>Set alarm in the middle of the night
>See this
What do?
Set alarm in the middle of the night
>set alarm
>see clock
all acording to keikaku
Remember rooftop Clock and cry
Set penis to destroy mode.
Put benis in clock
Wake up
insert tongue into anus
do not remove
was her: why no digital?
enter
>turn off alarm clock by showing her my face
>go back to sleep
Call police and sue her for entering my private property without consent.
Cock in Clock
why would I set an alarm for a time I'm going to be awake for?
OH SHIT NIGGER
ARE THOSE EXTRA-WIDE RUBBERBANDS IN YOUR HAIR?
PASS ME ONE OF THOSE SON
>unset alarm
>cover head
I'm likely already in bed with a better waifu, so this bitch can fuck off
>notices bulge
0w0 what's this?
Tell her to get the fuck out of my property.
>posting dick pics in a blue board
reported
Where does she have the snooze button?
>2 different eye colors
I can't deal with this
Gay