/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY NEW YEAR EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #44 12/30/17
youtu.be/jyQ7oRtpNGQ
>This Year @State 12/29/17
youtu.be/5SRw5UEtKT4
>Pres Trump golfing w/Coast Guard members 12/29/17
youtu.be/W3tyPMLviPs
youtu.be/eAf6oKszXUM
>Pres Trump speaks to firefighters in FL 12/27/17
youtu.be/n_tLJVa6byA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
youtu.be/2m2HLU5uVwg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Midnight Mass 12/24/17
youtu.be/49uSSHedTNI
youtu.be/Xl4rDTnOwdY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
youtu.be/59yWucSYhO0
>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
youtu.be/pM4Ozj0Zi6w
>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
youtu.be/h6vf1YEUwOY
>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
youtu.be/W4fOSSfz2YE
youtu.be/svh6_8K6R7I
>Tiffany in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
youtu.be/iGP7gM37Wd0
>Pres Trump signs Tax Bill 12/22/17
youtu.be/7keZTcdouoY
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 12/22/17
youtu.be/mwP9wGooQYw
>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
youtu.be/d-iOh_WsBHQ
>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
youtu.be/3x7LMB7jnaA
youtu.be/nwJiBWn3X_Q
>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
youtu.be/yGRwKedl_lQ

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MAGA

>one hour til New Years
thats a comfy awoo

i really mean the girl being a roastie

>the amount of mental gymnastics needed to overcome Trump-induced cognitive dissonance

Awoovement!

Gotta go, happy new year anons.

New baker needed

New baker needed

Comfy!

sometimes you gotta fuck through a few roasties to find your qt conservative gf user

...

>He fell for the nofap jew

MASA

WHY HASN'T TRUMP MADE IT LEGAL TO GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY YET

I VOTED FOR HIM SO I CAN GRAB SOME PUSSY

I AINT NO FAGGOT AND WANT TO GRAB SOME BUSH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>trying to get to comics
>see this

wat do, /ptg/?

There are quite a few of you around here, I am sorry if I have ever been rude to you at the door, friend. I try to be kind and listen before I say not interested but some of you guys can be persistent lol

Whats the rarest flag you've seen here?

What are you on, the Burning Coast?

If you were to replace Naga with Trump, I imagine it'd be something like this, probably with more crying though.

"Move bitch"

Ted's twitter malfunction was truly a wonderful night

nofap doesnt work, after 7d your test declines, it makes more sense to fap 1x a week or more.

Leave

you know damn well

WERE GETTING BOMBED HERE IN PHOENIX

Thanks for baking! Happy New Year

Well I don't at all know you but it's unlikely that one 'activity' is the source of all your problems.

>the main reason I’m such a lonely shitstain
You need to work on your self-image user.

Ive seen a screenshot of an alleged Antarctica Research Station user, also theres the Aussie bro who is serving his military tour on Christmas Island who stops by a lot.

slide under leg

there's zero chance she isn't the most annoying cunt you were going to run into that day

WTF KIM IS NUKING MESA

Fuck you!

>excuse me, you're in the way of my chinese cartoons.

this is where I wait for her to get offended

>oh sorry, didnt think you'd be bothered by me wanting to get to my books.

and then she is putty in your hands.

>Hey user, going to the New Year's eve party, you coming with?

Probably try to ask her what shes reading or something idk.

>This is now illegal in Philadelphia

Yes, LA county

"Why are you not in a kitchen somewhere making a sammich"

>Aww man is that the big book of pokemon
>move your fucking legs gringo i need that pokechu

to be fair some shits lock the door then crawl out the bottom

does that even exist?

hmmmmmmm

>23
>never had gf
is it too late for me bros? I feel like it would be weird to have a first anything at this age.

F desertniggers

At this point its been so long since ive had a gf I would gladly take an annoying gf if she loved me

>C-can I kiss your vagina?

Trump chose well, melania is easily the best FLOTUS

>it makes more sense to fap 1x a week or more
Fuck that. That’s the sorta shit that got me hooked and I want to drop it.

Who here /stillin2017/?

IT SOUNDS LIKE STEPHEN PADDOCK IS SHOOTING UP MY CITY

Id LIKE to see a San Marino flag, a Falkland Islands flag, maybe a Svalbard flag

Geez, Barron's going to get a full growth spurt at puberty and break 7 feet, isn't he?

That's shit advice. Avoid roasties like the fucking plague if you know what's good for you.

4 D C H E S S

W-would you hold the door please Mister Pres-
>Mister presid-
>Mister Trump?

Kinda wanted to fugg GWB's hoe too. She looked insane even when young but in a hot way

>in chicago
>hear explosions
i-is this the end?

Here's to a new year of Sup Forums antics!

yeah i don't like the idea of fucking whores desu

>we get to see Barron grow up
feels like royalty

TELL THE DUMB FUCKING WHORE TO MOVE HER RETARDED FUCKING LEG AND STOP BLOCKING THE FUCKING ISLE

>generic ballot

Video of the New Year's party at Mar a Lago with Trump!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ihdn9suXApc

Present, sir!

I was just saying he said he needed experience, so I figured why not get some lays under your belt so you're ready for your actual dream girl?

Nothing wrong with fucking whores, as long as you don't settle down with one.

Fucking delet dis

>nein nein nein nein

Id be worried if I heard no noise in chicago.

They are such children.

laura is cute, but not melania level.

Seeyaround friend. Have fun!

He's going to grow up to kick your ass for calling his sister a kike whore

2018 won't be as chaotic as 2017, but it will be better.

posting khazar milkers should be bannable

Agreed

this is democracy manifest. The globalists want to destroy whites in their own nations.

Degenerates like you belong at a concert.

they trying to recreate that scene in hocus pocus? what the fuck

Uh, please stop pirating that novel and go purchase it right now. I'll follow you to the cashier so don't try anything, you gosh darned thief.

Is Trump dancing there? kek

2018 is the year of Nazgoth

Any updates on iran.

Damnit I need gf for next winter purely for snuggles

>rude to you
Nah I'm up near Lansing and I don't do the mission work; I feel like you do better spreading Christ's message if you treat people normal and share when they ask; not shoving it onto them tirelessly.
>can be persistent
You have no fucking idea, they're worse to their own, if I miss church more than a few weeks in a row people start calling asking if I'm okay (I blame the fact I'm still local). I'm kinda the black sheep of my kind anyhow; unrepentant drinker, love my morning coffee, used to smoke. Thankfully I've never been seen doing it; my sister was seen with a cigarette at 22 in college, head elder and pastor sat down with my dad to talk to him about it.

I've never said a negative word about Tiffy, bringer of stiffies

What are you guys celebrating for? The ball hasn't dropped

Happy new year from Montana /ptg/

THEY HAVE FUCKING CHAIRS IN THE GOD DAMN BOOK PLACE TOO READ

THE WHORE HAS TO TAKE UP THE WHOLE FUCKING ISLE

WHAT THE FUCK

Theyre still gay. Rumors protestors have taken a city over.

>isle
user no

The celebration occurs in NYC for the nation desu

I love Donald and Melania Trump.

If more women were buff would there also be more men getting /fit/ so they don't get triggered?
Also, doesn't getting buff increase testosterone?
Aren't people with more testosterone less likely to vote far left?

Want to know Sup Forums's thoughts on this,

>sadpost
>nobody responds

i guess thre really is no hope

i think i just heard a drive-by

Love the SS dressed up. Looks awesome.

Sounds good to me

>nothing wrong with fucking a woman just for pleasure

How long did it take before you lost the nofap challenge this 2018?

Me 9 hours

sign up for a dating site or something