I seriously hope Sup Forums is not consuming alcohol or participating in pre-maritial sex tonight

I seriously hope Sup Forums is not consuming alcohol or participating in pre-maritial sex tonight.

is this reverse psychology, you little shit?

Post more Christ-chan?

Plz?

Post nudes.

Seriously, take your cosplaying gamergate chan somewhere else.

Fuck off faggot

Go donate to some African charities and turn the other cheek with tyrone slaps it with his cock.

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Can't drink with my medicine, and my estranged wife would make sure I never see my kid again... I'm also the dd...So I'm good.

You christcuck weebs are pathetic

deus vult

Happy new year pol!

Fuck off user! I'm gonna booze it up, fuck 2 bitches I pick up at Denny's at 3am (unprotected in a truck stop stall) and smoke a whole pack of cigarettes!

Fuck you, I'll do what I want.

>alcohol
Yes.
>sex
Lol.

>Protestants are afraid of a little booze

I literally just got done having sex with the gf

>sex
heh

Consuming alcohol is totally fine.

i haven't smoked weed today but i rly wana suck a dikk

it's acceptable in moderation if anything. ie not being a drunkard. still i don't touch the stuff. Mostly since im afraid that i spill the beans to my peers while drunk

>Not drinking alone while shitposting on Sup Forums
Step up your game

im shitposting in the middle of the family dinner :^)

>alcohol
yes
>pre-maritial sex
no

Have to work at 0545, so no,I am going to bed.

Deus Vult

>wake up this morning
>wild fuckin night
>bottles covering every square inch of the share house
>try to remember what happened last night
>12 of us (7 blokes, 5 sluts)
>total blank beyond that
>roll over, I'm totally nude
>body beside me, dick is kinda wet
>fuckin A lads
>oh fuck, its another bloke
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>he's nude too, he comes around
>look of pure unadulterated horror on both our faces
>dress real quick, avoid eye contact
>slowly creep out the bedroom into the lounge room
>"you boys have a good night aye?"
>everyone is gathered around a table
>plead our case
>"it...it...it was the booze, we...we're not gay"
>this goes on for 15 minutes or more, insisting we are not faggots
>then one of the sluts can't contain it any longer
>explains the real story through tears of laughter

Apparently we both got wasted, fucked a slut each, passed out and when they came to at around 4am, they colluded with everyone else in the party to stage the scene as a """"prank"""".

Fucking women.

What if I'm drinking cough medicine and fucking my ex wife?

That's nice of the slag to lie to make you two poofs feel better.

Of course, correct.

"Drink to hilarity," as the Blessed Doctor said.

Laugh it up sheepfucker, because the 9/10 slag wants my cock again tonight.

God bless you user

No ma'am Momma raised me to be a good faggot

>it's acceptable in moderation if anything. ie not being a drunkard. still i don't touch the stuff. Mostly since im afraid that i spill the beans to my peers while drunk

Quite possibly the gayest fucking post I've ever read.

>Australian 9/10

You guys do go to the Philippines to get hookers so I'm not sure I trust your guys ranking systems.

TRIPS OF TRUTH

Only drinking the Blood of Christ...................

Im hanging out with my mommy and we dont drink.

She may be going to save my alcoholic father from driving drunk but she is torn between not wanting to get embarrassed and caring about his safety.

We are hoping he just doesnt drink but tonight is a tough one for alcoholics

Slag (male)

It is from a country called Uruguay so of course he's a faggot.

>sex

LUL

the fuck does it matter if you cant remember shit

This, what is Christ-chan some kinda fruity Southern Baptist?

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I am Christian as fuck
I consumed so many bottles and alcohol and I had other sins, but nevertheless God is forgiving

This is now a Christ Chan server

As long as you’re wife is a believer of god or whatever I’m sure Christ will forgive you for the billionth time like he always does with everybody else

Desu vault

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who is this whore next to Christ-chan?

