Happy New Years, fuccbois

And you thought I'd be in jail. I'm still getting paid, and 24 hour security, and I'll still be keeping shitbags like shaver off the streets.

quicc rundown?

Who are you?

police are failures and retards. nobody intelligent who has anything to live for becomes a cop. at least go into the fbi...oh wait that would require a college degree. losers.

AM I BEING DETAINED?

basic gestalt??R

Happy new years champ.

Challenging Philip Brailsford to a game of Bop It was the worst mistake of my life.

10 months of physical therapy. And I still have lead fragments in my body.

Literaly who?

He might have got away with murder but he'll always be a manlet.

Most departments require a BA for entry, if not that then it's still needed to move up rank.

Not that they still aren't cucks.

If I see this faggot working security I'll be sure to call him a little cowardly faggot to his Manlet face. He lives in my town, i sincerely hope i run into him so I can let him know just how much of a faggot he is.

He got fired although

This is something I don't get. Some how security guards are the lowest of the low but police are heroes.

My brother was a security guard and the place was robbed and he was held at gunpoint. Same risks and benefits as police.

The jobs have the same requirements, and the application and hiring process is identical, but somehow one is a joke and the other are supposed to be exalted .

Not in California. Where the hell are you from?

cop is a career, security is a job. there's a reason they're called rent a cops. a security guard power tripping is more pathetic than a cop power tripping.

Florida, I'm surprised CA isn't rigid on this, even some of our backwoods departments require a BA or military service for entry.

>Most departments require a BA for entry,
no and certainly not large departments like lapd or nypd.

>Upon completion of probation and advancement to the rank and pay grade of Police Officer II, an officer WITH a college degree (AA or higher) OR at least two years of military or prior law enforcement experience shall be paid $70,136

kek

>cop is a career, security is a job.

That's just a matter of perspective. I know police have a better union so it's harder to fire them, but otherwise there's no concrete difference. You can just walk into an office and apply to both jobs with no experience or education.

dude security is a job people get into when their other plans fail and they need a good job to make money. what kind of tip actually goes around saying he wants to become a security guard.

I have never met a good cop. Is good cops just a meme?

>no and certainly not large departments like lapd or nypd.
Guess I'm mistaken going off how it is in my state then. Almost all the big departments REQUIRE a BA.

What state are you in?

a bachelor in arts? what the fuck are you talking about user?

>dude security is a job people get into when their other plans fail and they need a good job to make money. what kind of tip actually goes around saying he wants to become a security guard

How is that different than being a police officer? What special qualities do police have that security guards to not have?

I met a pretty cool cop once, was drunk and high as fuck and couldn't remember where I parked my car. After stumbling around different parking lots for awhile a cop rolls up and asks what's going on. I told him straight up that I was fucked beyond measure and couldn't find my car and just wanted to go to sleep. He had me get in his car and we drove around spamming the panic button until we found it. He told me I can sleep in my car but he was patrolling the area and he didn't want to see me driving until I sobered up (sleeping in your car while having the keys is actually illegal here). After I sobered up and started driving home I actually passed him and he honked and waved. Was pretty cool of him, he helped me out when he could have arrested the shit out of me on a whole bunch of charges.

As I said earlier, Florida.

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there's so many levels of private security.

you've got $9/hr meth heads who barely pass background checks. they work malls and parking garages

then there's incredibly high level jobs, like nuclear power plant guards. they hire ex special forces (e.g. navy seals). they're better than any cop.

Just meant bachelors in general, figured you'd get that.

>you've got $9/hr meth heads who barely pass background checks. they work malls and parking garages

All the cops I've run into are overweight and have shitty tattoos many are typical amerimutts. I wouldn't expect them to pass a drug test either or background check either.

Go fuck yourself. I have never met a good cop or a good jew.
Are good cops and good jews just a meme?

>Hold a bachelor’s degree (if looking to work as a correctional probation officer)

there's is no bachelors requirement for entry to become a cop in florida or any other state. nice try, pig sympathizer.

>The Florida trooper educational requirements state that all candidates must hold a US high school diploma. However, those candidates who hold an associate degree or higher are often giving employment preference. In fact, certified law enforcement officers who hold an associate degree or a bachelor’s degree earn an incentive bonus payment every month once they are employed by the department.

Just first county I checked

Note: Applicants must meet the following requirement(s) to be considered minimally qualified for the job.

