Madoka Magica

she's my friend she's my alibi
my accessory to the crime

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the most delicious

What is this unpure shit?

Yeah.

Why is she fighting parrots in the new trailer?

>ywn be kyoko
>ywn have keki with mami and the crew
>ywn fight witches alongside your friends

why live?

If they have no ideas for the new Movie, why dont they make a OVA of the manga?

>hurr durr stop posting crack ships !akemi

The franchise almost doesn't have any new material.

Here is an image of Kyoko receiving an headpat by Mami.

>oh nice, a thread about Madoka
>it's the obsessed freak who makes 50 posts complaining about some other person who posts on topic

Based Mods

>mods delete the pasta
>but not the cropped porn

They should use TDS then.

Everyone knows the madokas are slaves to cock.

>bumps the thread just to reply to his own post and keep his shitposting thread alive
How many times are you gong to do this?
Reminder that a symptom of autism is being overly attached to things. Like threads, for instance.

And again, crack shit eating retards like yourself are not common. So you trying to pretend there are tons here makes it obvious you are lying.

Dear, mod. That is not spamming or flooding.
Also, OP and all of his samefag posts in the thread are him ban evading.
Do not like his different IPs fool you. He uses proxies and phones to post.
Look at the archives and see he has had this image deleted many times because he spammed threads with it.

(OP)
>!Akemi is ass mad as fuck he gets banned in Nanoha threads
>makes a madoka thread for the sole purpose of shitposting and harassing people

Why did you bump this thread? Oh right, because it's your thread and you're pathetically desperate to keep your shit alive.

Seriously, what the fuck. Why are you doing this. Why can't you just stop. What drives you to shitpost like this day after day after day. Don't you have anything else you want to do? Don't you feel like this is a waste of your time?

There was no "pasta", !Akemi.
Try actually reading it.

>ywn be as pathetic as !Akemi who sits around waiting to bump his own dead shitpsoting threads
It actually feels really nice.

>xdd i said my shitposts about crack are on topic so that means they are da durrr
No, it doesn't, !Akemi.
Does shit like what happens in your crack happen in the series? No? Then it's not related to the series. Just like you blogging about want to fuck your sister is not on topic for an incest thread.

>xdd based mod
No, !Akemi. The mod is garbage.

Nobody can beat the cock, nobody.

When are you going to stop bumping your own thread from the bottom of the catalog?
Why do you keep making multiple Madoka threads?

I know I shouldn't, but I remind pretty fondly the shitposting wars in 2012-13.
it was fun.

Ntr.

It's a shame that one autistic asshole makes it his life's mission to shitpost every Madoka thread until it dies.

...in retrospective though, the fanbase on Sup Forums became something alike a festering wound, making any decent discussion almost impossible without bullshit about shipping and variuos autistic amenities.
Its almost like the people posting in madoka threads now watched it because of cute girls, and spent on fanworks ten times the time they spent on the original material.
Pretty sad.

Yet worse, Symphogear, GabDrop, Nanoha are not safe in Sup Forums from him.

If the crack one is called !Ack, how is the other autist called?

No, the real worst part is that not even doujins on sadpanda are safe.

Though I suppose that's my fault for looking at the comments on porn. There's really no reason I should be doing that.

I've been around here since 2006 bub, check your methods of detecting samefags because apparently it doesn't work very well.
>2013
>oldfags
ehhh...

Why can't mods actually delete cancerous spam that has been re-posted?

Yeah, I mean. That shit above is disgusting. Either just remove those pr better yet, nuke the thread.

He'll get bored one day and vanish like a fart in the wind. I've seen shit like this multiple times already

Because they don't make a point of being blatant about their ban evasion.

We've been waiting for that for years now.

Haven't you been permabanned as well?

I would never lie to you

Permaban doesn't mean a lot for him since he ban evades it and uses a new proxy.

That low-life fuckwit needs to stop spamming his shit Madoka content that sparks all meta.

Hell, newfags sure are dumb these days.
polite sage

>I don't why you won't stop all this.
Because every time I open a Madoka thread on Sup Forums I see your autistic ass derailing it.

Yet, you don't have a problem with the spam.

