NOBODY MOVE OR THE CHAIKA GETS IT!
NOBODY MOVE OR THE CHAIKA GETS IT!
Do it you faggot.
You were warned.
>Chaika
That's just a melon.
>melon
that's clearly an apple you retard
>melon
>apple
It's a fucking pear you mongs
ENOUGH! It's evident you don't take my threats seriously. Do you wish for Orange Chaika to be hurt some more?
is this a repost
>Being this stupid
It's obviously a banana, morons.
DEAR GOD HE'S BACK!
It's a plum you dipshits, inside is yellow
What's going on in this thread.
That looks like a mango.
I bet you're actually afraid of stabbing that strawberry, you pussy.
>itt douchebags who never had pineapples before
no, its a threat to orange chaika
those raspberries look delicious
Yall are tremendous fruits
>orange chaika
spot the retard
Are you blind? This isn't even a fruit. This is a tomato.
>they've never seen a kiwano before
Do whatever you want to her. Orange Chaika is worst Chaika.
Do you doubt my intentions?
What the fruit is happening here
Just cut its whole face off, faggot
No longer will she 'mwee.'
Let's make sure those fags remember pineapples for the rest of their lives.
Let us see what her cranium holds.
y-yamero
> pineapple on pizza.
Consider killing youself.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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its a kiwi, newfriend
YAMERO!
I love Sup Forums
And here's the... sac, that contains the brain...
Its a fucking kiwi
Nice peach you got there
I love sushi!
The despair can't stop
I'm getting a bit nostalgic right now, because this feels like the dumb shit older Sup Forums would do.
Someone stop this madman.
hey guys what's going on in this th-
hey guys look at this!
>the plastic knife didn't break this time
How come?
Fuck.
You.
>all this b8
>not realizing that it's a babby watermelon painted orange
Lmaoing @ all of u
I'm not seeing much of a speech cortex, which would explain Chaika's... deficits.
what are you gonna do with your thumb? a magic trick or something?
Underrated post.
who puts sapote to their pizza?
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>op tries to make a funny thread
>everyone just ignores him and starts making a different joke
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>666
SPOILER TAG THAT GURO SHIT MAN
YAMEROOOOOOOOOO
No...
MOOOOOOODS, SATAN IS POSTING GORE AGAIN
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>666
WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!
Oh yeah? Check this out
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YAMEROOOOO
I'm hijacking this thread. If anyone resists, Yotsuba gets it.
They say that the motor and somatosensory cortices are the most nutritious regions of the brain.
This is a blue board stop the lewd
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Are those elf-ears on your tomato-Chaika?
Clearly those are from her bow.
Looks like we got a tough guy.
You can have the thread, dude, just put the scissors down.
MOOOOOOODS
A kimwee.
Poor execution to a potentially memetastic thread, OP.
>can't even rotate or resize your fucking photos
Should be permabanned just for this gross incompetence.
Time to crash this thread.
What if I told you this is not the first Chaika this madman has killed?
Fucking pedos.
>tomato
It's a fucking paprika you retard.
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Here we have the brainstem, which control she the most primitive of functions.
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God, now I wanna eat some grapes.
YAMERO
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BAN THIS SICK FILTH
Guys! I found a picture of OP! I've sent it and this thread to the police. We can catch him!
I used to have a grape vine grow in my back yard. I'd always eat the grapes when they were in season, one time I was home alone and went out to eat the grapes. I wanted to make juice too, so I took a bunch inside and got the juicer out. I started juicing the grapes but the juice went everywhere and got in my eyes and I screamed then my dad came home and started yelling at me. He got a towel, which I thought he was going to help wipe the juice off with, but he started beating me with it and whipping me with the corner of the towel and it hurt really bad and I started crying. Then he picked me up and I swear I saw the face of Jesus Christ before me. He screamed something that sounded like another language I don't know, then dropped me on the kitchen floor in a puddle of grape juice then he left and never came back.
Is your name the grape vine?
Make it stop
What's that? Cut more off?
Hey I remember this thread.
I-I'm sorry...
DO IT PUSSY
YOU WON'T
You doubt my abilities...
CUT OFF ANOTHER ONE, I DARE YOU
YOU WON'T PUSSY YOU WON'T
OP put your dick in Chaika orange. If you're afraid of getting juice in your peehole, just tape it shut
Here we can see the 'pain' centers of the Chaika brain.
However I doubt she's feeling much of anything at this moment in time.
IF YOU GONNA DO THIS SHIT AGAIN, I SWEAR, I'LL PULL THE TRIGGER.
Hearing "MWEEEEEEEE" with every stab.