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Im not
I wish i was but instead im flipping nerdcoins trying to scoop up bags from tax payers cashing out

Well she was, insisted on a church burial and everything.

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The fuck is this heresy

No u

Interdastig id
Rip ol' riech. 14 words. Quail quilter?

brb tons of pre-marital homo sex

Alcohol is for faggots though.

I certainly will be, because Sup Forums isn't a christian board, and I've been here since it went up and I was here when the older boards were up too, and there was very little christfaggotry until the past few years.

You've let your entire perception of reality be cucked by jews, you are as much of a slave to kikes as it its possible to be, they own your entire mind.

Righto chad. GTFO.

>He didnt sit alone in his house drinking and watching movies on foxtel.

>I seriously hope Sup Forums is not consuming alcohol
Sorry user... local custom
>or participating in pre-maritial sex tonight.
Lol I wish

In what way is Christianity enslaved to the kikes?

>christcucks are A-OK with green-eyed white girls getting BLACKED as long as the black guy is a Christian
W-we're all one in Christ, r-right guys?

Better to go shopping for hookers in the Philippenes than your mates Paddock.

Nope. Just downloading CP to a neighbor's computer through his cracked WIFI before I call the FBI on him. That's more fun.

He works for the government, so he's the enemy. Don't hate on me.

Is he white?

Doot.

Why? It's still bestiality either way.

I'm atheist and I never drink/do drugs, I'm too much of a nerd for such things

He is. And he looks like Anthony Weiner, but fat.

I suppose I shouldn't be so hard on you, a sheep is probably the only way for you to get with a female who is white.

He might be Jewish actually...

Pol is actually degenerate as fuck. So many people here have partaken in pre marital sex. It's disgusting. No wonder God is letting niggers defile your women. This is divine retribution

I'm drinking some alcohol and if I get lucky I'll fuck some beautiful white babe. Get over it.

P.S. I hate nigs, trannies, gays, and am full on 1488

The importance of monogamy isn't just a christian thing mate. It's a feature of basically every functional society and is physiologically measurable. Look up oxytocin production.
Hopefully the girl's already a used up whore, otherwise you're taking a white woman (a dwindling commodity in the world) and destroying her ability to have a meaningful relationship, all for muh dick.
Nigger tier behavior.

DEUS VULT

If she's sleeping with him within not even a day of knowing him I think it's safe to say she's a whore desu. Not that I approve of his nigger behavior.

Man when they ever gonna make the Christchan anime so I can see Christchan's pantsu

>I seriously hope Sup Forums is not consuming alcohol

Jesus said I could.

Unfortunately no

Too late.

Hung out with my Republican friends.
I fucked one of them in the ass (sucked his dick off later).
Smoked a little weed.
Drank some beer and champagne, but didn't get drunk (it's a New Year's Eve tradition with me that I don't get drunk on NYE).
I'll probably go to bed before midnight.

What did you do user?

Engaging in drinking and homosexual sex with the many tourist tonight. Happy New Years

Literal Nigger-tier behaviour. Kindly off yourself at the soonest opportunity my good man.

DEUS VULT

Any woman who's willing to sleep with a guy within a few hours of meeting him has undoubtedly taken dozens of black dicks before.

Already engaged in martial sex and will have a drink at midnight because I can.

Is drinking at least one beer ok?

deus vult

Not tonight, but i will be having pre-marital sex for the 500th time tomorrow.

>hfw I cum in her mouth after nofapping for a month + edging for a week

Glorious

Deus vult!

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No sexu christ chan, just good drinks and wishing everyone a happy new year

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>stage the scene as a prank

So how did that explain the strange taste in your mouth and the sore arse hole?

I did drink a bit, but so did literally any Christian monk in the last 2k years, even Jesus drank wine.

I also would have engaged in premarital sex if wasn't a complete virgin looser with zero social skills,no worries there.

Instead I played chess with my brother.

DEUS VULT