You guys have become paranoid for a single autist. guess you're in his same league

It's just one autist being obsessed at calling people !akemi

What spam? Two images of Kyouko whoring herself out and ONE of a crack ship that really isn't even all that crack in the grand scheme of things? That shit's easily ignorable, and isn't even remotely enough to be spam.

At the end of the day mods enforce how they want to enforce. That's how Sup Forums has always been. If they decide to (no pun intended) crack down on what you consider to be Madoka crack shipping, so be it. But they don't. They've long since decided to crack down on your ass, though, so maybe you should acknowledge your own hypocrisy and fuck off.

It's pointless to argue with him.

And also, can the mods delete this thread? You know the ban evader is going back with a new proxy to accuse people to be !akemi.

>What spam?
Spam is when you re-post the same images over & over. Those images above have been re-posted so much they're now qualify as spam.

>Spam is when you re-post the same images over & over
Since when are reaction images spam?

We will never have a good Madoka thread will we?

If ACK doesn't ruin it then tripfag circlejerking will.

The only remote chance for good Madoka threads in the future is if a new anime series airs of comparable quality to the original, and even then it's going to be a long shot.

I'm talking about what goes on in Madoka threads. Where the images above are purposely spam.
Shut up.

If you meant that desuarchive.org/a/search/image/Hom4FrGIFxVfPabjMs7-rA/, it was only posted 9 times.

Still shouldn't fly. Why are you even defending such garbage? Do you hate this franchise?

I think the worst part about ACK is that he talks all about how HURR DURR "CRACK" SHIPS ARE HORRIBLE BECAUSE THEY DISREGARD AND DISRESPECT THE CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY IGNORE WHAT THEY WOULD DO IN THAT SITUATION but he still ships at all when aside from Homura and arguably Madoka, none of the characters are explicitly lesbians or shown to be lesbians,.

In fact, if you take TDS into account and then look back at the original series, there is /less/ supporting a KyouSaya ship (they were ideological enemies, had a moment of understanding, then Sayaka dies) than a KyouMami ship other than the fact that the fans /really/ wanted it to happen, hence the pandering in Rebellion which was still /never/ explicitly stating anything. The fact that he even ships anyone besides Madoka and Homura at all is hypocritical to his own thesis.

It's even fucking worse with how he shits up Gabriel Dropout threads when there's even less indications of gayness there aside from subtext yet he acts like his canon is the only true canon.

And I'm not saying HURR DURR THEY'RE ALL STRAIGHT NONE OF THEM ARE GAY, I'm just saying that there is nothing explicitly supporting it in the canon but he acts like there is.

>mods go outta there way to remove all of his posts
>don't just nuke the entire thread filled with off-topic meta & barely even about the topic of the OP

You will NEVER make it look like it normal to think those screen shots mean anything
Again, you are not the first person on the site to try samefagging. And when other people get called out on it, they are smart enough to never post screen shots. You are the only one who does it

>phone
Obviously the you would not be there. You are posting with more than one device.

>one
It's many many people who can see what you're doing.
Look at Notice how you refuse to address it. That's what makes it clear it's just you.

No, it's just one pony fucker who has a personal vendetta
See my.mixtape.moe/keurmv.png

>what you consider to be
No, that's what it factually is.

>That shit's easily ignorable
Why the fuck are you so obsessed with ignoring things?
What in the living hell is wrong with you?

And of course you ignore the whole point of that image. Which is that clearly multiple people are against crack. So you accusing anyone who says anything against crack of being the same person is clearly wrong.

>people
Literally just you.

>It's pointless to argue with him.
No, it's actually pointless to argue with you. Because you ignore everything said to you. But people try to do it anyway because there is no other way to try and make you stop so threads can recover.

Have you noticed how you have never once actually said anything "he" does wrong? Pretty insane, huh. Considering you've been doing this for multiple years.

That's not a reaction image you stupid fucking shit eating retard.
Either way it's both off topic and low quality.

Nope, that would mean Troid actually enforces the rules and banning the person he should be.

ACK is not real. You constantly refusing to address the image that proves even the mods have a problem with crack shitters and refuse to let them have threads proves that it's just you.

