Brit/pol/: Tripcunt Apocalypse Edition

>Britons will feel pride in 2018, says Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42523607

>Call for tech giants to face taxes over extremist content
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42526271

>SIR Nicholas William Peter Clegg
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/new-year-honours-lists-highlights-who-nick-clegg-knighthoods-ringo-starr-barry-gibb-community-heroes-a8133821.html

>Arts chiefs warn of the threat to Britain’s creative reputation amid fears of a hard Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/31/brexit-threat-to-arts

>Storm Dylan set to disrupt New Year's Eve travel across Britain
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/30/storm-dylan-set-to-disrupt-new-years-eve-travel-across-britain

STOP the Tripfag menace.
Filter and Ignore TODAY.

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You people are obsessed with tripfags.

>they open themselves up to endless abuse and can leave a long post history on 4plebs that can be used against them at any point.

They bring it upon themselves.

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>filter and ignore today
>at least 50% of user posts are mentioning how trips ruin the threads constantly
when will they learn we run this board

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son:
and to the Holy Ghost;
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be:
War without end. Amen.

Very good.

Just fucking ignore them you autist. If you didn't all screech about them and make threads about them they wouldn't keep coming here. Starve them out.

Any of you guys like MMA/UFC?

>we
Know your role bitchboy, you dropped your "I'm a virgin" trip and turned into a soulless trip and all you do is complain about everyone everyday and you wonder why your life is so shit.

Let's see how far he can go without showering Pubes with (you)s. Let us see.

Just calisthenics and chi gong like a good martial artist should. Plus some free weight stuff.

Unless youre doing MeMeA ofc...

POST BEST JUNGLE TRACKS!!!!

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Show us your kamehameha lad

theres 1 post already dedicated to me

p*be does, ask him about when he learned judo when he was 12 to prevent himself getting bullied like he does on this board still

>Britons will feel pride in 2018, says Theresa May

What did she mean by this?

Latest reminder that Tory MP user posted on here in the wee early hours.

Oh, and I see you have kindly spoiled me there with a (you). Thanken you. First of many I trust.

Let's try putting some Sup Forums back into Brit/pol/.
How long can the May government hold out?
Till the end of the year?
If they have to call an election, do Labour even stand the smallest chance of winning?
Would it help or hinder Labour's chances for them to come out and say they would ignore the EU referendum and stay in the EU?

>implying
this nigga tries to play the gangster but he aint never rolled strapped

pussy

No but on a level, every cunt had atleast a chib on him here and you're talking martial arts for self defence, I started doing ma and I do ma because I like to fight not for self defence.

You know, thats the 3rd time you've used that lame arse joke to me. Its almost like you dont know anything about MA... Pube being a larping pos again? Say it ain't so...

when was the last time you had a fight?

i reckon i could beat you up in a fight

>likes to fight
Didn't show up to the boatyard. Unbelievable amounts of coping

Or when he did muay thai, cos watching the wai khru gave him a boner...

Also, just up the road from me, Stephen Searle, a UKIP councillor who represented Stowmarket South at Suffolk County Council, and stood for election as an MP in May has disgraced himself by...er... probablly murdering his wife
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/stowmarket-murder-suspect-can-be-detained-for-further-24-hours-1-5338676

why would they have to call an election ?

nige really was the whole party

I am not joking, show us some sort of energy wave you hippie fuck.

Just from that post I can tell that you couldn't you untrained casual.

I did and what you should be asking is why I didn't fight and the answer to your question would be because WN didn't show up.

>imagine being so weak that you do everything the anonymongs tell you just because you want one friend
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L M A O

Meanwhile, at Ipswich hospital, brave firefighters have been locked in a 6 hour struggle to remove a sex ring from a man's knob
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/firefighters-remove-ring-from-man-s-genitals-at-ipswich-hospital-1-5338821

Another Brit/pol/ thread devolves into tripcuntery vs countertripcuntery. These spackers should just be fucking banned, they ruin the place.

Wew p*be still trying to cope about the boatyard. WN really did a number on him so much that he's dropped his trip.

I'm trying to raise the bar a bit

No confidence?

>sex ring

Maybe it was a normal finger ring and the organ became all snarled up in the setting.

>he says after reporting Preuße all night because he got bullied by the superior German being
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How about all of you who hate tripcunts just ignore them or filter them out and let's have some discussion

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>Brit/pol/ has descended into a bunch of tripnonces and namefags being internet tough guys

The absolute fucking STATE

Is this how some pricks make up for feeling shitty over Christmas?

Did nibbler turn up to the boatyard?

Be quiet you homosexual Paki.

I'm gonna go train some MA soon anways you sperg fucks ban me

Yes absolute legendary scenes occurred. As you can see p*be is still coping to this day

How old are you user? Reckon you could have your own dad in a fight?

come on then

BALMAHA BOATYARD ROYAL RUMBLE 2018

It's just my presence, it intimidated most people off of Sup Forums and the ones that stay were forced to larp to fit in or be recognised as the bitchboys they are, now you can see as to why lil c and wn are having such a hard time and why all the other trips are pretty much gone.

In fried chicken shop cos it's the only one open and they tried to Jew me by £1
Start fight immediately or waut until I've had my chicken & chips?

>Oh n-no I've been r-reported. Must be Caesar!!!
Being this obsessed when I wasn't even on this board yesterday evening lmfao. Absolute cope

then come bitchboy

ill give you a royal rumble so to speak

In a chicken shop? Are you of negroid heritage?

