Happy New Year’s anons! 2018 wet dreams thread

This is the white boy in gookland user from yesterday. As you can see, I’ve finished the chicken, Powerade, and coke, and two pieces of cake. Today I have Dominoes pizza and, at the urging of Sup Forums, a salad, as well as some calamari rings and Sprite.

Unfortunately, 2018 has started pretty badly, with me relapsing with black/Asian porn all night.

No matter: my 2018 wet dreams are that Iran will be Zoroastrian again, NK will fall and the Koreas will be united, and the chinks will suffer a catastrophic collapse that will wipe the smug grins off their bug faces. Whaddya think, anons?

Today.

Yesterday.

why are you not having sex with a local qt Korean?

You should stop eating that literal garbage

gib asian waifu, also what are you doing in korea. Let me guess english teaching?

I’m not a racemixing gookabo. I’ve gone monk, anyway. Once I’ve saved myself from kike porn then I can raise a white family, but I will save my cock from the gook twat in the meantime.

You have to go back

Yes. My boss is this crazy US educated roastie who has three kids and no father in sight.

lmao who's talking about having kids
just bust a nut and be done with it no need to have kids

lol sauce?

How is it over there? Always thought about visiting, but never got around to it.

do you need a university degree along with an english teaching diploma or will the english teaching diploma suffice? I know you can just have the diploma in china but I'd rather not have to teach in china.

Damn I miss pizza in Korea.

wet dreams are easy user, what about resolutions? you could start with learning to cook.

You just need any university degree (from an English-speaking country) in Korea.

Yeah and get exploited cause of your dumb horny dick.

Do people unironically find this attractive?

That’s what all my coteachers say, but I hate to cook.

>not eating Pizza School

cuck

Do you need to look closer?

if you are smart the bitches could be your slaves but I respect your opinion, happy new years user

Just the body sadly

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

So far I’ve had pizzamaru and dominoes...I’ll try something else next week.

sigh I'd rather not do 4 years of university and accrue 40 grand in debt.

South Koreans are ugly as puke, Hail glorious China!

Learn to cook you fucking faggot.

Try this; greens, pecans, candied bacon bits, balsamic dressing. Salad. If you like that you’ll be fime.

Leave South Korea Soros, quit trying to shill countries

you in Busan? I live there but I'm visiting family right now

*braps in japanese*

Pizza School is indeed my fav, and the cheapest. But basically all chain Korean pizza places are 10/10.

When will You start to bang her

The girls are easy to talk to if you are persistent. At first I couldn’t understand why they were so reticent but now I understand they want you to take the lead in EVERYTHING. they literally are dying to speak to you but are too autistic to tell you their name without you asking for it.

Delusional.

I Badly need to smell her feet. Want to hold the soles together so they form a cup so i can berry my face in that heavely feminine footpoussy musk. Need a sauce pepsi user

She asked me to go on vacation with her to Japan, but I was hesitant and she brought a high school senior instead.

pretty normal to hate it until you know how, but your life would probably improve without the mcdonalds and interracial porn. Do you think they would allow the norks into their somewhat functioning democracy if it came to that?

Tomomi Motozawa.

This

I think so. All the maps they’ve got over here still show Korea unified. It’s their ultimate wet dream.

>black/Asian porn all night

What's up with you Americans and black porn?
Asian I can understand, especially because you're living in Korea surrounded by Asian pussy which apparently you can't get. But black... wtf why? What is wrong with you?

Well I already know how most of the girls are (Dated a few and friends with a bunch). I was more or less asking about living there.

Sorry if the picture made it seem like I was asking for something else.

Which one is the real one???

got laid within 20 minutes of new year starting.

Not uncommon, but always a good start.

Until she call false rape on ur racist ass an tries to take ur cash for child support

i'm just scared that the ants will make a move when the north falls and claim a part for china. btw you don't seem too excited about gook women, why?

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I think this was supposed to be a dig at Trump, but it's fucking hilarious and backfired bigly.

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It’s pretty boring...I’m in the Daegu area, in a small town. It’s pretty backwater, for Asia. And not doing so well economically. Basically Korea’s rust belt. My town has about 100k people, but not too many stores and stuff, but there are a few brothels and hookers around, but they won’t take foreigners.

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there are definitely hookers that fuck foreigners in Daegu, make some army friends and ask them where to go

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The absolute state of South Korea

give me #302.

stat

>Eating cake
Fat fuck detected.
Celebrate by drinking chamisul original and eating shin ramyun alone at your local familymart, faggot

It's spelled 'Engrish', you ignorant twat.

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I’m not in Daegu I’m in a small suburb with no car, and I won’t stick my dick in a hooker. I’m a religious cel.

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S H I N

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Dumbass.

Taking requests btw

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I didn't read any of your posts all the way but I'm 100% sure you should kill yourself.

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>soyboy detected

the HAPA meme is tru

why you posting all this shit? makeapp is just a roughener, it doesn't "expose" anything. All these girls have fake contacts, skin whitening makeup (that won't be detected) and eyelid tape etc etc as well as wigs. They're so made up even rougheners don't work as well. pic fucking related

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Its better than nothing

lol dumbass

w/e you say

STOP RUINING MY CUTE ASIAN GIRLS Sup Forums!!!!

can't get laid in Korea?!? ha ha what the fuck

I have a six pack how does that compute? Also I’m not a hapa.

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Why are you buying american made products?? Do you hate your country or something user?

high res version

I’m an American, and dominoes in Korea is different than what’s in America.

Combat Mecha Xabungle, but instead of Xabungle it's Trump-bot

They look infinitely better than Lauren Rose/Southern

>bitch-sized servings
Eat like an American, faggot

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Meet riiiiikkkkkiiieeeeee da AZN aaaaaahhhhhhhhh


I winder if Asian assess are so fat they just make the penis is look small..

I wonder for my penis

clearly a western born

great blogpost

allllright... gigidi

>i have a 6 pack
of what, liquor in the fridge?
>I’m not a hapa
thats nice, but thats not the hapa soyboy meme

>soyboy
probably a 5'6-5'8 jewish manlet in gookland with mommy issues and a hatred for western women that resemble you jew mother and so you abuse foreign gooks in the bedroom while fantasizing about your mother while penetrating these pathetic gooks that even let you near them

probably also a pedophile

Oh man, this gave me a chuckle.

it's a youtube thing made by mexishits to undermine trump's campaign, but they sucked and it backfired

I don't usually find Asians attractive, but chubby Asians have some sort of magic power.

uh what? who was talking about either of them? they're subpar white females that are small, and so make good publicity machines for right wing causes because they are female, white, but non-intimidating.

anyway pic related.