You just keep spamming ":ack ack acka ckac " to try and make it look like hes real.

>DISRESPECT THE CHARACTERS
I've read his essays, nowhere does he mention those words. Maybe actually try reading before making false assumptions.
And you're jsut as bad too don't forget.

Degrading is the same as disrespecting, smartass.

Hi ACK. I don't crackship. I don't ship at all. You can nitpick words all you want but the sentiment is there. Stop shipping you hypocritical faggot

You are the only one who goes 'hurr durrr' to anything, !Akemi.

And holy fucking hell, you need to fucking get over your "ack" obsession. Look at this image . Look at how it proves many people have a problem with your shipping cancer.

>all the shit about TDS and kyousaya
Just fuck off. You know that you're full of shit.

>Gabriel Dropout threads
YOU MEAN THE THREADS WHERE YOU STRAIGHT UP SAID YOU SPAM TO SPITE AND HARASS PEOPLE?

Yeah, I'm sure only one person has a problem with you actively trying to ruin threads.
docs.google.com/document/d/159EShQbVPgsdW5GfkdnThI5bHUPkO6bnGbFMr6uNXzI/

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>Degrading is the same as disrespecting
No, that don't mean the same fucking thing at all, you god damn retard.
This point was directly explained to many times.
Here's one case.
desuarchive.org/a/thread/142830953/#142844801

>retard grammar and failure to use commas
>obsession with ack and ignoring
Hi, !Akemi.

Hi, I'm not that name & any mention of it should be an offense.

Who do you have to be obsessed with Madoka threads out of everything?

Why can't you shit up mongatari threads? GO stick to shallow harem shit, you're a shallow person yourself.

Why did it have to be Madoka? You, yes you specifically, have caused everyone in the fan base to lose out on new content because you have ruined threads.

A decent argument can be made with solely the original series for Kyouko at least having an interest in Sayaka regardless of whether Sayaka reciprocates. And their relationship in Rebellion is clearly meant to invoke ideas of a couple dating while intentionally not confirming that is what they are.

But ultimately, the only 100% canon definitely-romantic love between the main five in the series is Homura's for Madoka.

I ship AkemiXSakura. I am not interested in Madoka Doujins.

I still find it funny that you have been having the same argument for three+ years and you still don't actually understand anything.

Do you know what the medical definition of retardation is? It means you lack the ability to learn and have a very low thinking skills.

You get told constantly that it is not about "anime", it's about the quality of the threads. Thread quality being bad is not something anyone but you wants. Thread quality being bad means the fandom as a whole gets less new content because when there are less people in the threads as they have been driven away by said bad threads, there are also less translations, scans, etc etc. This is common sense to anyone with a brain, and you have failed to learn something that has been directly said to MANY times. You're medically retarded.

To sum it up.

What this is about:
The fandom getting less content as a result of threads being bad.

What this is not about:
"Shipping"

You just happen to constantly shit threads up with shipping shit, so you think that's the actual problem.

Hey ACK shipping is bad and degrades the characters. Don't ship you hypocritical turdmuffin. If the characters were intended to get together they would have gotten together. By having ships at all you're disregarding the author's intentions.

How about instead of going "WOW UR GRAMMAR WOW UR GRAMMAR" you respond to the fact that you're a giant hypocrite worse than !Akemi by shipping.

Oh I am aware, I'm just saying that ACK is a giant hypocrite and when faced with the possibility that his ships are non-canon he shrivels up and attacks my grammar or character. I don't mind any ships but I don't ship myself, unlike Mr. Hypocrite.

Like this:
Seriously I'm fucking tired of you ruining every single god damn thread. Stop.

>xdd i refered to them by there last names so that meen i different person,,,, change me posting style!!!!
Drink bleach.

You posts about shipping crack shit are off topic and low quality. They have nothing to do with anime/manga or Madoka. Go away.

And your post just now isn't?

Fellate a shotgun.

>which was still /never/ explicitly stating anything
There's a thing called subtext. Where something isn't blatantly stated & instead has the thinking man analyzing. Should look into it.

>implying madoka isn't shallow garbage itself

And he ignores the point and nitpicks. How surprising.

