ITT: You become president of the United States, what would be your first move?

ITT: You become president of the United States, what would be your first move?

ban sharting

electromagnetically shield all the things.

grab his cheeks and tell him he is a big boy

>electromagnetically shield all the things.

for national security reasons.

And also disband the CIA, and scatter it to the winds.

Release genetically engineered wolf grils for the autists of Sup Forums to marry and reproduce with, create a New species of man/wolf hybrids then begin the process of purging the earth of subhumans.

Find out about the aliens

build a wall................. around detroit

Glad you asked.

The future is bright, Lambright 2020.

First move. Abolish the Fed.
2nd Move: Reparations for Black, Irish & Indian at 800K each person lumpsum

3rd. Turn Israel to glass.

>reparations

Into the trash it goes

>800K each person
It already costs that in welfare & prison costs

>reparations

what a faggot.. This $$ coming out of your own pocket? Where do you get off thinking you have the right to distribute others wealth. You are a simple fucking commie deserving of a long drop with a short rope.

The idea is to give them a massive lumpsum then make it illegal to complain about slavery or racism, forever.

Find this ugly fucker and put him in jail.

>make it illegal to complain about slavery or racism, forever.
>thereby violating the first amendment

just kys faggot

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Part of native american reparations was letting them build casinos on their reservations

Ban transsexuals from joining the military.

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Getting sucked off

I would make Sup Forums illegal and imprison all virginal autists so they no longer influence public debate. This might allow a less degenerate nation to emerge.

Establish myself as dictator-for-life.
all other answers are retarded.
2nd:deport der jude

legalize all drugs

Fuck off

INVADE AND CONQUER MEXICO

GAS EVERY BROWN MIDGET MEXICAN MAN AND UGLY WOMAN

Get rid of the Federal Reserve.

AND THIS

everyone 56% white and under would be sent to Europe

Genocide

Amazing how the image spells reparations in 3 different ways in 3 adjacent columns. Truly a professional candidate

Revise the National Firearms Act of1934 and repeal the Hughes Amendment.

Gas 95% of upper level politicians, and then have a short 5 days of an Autocratic America

End the patriot act
Pass nation wide carry concealed reciprocity

Deport all mutts to Canada.

Has an expert level understanding of statistical interpretation
Because he's American

Hang the kulaks

Pardon all weed convictions and make it illegal to test for marijuana use for employment or any other discriminatory reason. And I’m not even a pot user; I just see how insane this shit is.
>inb4 pothead
Nope, I just acknowledge that job performance is enough to hire or fire. Functional alcoholics prove or disprove the concept already.

Economically drown the Chinese monster

ok Mohammed

go fuck yourself wayne

y-you wouldnt ..

Cockblock Asian males from coming in and only allow Asian female migration.

Day 1 hour 1 launch all wmds
Day 1 hour 2 have lunch
Day 1 hour 3 declare myself ruler of the global wasteland and play Fallout for a bit.
Then I might have a wank

When I say cockblock I mean micropenisblock them of course.

Slash foreign aid and military spending
Create eugenics program

assemble a list of all dark hats in intelligence, police, military, government, media & business and kill them all systematically like insects.

The world is not ready for the Hapa supreme gentleman master race...

Cut the military budget in half, legalize marijuana, tell the religious right to go fuck themselves.

Release all documents involving Israel's role with Ben-Gurion giving a green light for JFK assassination over Dimona nuclear weapons testing, and declassify all documents regarding Israel's role in 9/11. As well as anything else our government has that will expose the nose, like some of the mass shootings in the West.

It would be a massive redpill for the U.S. and Europe, and everything from multiculturalism, the LGBT movements, and even the wars we've all been in lately, will ultimately be questioned since these things are spearheaded by Jews.

Special investigation groups, something like the SS, will rise up and corrupt politicians working for Zionism would be put to the sword. Jews will mass immigrate to Israel.

Join the Commonwealth of Nations, rename role to Governor-General, and become a Commonwealth Realm. I'd also push for an anti-EU based on the Commonwealth Realms.

I'd do these things at once so they count as one move.

Fire the current military leadership, and appoint men loyal to me. Dissolve congress by force, institute rule by decree, abolish the fed, freeze the assets of all major leftists/jews, and of course purge any and all opposition.

conquer the world (in the old sense) or die trying

10/10 would vote for you.

Legalize Coke, Ecstasy, Mushrooms and Amphetamines

limit jewish influence

In the mart? Unlikely, bigot

make it illegal for military to vote in elections

why should literal property of the state get to decide who is elected to power to the state

deport all US citizens and move all Australian citizens into the US. I'd also give aboriginals control of your native American casinos

You mean women

they're overrated, find a nice guy instead

I specifiy “whites,” because, whatever you say about le 56%, you’re on the same path, except you’re disarmed. You have no recourse. Do you really think you’re getting your women un-raped, or your country un-Islamized, by dogpiling on other whites who are being subjected to the same thing that’s making your people into a Smithsonian exhibit 20 years from now? There’s a reason the 56% thing exists, and it’s the same reason your countries are turning into rape-a-paloozas, why London has a Muslim mayor, why Germany’s chancellor keeps letting in thousands of jihadis, etc. You think you’re somehow winning with this? You fucking dolts, you’re all equally as fucked as any of us, and instead of weeding out the root cause, you turn on your OWN. My fiancee was right when she said not all whites deserve to live. You’re WORSE than race traitors and coalburners, you know the TRUTH and use it to do what? Wage bizarro pissing contests to see who’s the most cucked? Laugh at one another while your entire race across the world slides into oblivion? Good job, you’re really “redpilled,” except you’re too chickenshit to organize and rise up as a people to preserve yourselves, and feel safer taking potshots at each other than deconstructing the ZOG you bemoan here 24/7. 56% here should alarm you, not tickle you. We’re at this point WITH firearms. Where do you see yourselves in a few decades without them? The time for fratricide and subverting ourselves was over a long time ago. Now it’s too late.

smoke a jew wiener

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Silently start purging the deep state.

Executive order for research and mass production of oven technology