Caesar and WN really did destroy what was left of Prube's fragile mind.

just leave it

can the tripfags just fuck off somewhere else or have one big free for all to the death in some carpark please

*right jab*

*right jab*

*left hand distance controlling jon jones eye poke*

>lay on a hospital bed
>cock is swollen to the size of a cassava
>one fireman presses down on you with his knees
>another furiously tugs on your cock, his face purple with the strain
>you scream in agony
>it doesn't work
>the fireman lets got of your cock
>he takes out a big orange Stihl disc-cutter and yanks the starter cord
>the engine revs and he proceeds to cut at the cock ring
>the noise is deafening
>your cock is vibrating like a ps4 controller
>white hot sparks fly out, scorching your bollocks and arsehole
>the smell of burning metal, pubes and flesh overwhelms you
>you scream
>the firemen scream
>the nurse faints
>how did this happen?

get boss man to sort you ouy, maybr a an of drink ot sn srrcyts einh

He's been dead for three years.
I'm 55

Thinking of joining a cricket club,
How on earth do i join one?

that doesn't necessarily answer his question

search for a local cricket club online

follow instructions to join on their website

Is Mosley actually living as Jayda Fransen?

Mosley was a spy
prove me wrong

Mate of a mate worked in ER, they regularly had people in who'd "fallen on" common household stuff and got it stuck up their starfish. Objets d'arse they used to call them. He said to get them out theyd sometimes have to dilate the guys sphincter, then pour in some shit like plaster of paris, plus forceps. When it set they'd pull it out like an ice lolly... Hopefully without sprinkles or crushed nuts.

the pakis at the morleys near me are the fucking worst at always trying to jew you out of change

Joe likes Mosley though, referred to him as "Uncle Mosley" once.

Load of bollox

Named after joe's other uncles, all notorious spies

>HURR LOOK AM SO TOUGH AM SO INTIMIDATING NAH MEAN NAH MEAN NAH MEAN

Are you a literal nigger?

I tell no lies. It may have been in his older videos that are gone. Is there an archive or something?

everyone is a spy according to joe

Mosley a fucking idiot

Not true. Tyndall, Daft Nick and Dr David Duke (needs to disassociate himself from hopenothate spy Mark Collett) are not working for the security services.

Wrong.

Our Brothers need us. 2018 Calls us.

I hear he was once shown the pavement.

Things just turned into a good food fight. They tried to chase me but I stamped my foot and they all ran the other way back to their shop sharting
Fucking chicken fuckers had bummed them chickens anyway. Now they are wearing them.
£1 wasn't the point- it was not an accident. A horrible old Pakistani that shouldn't be here anyway tried to steal from me
I'm totally sober just couldn't be arsed cooking.
On the down side all I got for £4:80 was a can of Pepsi
At least I haven't got gross slimy chicken in my hair like those iqubals
I fucking hate them
Don't they see europes going to flare up into the war because I'm not living with these cunts and no self respecting person would

they tried to chase you out the shop?

mate you fuckin racist
glad you got robbed
they're probably just english blokes with darker skin, and you probably can't even count your change

reminder that Mosley and his blackshirts were right. Anyone who disagrees is likely a Tory shill.

>lying
See Bans for this shit always last 3 days and the night I got banned it was just me and you.

>he did it again
s t a t e

I was trying to get you to fight me and you were making every excuse you could, then you started reporting me. Ofcourse it was you, you've done it before, you do it everytime I >> you that's why I'm getting blocked from posting now.

Heh guys if Richard Cousins was into incest he would be Richard Fucks His Cousins hehe

How many joe reaction pics do you have in your joe folder joeposter?
What do you think joe would think of you if he knew that you spent many an evening on brit/pol/ ironically posting quotes and pictures of him? I know what he'd think. Ill wager he'd think you were bullying him and infering that he might be an unsavoury scouse with an unhealthy fixation on espionage. He might have seen this and got really upset by it. He probably doesnt understand it and it keeps him up at night worrying him.

>l-l-lying
absolute cope from this poor mentalist

not funnie

>not Dick McCousins

user...

daniel craig is a brilliant james bond
handsome fuck

casino royale is a fantastic film

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Just watched Spectre
Bond would definitely have voted for brexit

I'd be pretty sad if Idris Elba was Bond.
Not the end of the world but still.

Who would you choose for the next bond?

A handful. I imagine he would think me immensely daft. Joe has been here before you know?

i think the best we can hope for is a male james bond

Not seen the film, but in the book one of the baddies makes bond sit naked on a chair with a hole cut in the seat. Then hammers his sack with a tennis racket. That scene make the movie?

remove watermelon

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yeah. i don't think he uses a tennis racket though. he uses a big rope with a huge knot at the end. swang that shit right into his bollocks

yeah not sure if it was a tennis racket or a towel whipped

Jason statham. Or whatshisface who was Ajax in Deadpool

Why tell everyone how far gone you are? Atleast put a little more effort into it.

I get that your whole tactic at first was to say anything I do is a lie but now that even when I say something along the lines of bans last for 3 days for most shit which everyone who's not a newfag knows and it is undeniably true and you say it's lies you just undermine yourself.

Step it up, if this is going to be the only thing you have in your life atleast make sure you don't fail at this too.