An associate’s degree or equivalent (60 semester or 90 quarter hours of study) from an accredited college or university; and
Be 21 years of age or older; and
Be a United States citizen; and
Successful completion of pre-employment testing including the Law Enforcement Basic Abilities Test (Law Enforcement BAT) and the Physical Efficiency Battery (PEB); and
Cannot have tattoos that are visible to the public while wearing the standard uniform of the day or Class A uniform (long sleeve); and
Be of good moral character; and
Be six (6) months tobacco free at the time of application; and

Not a Bachelors but still.

>pig sympathizer
I'm the exact opposite, I have serious issues with my local departments and laws and usually end up calling cops out on their faggotry when they post here.

for starters the testing/requirements are even lower than becoming a cop. they protect the public for one (or they're supposed to) whereas security protects private property/certain individuals. security are usually discouraged from putting their life on the line, they're told to call cops instead. security can't arrest and book someone. security are usually unarmed. security need the police to follow up after an unlawful/threatening incident occurs...security is like the kid at school dressing up as a cop for halloween

if it weren't for police, I can't imagine many keyboard warriors would fare so well. granted, there are shitty ones, but more good than bad.

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so what's wrong with american police?

are they to trigger happy or w/e

the biggest issue i've had with police here is getting fined for jaywalking once

i don't think i've ever even heard of some minor criminal getting gunned down by them

whos this mofo?

>for starters the testing/requirements are even lower than becoming a cop.

Prove it.

He was fired but nice try

men an aa is like hs: the sequel and it says you don't even need to complete just need equivalent credits. i can just picture a dumbass applying and being told to go get an aa in criminal justice or something so cops don't look totally stupid on paper even though i believe stopping at aa makes you look dumber than just having a hs diploma but i digress...

i have never needed a bitch ass cop to bail me out of any situation

Proofs

google it or ask your loser brother

If that cop had responded to the call of OPs pic, Shaver would be alive.

That is the point we have been trying to make to the bootlickers in these threads. There are good cops and bad cops, good people and bad people. Bad cops need to be punished, because they havent been for too long and theyre getting ballsy. Theyve forgotten they are public servants.

You seriously can't be this irrelevant.

If a cop shows up at my door, ostensibly to help, I think I'd be more worried about him shooting me than making matters better.

>leaf

>google it or ask your loser brother

Why don't I just trust my observation that police are in the lowest 10% of intelligence?

BTW my brother is in college now with a 3.9 GPA.

Whatever testing there is I can't believe it to be very rigorous. How many times has a swat team showed up to the wrong address? You've got a dozen officers converging on a house and they all fail to identify the correct one.

Sir, you need to calm down. We are trying to help you. Don't get hostile.

...because cops are there. if they weren't, people would act much differently.

We're from the police, and we are here to help you.

>Be six (6) months tobacco free at the time of application
So you have to be retarded or to had been bullied in school to become a cop in US?

the only way to get out alive during a cop call is to hold a pistol to your head. reverse pyschology gets them everytime sends em for a loop

I asked you to calm down sir. Three strikes and you're out. I'm gonna mace you for obstruction, then taze you for assaulting me with spit.

stop resisting

so tobacco free but not alcohol free?
what on earth is the justification for not using tobacco?

hes not the voice in the video

resisting stop

so you never ever call them. They sell shitloads of hats and bumper stickers in my area that say "We don't call 911" pretty funny

cease resistance

cardo requirments

thank you, based cop

if everybody owned a gun, cops would be obsolete. Because why would you call some guy with a gun to come help you if you already had one on you?

tobaccofaggots have to take cig breaks every 15 minutes, employers hate them

secondly police are supposed to convey strength and authority, kind of hard to do when you are sucking a paper dick

THIS x10000000000. If I fuck up in my job, I get fired. If I fuck up in my job and someone gets killed because of it my ass goes to prison. Cops are not special and should not be above the law.

>b-but niggers

No, fuck that bullshit it's the same crap as "muh terrorists so we have to have TSA, three letter agencies spying on everyone and endless wars for Israel in the middle east." The police need to be yanked back into line, hard, before things get ugly.

Whish you best in the upcoming race war, fag.

With that smooth face and tats , a little lipstick and a wig ...

I said..... CRAWL TOWARDS ME !

>be american
>open door
>get shot

>men an aa is like hs: the sequel and it says you don't even need to complete just need equivalent credits. i can just picture a dumbass applying and being told to go get an aa in criminal justice or something so cops don't look totally stupid on paper even though i believe stopping at aa makes you look dumber than just having a hs diploma but i digress...
Still it's something, I couldn't get an AA right now for example because I work 60-80 hours a week and it's a waste of money and time. They're paid well though, less than what we make but the moonlighters can clear six figs. One of my customers is a higher up in that department and he said you're pretty fucked when it comes to moving up ranks if you don't have a bachelors.

