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2008: What two adults do behind closed doors is none of your business.

2018: Why haven't you bought lil' kylie a Bad Dragon KRAKEN XL turbo? How is she going to be ready for when she starts tinder at 13 if you've not stretched her out a little?

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>2008: What two adults do behind closed doors is none of your business
This isn't wrong though

ffs...
i feel sick
spreaded it around to report
>:(

no it isn't
but including children into that is sick and rotten.

>UK
What the fuck are you guys doing Jesus

Why is there an age limit on it if you want kids to have it?

Just imagine how much worse this shit would be with HIllary

>it's you're responsibility to make sure they do it safely

What the fuck are kids doing to get off these days that makes it dangerous?

ENOUGH! WE NEED TO PURGE THE DEGENERACY NOW!

Good ol broomstick slip and fall.

>Don’t panic. I’m not talking about getting your son a Fisher Price version of a sex doll or presenting your daughter with an eight inch strap-on on her eighth birthday. I’m talking about a starting point, a way to introduce your offspring the concept of self-pleasure. That could be a masturbation sleeve or a little vibrating bullet when your child starts expressing an interest in sex – something that isn’t scary or intimidating, but is capable of giving them a great sexual experience on their own, without anyone else’s involvement.


Yo Parent's why don't you strap your kids up with vibrators and bondage gear too!
What!? How else are they going to learn about it you fucking bigots!?
You don't want them to have an unsafe fetish experience do you!?

You see how easy it is to escalate this?

How you can apply this sentimentality to literally any single thing?

The classic belt around the neck for that super orgasm

>self pleasure and masturbation

Don't people already give their kids video games?

Pretty sure normal guys just use good ol' Jill. Faggots and women are probably shoving weird things in their holes which is causing damage.

yeah really, just use your fucking hand, male or female, you don't need anything else, and once you get to the age where you feel you really need it, just get a boy/girlfriend

that would actually even be better so the world turns faster to shit, because to destroy this world we'll be needing dispair and poverty. vote hilary next time if trump didn't tossed us in a global war already

What is not real?
That kid start to masturbate? Or that vibrator is definitely better than dirty pencils or hairbrush?

Your strategy that pretending that something is not exist is definitely wrong!

I'm so fucking over this shit

I just had a fucking breakdown reading that

It needs to stop, all of it. Now, yesterday. Gone.

If this shit doesn't stop, fire has to engulf the cities. This cannot be allowed to spread.

If they're going to masturbate they should just use their hands. They're not 40 year old NEETS, or 40 year old women with blown out vaginas.

Sorry why are kids shoving hairbrushes in their snatches?

You know 10 years ago it was considered completely normal to masturbate with your hands and hide your shame from your parents because at it's core masturbating is something that's typically considered a private affair

Maybe I should go back 10 years and tell my younger self that my mom is being a bigot and I should force her to go to the store and buy me some fucking Milf Hentai and a pocket pussy or else i'll call social services on her

When the fuck did kids suddenly become entitled to shit?

>Metro
>Uk
And into last year's trash it goes.

Damn this years off to a great start

>Pencils and hairbrush

What ever happened to using your hand? Wtf is wrong with you? Filthy kike

Kids have survived masturbating with dirty pencils and hairbrushes for millennia. You faggot shills just want your evil spread more readily.

Hopefully someday evil does reign supreme and we live in a lawless society where torturing you to death is as celebrated as the degeneracy you push.

Girls wants to experience something phallic in their holes.

But for what reason we should pretend that problem is not exist and avoid it if porn and sex is literally everywhere today and become norm.
It's too late to pretend to be puritanists.

>why even bother trying to fix anything its already going down hill so just give up
Makes sense why you have the commie flag

>strategy
aah your immaginary happenings.. you should go to a doctor and put that brain under a scanner, just like your stalin, he was paranoid too. look what it did to his wife and children.. all fucked up by daddy issues.. a shame realy.. nobody deserves a daddy like that.

we used our hands to masturbate like any normal human being like all of us did thousands of years ago. and girls used carrots fingers and whatever immagination and girlstalk they came up with.
never been a kid did you?

exactly.

>Girls wants to experience something phallic in their holes
and how do you know that??...
i have a feeling i don't even want to know the answer to that.

yea...
today's trend to become batter is to actually destroy what is better than you to become better..
i fucking hate this mediocracy and their stagnatory filosophy

that seems like a pretty irrelevant article
see the likes and retweets
I'd say you just made it more relevant talking about it

It's NOT a problem.
Get the fuck out of my daughter's business.

Fucking pedos. Whatever it takes to get the words "child" and "sex" together in the same sentence and it be ok.

I hope you go to jail. Come at my kid with this trash.. it's abuse.

>retweets
i did, to report this shit and my friends will do just that and retweet it themselves, some of these are politicians, police, military and media.

Where's the male toys?

>inb4 its racist to not have your daughters first dildo be the black xxl craka breaker edition

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>It's your responsibility to teach your child that masturbation is the immature, empty pursuit of pleasure for its own sake that leads to single-motherhood and a life of loneliness and depression

mothers use to have their sons circumcised to prevent masturbation.
No toy for you, good boys sleep with their hands above the sheets.

pic related is what women would lock onto their sons penis to punish erections and deter masturbation.

