NUKE DETONATION IMMINENT

10 MINUTES TIL NUCLEAR DEVASTATION

ok but you should also know that i know someone who's dad owns a factory a few towns over from where he lives that 24/7 inside has a thousand naked guys whacking off into a giant vat with a hose at the bottom of it that goes outside the factory, underground and back to his house and up to his bedroom where he just sits and chugs cum all day. Wow.

FAKE AND GAY

Neat

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dobs confirm

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7

Sauce

Can confirm, just talked to Trump on phone about the nukes

Nothing fucking happened

stop making these threads

guys I'm already in 2018 and can confirm we did get nuked

5 minutes

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Checked?

I'm scared guys.

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Dont play with my emotions OP

This is it. hang on tight

Good way to start the new year.

All cam feeds from Vegas just went black at the same time.

I'M FUCKING SCARED!!!!!

Digits don't comfirm kys newfag

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happy new year you faggots

Ayy lmao xenomorph gene army in 2 mins