>If that cop had responded to the call of OPs pic, Shaver would be alive.
The department that guy was in is a rarity and I got the vibe that he was actually a good dude so yeah Shaver would be alive for sure, they really do go out of their way to help people in that part of that city though.

>That is the point we have been trying to make to the bootlickers in these threads. There are good cops and bad cops, good people and bad people. Bad cops need to be punished, because they havent been for too long and theyre getting ballsy. Theyve forgotten they are public servants.
This 100%, it's a shame there's so much corruption in certain departments though, loads of cops in a pretty big department here are known to be corrupt as fuck by their colleagues but they are way too protected for anything to ever happen to them.

not even the military does this and a marine bootcamp is much worse than a police academy
even when in A school for Marine Infantry you are still allowed to smoke
im still not understanding

This looks like a kid who grew up playing too much call of duty and watching too many shitty violent hbo television shows. As I’ve always said ban video games and violent television VIOLENCE goes down ban all sexual trash magazines tv internet porn and RAPE will go down. America is a shit hole and we are on the decline just glad I’ll be dead before we fall.

maybe if they smoke 3 packs a day but see

>So you have to be retarded or to had been bullied in school to become a cop in US?
Or female.

there isn't a gunslinger in the world capable of killing a cop while crawling while having rifles pointed at him

Things are already ugly.
Now things are about to get honest.
Brace for impact.

>what on earth is the justification for not using tobacco?
They don't like the image, the local railroad unions actually have higher standards lol.

>There are good cops and bad cops, good people and bad people. Bad cops need to be punished, because they havent been for too long and theyre getting ballsy. Theyve forgotten they are public servants.
the 'good' cops protect the bad cops that makes them bad, too.
the idea of cops being out there doesn't deter anyone when the shit really goes down.

>tobaccofaggots have to take cig breaks every 15 minutes, employers hate them
>implying you can't work and smoke at the same time
Cops don't have that different of a work environment from me and almost everyone smokes. You can do the paper work just fine in your work vehicle while smoking and a lot of the rest of the time you're outside.

oh wow a bachelors from some dumbass college what a feat. there are people with bachelors working at starbucks.

unrelated but, what are cops going to do when self driving cars are a thing? Will highway patrol pretty much cease to exist? I can't imagine them going away willingly, but when the car is not capable of making an illegal maneuver how will the police make money?

>...because cops are there. if they weren't, people would act much differently

Prove it.

Serves that fat fuck right for wearing basketball shorts. What a slob.

I'm not saying it's a feat man, read my other posts I was just pointing out it's a thing.

Trigger boy here was only half the problem. The cop sergeant shouting conflicting and impossible orders as well as hyping up his subordinates deserves as much prison time as trigger boy here.

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> when the shit really goes down
...and for the rest of the time, the other 99.9999%+?

>>be american
>>crawl incorrectly
>>get shot

Dammit Germany.

Lots of them will be out of a job, along with insurance adjusters, body repair shops, mechanics, DIY car parts stores, road crews, etc.

how about legalizing drugs?

now DEA is unemployed and also gang violence will decrease a great deal (they cant finance themselves without drugs being illegal). after that, 99% of the pigs' pay will consist of gunning down inebriated unarmed teenagers after shouting loudly at them

Not even then. Shit happening in cities all day everyday proves that.

Out here in the sticks nothing happens. Everyone in the cities knows you end up as hog feed if you go fuck around on Bocephus turf.

Cops are niggers.

Big increase of civil forfeiture on the side of the road. Don't know if you have that in Germany, but here in the U.S. most states allow cops to seize money, cars, property, etc. if they think it is related to criminal activity. They do not have to press charges to do this. The victim has to go to court and prove the money etc. is innocent to get it back.

Crawl toward me doing the hokey pokey!

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

In my country no one takes security guards seriously, that's because they can't do shit to you. They are a joke.

Even if you rob a store they can't legally touch you. They're just losers in uniforms who have no power to enforce their demands. If shit gets real they call the cops to do their "job" for them.

We say security is for people who failed to become police.

I can think of one man

Undoubtedly there are some, but if you throw a couple lucky charms in a bowl of shit, that hardly makes it edible.

My new years day has so far consisted of realizing the girl I've been going out with is an actual alcoholic and the diversity has gotten so bad in this area that nobody wants to even celebrate
Kill me