>These days

That's cute

My eyes feel very dry

Op doesn't get off thinking about boys.. only little girls.

Opened the article, noticed this:
>When young people aren’t encouraged to think of masturbation as a normal, healthy thing to do, they look for sexual gratification elsewhere – usually at the hands or genitals of another inexperienced person. Their first time is uncomfortable and disappointing, and they’re set up to accept that this is just what sex is like.
Literally suggesting young people should all get fucked by older, more experienced people.

Also, this is all written by some old roastie who doesn't understand kids now have the internet:
>My shaky attempts at masturbation were dismal enough to put me off any self-love sessions for years. I hadn’t been taught about the clitoris, I didn’t have any understanding of how the vagina worked, and I thought thrusting my fingers in and out would be enough to leave me writhing in pleasure. It was not.

I see all dildos for Susie. Where are the sex dolls for Johnny?

>honorary Norbot

what the fuck is that? doesnt show up on reverse

He's implying that it wouldn't make a difference if you gave sexual deviants what they want. They'll keep on escalating it because they're bored.

It's a stone-age dildo carved from an antler

Make sure to buy your daughters 18" x 6" horse dildos as practice.

like a dog's collar for bad little pupies...
auch...
sickening what kelogs did to you people back then and the world

it's suggesting they should masturbate instead (which is also fucking stupid, I seriously doubt any teenager has ever thought "well it's bad to masturbate but I'm horny so I'll get laid when otherwise I wouldn't have bothered")

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i thought it was bone
they made wooden dildoos too during the greeks and romans.

This CANNOT be real, someone tell me its a joke.

>it's for the kids

Think that's a depth scratch?

ooh shit!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
tweet that answer onthere lol

I got that, but it's retarded. It's still putting down the idea of two inexperienced people sharing their first time, or even sex between two relatively inexperienced people.

The guy on the right tried to warn us.

It is, 100%. This is a dumb meme

Presumably the Icelandic Phallological Museum

Kek this is the first thing I thought of as well when I saw it.

>notice all the toys in the image are for women, or fags I guess
Really makes u think

You mean like how you pretend that successful capitalism doesn't exist?

Has anybody in history ever actually wanted their parents to give them sex toys? Imagine sitting through the conversation about how to use a “vibrating bullet”...

It all began with pokemon and tomagachi toys.

Goddamnit we got long conned.

>but is capable of giving them a great sexual experience on their own, without anyone else’s involvement.
Um.. Aren't parents getting involved by buying these kids a masturbation sleeve (whatever the fuck that is) and a bullet?

What did your parents do to you?

parents should not be involved that is called insest, this woman probably doesn't even have children

young girls should be able to buy vibrators from vending machines in public restrooms

They never keep it behind closed doors you dumb fag. Has the last decade taught you nothing?

Make sure you get black dildos for your daughter so her vagina is conditioned to be racially inclusive

But the article is true. Preteens and teens masturbate. Why is this so shocking?

Why does Sup Forums think progressivism started in 2011?

It did get worse under Obama.

Really began in the 1900's tho.

You'll be tortured and hanged on the day of the rope

Why are these woman into pedophilia?

that's like every incest porn video...
>omg! sorry!
>mom! why didn't you knock?
>why are you still doing it?
>it feels good...
>you're doing it wrong, let me show you...
BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW

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What is it with childless women promoting pedophilia?

looks dangerous desu, a splinter could cause internal bleeding, which in those times could mean death..

Men getting redpilled so now women are preying on kids who are innocent and know nothing about cock carousel and stretched pussies, and herpes.

Big breast One-san gave me a boobjob.

>11 year old girl comes home form school to find her dad sitting in the kitchen holding a dildo
>'lets learn how to use this'

Is this why that shota porn thing has been one the rise?

You didn't answer the question.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY?
GOD FORBID CHILDREN FIGURE SHIT OUT ON THEIR OWN.

Funny how the ones that like and shared this all look like muslims. I wonder why.

Prolly.

I notice many more porn stars fuck lankey boyish male porn actors. Go back to the 90's and all the male actors were either muscle manly or manly in the ron jeremy fat way.

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>pinch me
I mean, I could punch you?
Given the flag and all ;)

It is. The harm principle is fucking retarded.

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"Haha stupid religous bigots! Giving gay folks the right to marry wont change anything, there is no slippery slope, stop being so paranoid XD"

When my dad tried to talk to me about sex it was awkward. He stumbled through it and I rolled my eyes.
When my mom tried to talk to me about sex it was fucking creepy. She went into great detail (she was a bit drunk too).
In both cases all the info was not something I wanted to hear from my parents. In the end I learned everything pleasure wise from myself and a bit of "hmmm I wonder if this will feel good" sometimes the answer was "no." Bit I never stuck my dick in a blender because I am not a fucking retard.

The irony in your comment is that the Nazi's ideals are more in your best interest than the people teaching you to punch Nazis.

The only thing left is having parents fuck their children to relieve sexual tension

Pussy lips caught in electric beater paddles.
Happens all the time.

GAS

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