Subtext isn't always intentional. By Rebellion it sure as hell is, but the original series is a bit more iffy on the Kyouko/Sayaka front.

Though personally I believe there was something there, even if it was only potential that could never truly be realized.

Just report and hope the mods ban him and delete this thread.

Any got some good MadokaXSayaka fanfic?

Imagine Homura raping Mamis loli infront of her

Yeah honestly I'm not sure why I bothered. I figured he'd at least give a response as to why his own hypocrisy is okay but clearly not.

I'm honestly starting to suspect that ACK is just a giant troll that actually hates Madoka and wants to crash and burn every thread so that people stop talking about it. I wouldn't be surprised if he's like Barneyfag and he posts crack in the threads to "bait" himself.

I hope you realize that the second you say !Akemi is the second you admit to be ack. Because ack is the only one who thinks !Akemi is still around.

My thoughts exactly. Yes, it was more one-sided on Kyouko's part earlier But undeniably the TV show still had a presence & the ending to episode 9 really drove that home.

Also has anyone noticed all the Madoka tripshits have disappeared from these threads? Did ACK scare them off, or did a mod ban them all?

There is almost none in this thread and went for the other one, but they left since there is nothing to discuss.

Having nothing to discuss didn't stop them from circlejerking and ERPing before.

Who the fuck are you people talking about?

This constant double posting is just pathetic and sad.

Reminder that crack shitters are the minority. They even used to be perma banned on this site.

yet you try to pretend that there are constantly tons of them in every single thread.

Do you really think that makes sense?

>ack ak ackak ack ackac
SEEK HELP.
HOly fuck. Enough is enough, strop ruining threads just to try and harass this person you have made up in your head.

Why wouldn't people think you are still around, !Akemi? Not only are you a self admitted ban evader, you swore that you would ruin threads to get back at people for laughing at you about having no friends.

Not to mention, !Akemi. That you are mentioned on sites like encyclopedia dramatica and lurkmoar. Which have been privately controlled for over 10 years. So clearly many people understand you are still here and still ruining threads.

!Akemi is pic related.
ACK is literally no one.
It's what !Akemi calls anyone who is against him shitting up threads with shipping cancer.

Have fun.
archived.moe/a/thread/155155861

I think the fact that maybe half of the "anti-akemi" "anti-crackship" posts are gone there isn't one ACK entity.
also the fact that there's 17 posters but this is more concrete.

>!Akemi tries to spam the word "ack" as much as possible so he can then link to the archives and say "durrr look how much people say ack, it must be a real thing!!!!"
>ignores how every single time he says he never gives proof ack is real
>this means that anyone with a brain will ignore him
>he still tries really hard to force it
I want this all to end. I just want Madoka threads to be like they used to be.

Literally only 2 of them. One of them seemingly left and the other returns every now and the. You know. Lawnchair and !Bebe.

I always thought they were the same person.

You realize that most of those IPs are !Akemi, right?

This guy sounds like his life is thoroughly JUST-ed

>Lawnchair and !Bebe.
Whom are the same person.

They probably are with as much as they ERPd

>Lawnchair and !Bebe.
Those are !Akemi's fake trips.
After he got perma banned (his trip auto bans any IP that uses it), he made a bunch of fake trips. There was a flood of new trips directly after he got banned. Anyone with a brain can tell they are his.

ACK I love you. Did !Akemi hack the DNC?

I like how this thread is straight up pure meta and the mod will not delete it.

So, what's everyone's opinion of the mod.
my.mixtape.moe/keurmv.png

>pony fucker
>online dating
>admits to having Asperger's
>brags about using reddit
>cosplays as Sup Forums characters

See and Will you kill yourself when you are finally forced to accept that "ack" is not real?

Simply put.

It would take an inhuman level of multitasking ability for one person to make every anti-ack and pro-crack post in the average !Akemi vs ack thread. to the point where two hands probably isn't enough.

Meanwhile most of the anti-!Akemi and anti-crack posts are instead targeted at a bunch of posts at once, which is way easier to do while also ban evading than make a bunch of near-simultaneous posts while also ban evading.

So it's more likely for the anti-!Akemi side of the arguments to be made up of one or two people than the anti-ack side of the argument to be.