Sup Forums humor thread

Humor is a sign of intelligence ..show everyone how smart you are

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I'm an idiot, but I have a lot of these saved.

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Sarah edits. Webcomics and smuggies. I miss happening generals.

here's a blast from the past

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>God looked on the garden of eden
>He saw Adam, but Eve wasn't with him
>He asked Adam, 'Where is Eve'
>Adam replied, 'We tried to make Cain and she is washing herself out in the river'
>God bellowed, 'Oh myself, I'll never get that smell out of those fish.'

>let me play you the song of my people

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It was a big year for healing race relations after 70 years of watch the black man struggle

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Want to hear a joke?
My life.

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>shadman

This one just makes me laugh. It could really go with any caption.

>happy New Year anons....

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youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

>We need to preserve the dignity of our immigrant population and ensure they find meaningful work in our society.

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>yfw he killed himself instead of impregnating natalie portman

old but good

>I would have docked in Natalie's port, man

The British user’s face in the Sup Forums column always makes me laugh

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Old one from Something Awful.

These aren't common pol memes, but I think that's a good thing

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>MLK

He was just racist, the white man got in his head.

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Now for a little more pol related

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dumping, none of it is OC though

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That was pretty good.

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Who the fuck hates broccoli

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A businessman comes home to his fancy apartment one night to find his wife in the bedroom quickly putting on her robe indicating that she was just in bed with another bloke.
The businessman goes into rage and start searching the whole apartment for this prick, he checks in the bathroom, behind every door, under the bed and then he sees fingertips on the balcony obviously its the guy his wife cheated on him with so he goes into he kitchen and gets a meat cleaver and chops his fingers off, the bloke falls to his death and then the businessman goes back to the kitchen and picks the fridge up and goes and throws it off the balcony onto the prick then has a heart attack and dies.
He goes up to heaven and is greeted by saint peter at the pearly gates.
Saint peter asks him what happened and he says "Oh saint peter you'll never guess what happened so there i was coming home from work" Then he explains about the the guy the meat cleaver and the fridge etc..
Saint peter says okay in you go mate.
Then another bloke comes up to saint peter, and this blokes go no fingers.
Saint peter asks what happened, and the bloke says "Oh saint peter you'll never guess what happened, so there i was in my apartment running on the treadmill and i slipped and turned it on 10 and got thrown out my bedroom window. Luckily i managed to hang on to a balcony but this crazy cunt came and chopped my fingers off and i fell to my death"
Saint peter Tells him to go on into heaven.
A third bloke comes up to saint peter and this blokes naked.
Saint peter asks him what happened and he says "Oh saint peter you'll never guessed what happened, so there i was naked in this businessman fridge"

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Kek 8/10

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Its called a bubbler .
my mate Sax does it all the time.
We were pissing in the troth at the pub and he bubblerd himself was kek.

Kys

You yanks are the biggest soft cocks.
One of the boys just got back from america and he said you cunts wash the ping pong ball every time it goes on the floor when you play beer pong.
Should start calling you cunts french.

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What is with you Emuphobes
and mentioning cocks all the time
shits gay bro cut it out

Damn i love australia, would party with

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Two Jews walk into a bar... I think they own it or something.

You don’t need to pee in your own mouth, get on your knees and I’ll pull out mine. Team work makes the dream work, bud.

What a bunch of fags.

Who even needs beer pong. Aussies just drink till there is nothing left.

please send me to that universe

>(((normal)))
Racemixing is statistically abnormal, and the most common racemixing is white men with asian women.

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Kek

Shut up gay cunt yanks are the biggest soft cocks when it comes to partying.
>Yesterday
>new years
>having few beers at a party
>gee my mate up to see if he can spit in my mouth from where he was sitting
>projectile spits and goes straight down my throat
>start dry reaching
>throw up in middle of circle where everyones drinking
>everyone kekd

you might not have noticed it

butyourbraindid

OK this was damn funny. Many keks for you good sir