me the eye. fucking slags
Chase Ward
All complete fucking bollucks. These threads are an embarrassment nowadays. Sort yourselves out lads and engage your fucking brains for one second.
You blabber on like a bunch of normie scum. The shell you've created to get through life has become the real you and now all you do is talk normy-tier shit that barely relates to reality.
And the world is watching us. The world is watching the pathetic remains of the British people choosing to numb our minds and conform. To give ourselves willingly to the enemy and castrate ourselves before him. To present him with our wives and daughters, smother him with the wealth generated by our forebears, and cede to him the lands that was meant for our children. Is this Britain's future?
The nihilism takes hold.
Ryder Morris
happy new years in advance you bunch of miserable bastards. have a good evening and get drunk.
Connor Murphy
Freakshow
Zachary White
I get diamonds just think about inflicting mindless violence on pakis /immigrants ! I Know Need Help Cos theres too many of them lol whatever happened to Young men going footie an hoolies an defending their turf ? Gave Pride in oneself an town /club an Respect you were a Sound Bloke . Now every white millen is a autistic /labelled spastic /shitposting puter cunt ? We Blame immigrants but its the white males 30 years ago nuetered/feminized by lebtard femi teaches , an suited to UNI shit courses an debt to keep them down . Boys went into blue collar professions an were Respected , nowadays you come out shit tier polys with a degree in bollocks , with 30 grand debt .. why ? White Brit society bent over to much in the 80s an we got raped badly , to Every bleeding heart liberal fashionable lezza cunt , I will be glad when the Cancer takes me .. I am coming back in Victorian age lol I post a few snaps from my life , heres me entertaining my niece Nicola ,1 week inb4 I self defense killed pakis in pub toilet , cos hoolie, I was called racist an threw book at me , Hard when had a paki m8 had got here for a beer , shits been bad to cope with I did prison ok was nut secure places u had to be ALWAYS EDGEY AND ON ALERT !
Jose Brooks
shut up bruv. do you reckon that napoleon was always serious and political?
Logan Bell
an heres picture I did in Ashworth secure unit merseyside an they put on the wall as montage thing ..
Kayden Wilson
>this guy
legend, great posting
Dylan Howard
>drinking You sicken me. Celebrate the New Year with a cup of tea like a real English gentleman.
Mason Cruz
Jesus, Sadiq Khan is tiny.
Blake Myers
Fuck trannies and fuck gender roles, Jesus Christ why are there so many melts these days?
Hunter Ross
was the paki on another firm or he just started shit because you were a hooligan?
