PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT ON YELLOW AND RIGHT ON YELLOW

PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT ON YELLOW AND RIGHT ON YELLOW
NOT YOUR FUCKING RIGHT FOOT YOUR RIGHT HAND MOTHERFUCKER
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
*gets early retirement*

>I-I'm sorry sir I'm colorblind

>implying he wouldn't be the annual hero if the perp were black or jewish

PUT YOUR HAND UP!
>puts hands up
BLAMBLAMBLAM

ON THE GROUND NOW
>lie on the ground
I DIDNT SAY POLICE FIRST
*blam*

>ak variant
must be spetsnaz

*still alive*
I SAID LIE ON THE GROUND NOT CRY ON IT
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

Kek

why do I keep hearing the voices from swat 4

...

nice trips

BANG BANG BANG

roll

I take a big shit now

roll 2

>stumble backwards , and feet land on yellow/red

>blamblamblam

>NO DON'T PUT YOUR ARM ON GREEN

>gets noobtubed by a m203

*officer laughs
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

>*gets early retirement*

That's not how you spell "paid vacation".

How does somebody shuffle forward on his knees after he has already crossed his legs behind him??

what are you gonna do???? fucking noob tube me???

Oh boy.

rollang

This.

He gets to go out to kill again.

gay meme

Let's do it.