Why

why

Your prostate will be still expanded. I think. It might be a load of bullshit.

But pissing feels great after fapping

this

Prostate is still clenched in block-uretha mode. It's also not a good idea because the mucus lining after ejaculating isn't regenerated enough for safe pissing.

after fucking someone you should piss Sup Forums, to prevent UTI.

My dick hurts like hell if I take a piss after jacking off when I drank some beer/alcohol that evening.
Can someone explain this?

>safe pissing
please elaborate more, is it related to urethral infections?

If my school's health education isn't ass backwards, then I was taught that it was because the chemicals in your piss can sterilize your semen (killing it), so your body shuts the pee flow closed to stop you from peeing directly after you cum so you don't accidentally pee afterwards and nuke your chances of reproducing successfully.

Isn't piss sterile?

It is, but see Also imagine if you pissed inside of a girl and she didn't want you to.

Same for me. I get blockages of semen still stuck in the line and pissing hurts a little bit. If it's really bad I take a hot bath and that tends to fix it.

>Piss
>Suddenly doesn't want to fap anymore

You stupid motherfuckers
Getting hard involves ADH being released
Theres still some leftover after you jerk off your little ding dong

So does this mean I can piss inside someone as a contraceptive method?

>clench legs extremely tight while fapping, am someone who usually cums 3-4 times each session, have gone up to 11 times over the course of 3 hours (wasn't trying to cum that much)
>each session is usually at least an hour
>an hour of tightly clenched legs
>finally over, stand up, try not to fall over from the pain
>sit down on toilet, pee, stand up
>never want to touch myself again
>legs on fire
>wash hands
>try not to cry
>guilt sets in, legs still fire

...

the fuck

Yes. But you'll almost be guaranteeing them a nasty infection. Even though piss is sterile, it very quickly gets contaminated, and doesn't mix well with a vagina.

Also they'd have to hold that and then push out your piss, lest you get it all over the place.

Just wrap your willy, silly.

>guilt sets in
What is this?

You should really learn where your limits are.

Every fap session is leg day and I swear that the short walk from my bedroom to my bathroom is living hell. Sitting down on the toilet is like another orgasm, and then peeing is like 16 years of being told "you'll go to hell if you touch yourself" by a catholic. Feels bad.

Why vagina? JUST PISS IN HER ASS

Guilt for having a sexual need. Weird since I didn't grow up in a household that shames it.

No. I must go deeper. But I can't because after the 6th or 7th orgasm I start to feel lightheaded and sometimes nauseated.

I. What?

Also how is cumming that much in one session possible? I can get fapping 4 times a day no problem, but in one hour?
That sounds like such a waste.

take your blogshit somewhere else

Please do not piss in a girl's ass.

why not?

But its pleasurable for both sides.

i always thought it was just god punishing me for spilling my seed

Oh, I forgot you lowly men can only jerk it once every hour or so. Some grills like me can have as many as we want.

That's gross.

See above.

dumb whore

pfff
so no one has ever pissed in your ass
so how come you know that it might not be so good that you can overlook how gross it is

Who said anything about a girl?

I fap when I'm completely recovered from the last session and it also has to be shower day. It usually takes about 2-7 days, but it's worth it.

Its not possible to not spill your seed.
It would make every guy go fuckin insane after a while.
God just didn't think it through when he created our dicks. And now he is dead.

I like it

Please be in London

>Some grills like me

That makes sense now, but was misleading. You ain't fapping, you are shlicking.

Also this thread is terrible.

Sage and report

Am I the only one who waits to have to piss to masturbate ? It gives an extra sensation for some reason.
And the piss after is just incredible

This

But it's actually GOOD for you to piss after, so it clears your tubes.

>It has to be shower day
Do you not shower everyday?

>guilt sets in

A-user I...

Hard? I don't think it's hard, it's a mix of pain and pleasure.

>Guilt for having a sexual need
Why would that guilt you?

what is this made up shit? it makes no difference

>shower day
>2-7 days
Christ user, wash yourself

I love a post-fap piss but it burns

too much fappin is bad for you. do the right amount. t. chaika

If I don't fap for a few days the load is immense, but cumming makes my balls ache really bad

What's the right amount, Chaika?

Fuck you chaika, I'll fap as much as I want

The recovery is 2-7 days, but I do shower every other day because if I shower every day my skin dries and hair becomes extremely greasy.