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Where did the 'gomen gomen' cricket picture come from

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This elephant is probably dead by now.

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It more than likely isn't, actually. There was an elephant who lived from 1750 to 2006. It was born when George Washington was a teenager and died the year I finished high school.

>There was an elephant who lived from 1750 to 2006
You're a fucking idiot.

that was a tortoise

>source: my ass

HANASE

There are sharks that can live 500 years.

Ah, how cute! look at them play with that man!

>pitbulls still haven't been culled
This is what you get in a country full of niggers.

Why not just kick the dog in the head?

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Probably they were afraid of the dogs attacking them if they hit them too hard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

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N-nani?!

TADAIMA

How impotent. Just stomp on the dogs head.

If it has such an instinct to harm humans it should die anyway.

anybody have that webm of the tsundere imouto shark?

It's funny how they're always coming back to bite the guy in the yellow shirt and no one else.

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So basically, it's time for to slink off with his tail between his legs.

not clicking that shit nigga

its totally harmless, trust me.

It's actually really cute. It's a crocodile/alligator going down a water slide.

I think he tried a couple of times, the problem is those fuckers will just bite your foot and hold onto it.

If Elephants were Tortoises, sure idiot.

Reminder that we as humans are meant to eat our own kind:

youtube.com/watch?v=RQq93Q2txrs

Those are doggo argentinos not pitbulls you dumbshit

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Always Akira Ishida.

What part of Brazil is this?

its been a long time since i've seen this thread

JIIIIIIIIIII

>NatGeo

Okay you Bernie voter.

Again, perfectly harmless.

JUST HIT THE DOGS

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All that indicates is that it's natural for monkeys to eat other kinds of monkeys, not actual cannibalism.

KURAEE !!!

H-HAIYAI

Here's how to Japan.

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DELET!!!!

The best part is the other bird landing after the duck died

YAMEROOOOOO JAKKU-SAAAAN

You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what the dog did + does next.

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enlighten me

KISAMA

>amerifat education
>tfw amerifat

Your dubs are pretty convincing, but it'll take more than that to make me think that doggo deserved such a slap.

ITADAKIMASU

Honestly if a dog bit me I think I'd lie and just say I fell down some stairs or something. I wouldn't want some sicknasty dog to die just for biting me a bit.

I don't think you get what happened there.

='(

*record scratch*

Yep, that's me.

I don't really like posting spoilers, so I won't say what he did, you will just have to read the manga if you are really interested.

Pic related is doggo not dealing with the slap very well.

Why doesn't he stand the fuck up?

Why is that guy lying on the ground like he's trying to nap while he's being attacked? Before he was bleeding at all, he was just limply waiting for the dogs to attack him over and over without even trying to get up.

Have you ever been attacked by 2 dogs at once? Try it out yourself if your want to know why he couldn't stand up.

enlighten me

He wasn't seriously injured until he sat there for a really long time as the other people temporarily distracted the dogs.

He also looks like he is in his mid 40s. Mid 40s men are notoriously out of shape and bad at getting up off the ground.

not sure fucking huge bird or small bunny

Yamete!

Jaguars are freaking awesome.

just how fucking hard do you have to bite a fucking caiman to insta paralize it holy fuck

wakaru

that is fucking amazing

A Jaguar has the bite force of 2000 psi.

That's almost 14 000 000 Pascals.

Eagle and mouse.

What makes you think a weak twig neet like yourself can wrestle away two strong dogs? You're an idiot.

Sever the spinal cord. Its the ideal kill that a lot of big cats attempt.

Idiots like you don't know how much it hurts to be bitten by dogs like that. The last thing you want to do is move.

Because I'm not a weak twig neet. I also wasn't talking about fighting off the dogs, but about lying about being bit to spare them.

no it doesn't you retard. they have less than 1000.

The only things above 2000 are saltwater crocodiles, nile crocodiles, alligators and hippos.

You're the idiot if you don't understand that different people have different primal reactions to danger.

>Because I'm not a weak twig neet
I'm sure you're not kid, I'm sure you'd be able to fight them off like goku could.

Grandad?

Probably not quite that well, but I'd definitely do better than the spaz in the gif.

someone post a Kono-yarro, baka-yarro

heh....nothing personnel, kid

UMAI!~

Animals are fucking scary

Good thing we have guns

its not fucking hard to take a bite and then proceed to choke the fucking thing out i cant tell you that from experience. fuck dogs and im white.

Uh oh spaghetti-o

Jee willikers

sure it isn't, superman. i'm sure an adonis like you could take down 2 strong dogs with ease.

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I agree, even if you cant get a proper choke squeezing the living fuck out of its trachea should achieve similar results.

Do you assume because you're incapable that everyone else is?

upgrade your survival stats bro.

This is why i advise people to carry a simple pocket knife.

IKUSEI!

No, but a greasy haired neet posting on Sup Forums like yourself certainly isn't. Not that anything I say will stop you from deluding yourself.

>Tony Hawk