Job census Sup Forums edition

I'll start

SMT operator, soon to be a technician

Controls engineer.

Very small company, can do whatever the fuck we want. Living the good life.

Well fuck you I have to stack shit at Lidl

Sheriff in Washington state.

At least you don't have to work in the post office

Kill me

Web dev, coop

Software engineer for a company making computer vision based quality gauges

Basically a buttload of custom-made cameras plus a cabinette like in

CPA

Rich White Guy.

Soon to be richer

welfare NEET

Anaesthesiologist

what is this and what does it do

Security Engineer.

1st Lieutenant in the Army

It's okay. Just doing my job.

Copywriter

working in a small (30 people) production house in the suburbs, in a beautiful house with a garden and some dogs always running around. I'm super comfy.

I run the simulation;

...

Electronics of any kind you can imagine, from car modules to motherboards to graphic cards, etc, it populates a pcb with smt electronics

Retail

I have no idea what the machine does, that image was straight from google. I design and program machines just like this.

My company mostly makes automation for the medical industry in the Midwest.

Engineering Physics major, soon moving on to graduate studies.

Yes Goy, please give us your info.

repo man in Toronto.

I take back Pajeet and Muhammad's new car after they get jewed into a lease or payment plan they can't keep up to.

My job is what made me racist.

fpbp

IT business systems analyst

DNC shill. Mostly post slide threads and provide disinfo anytime anyone mentions pizza, the Clintons, or L. Lynch

Lawyer

I am Donald Trump Junior.

God bless you good man

No, silly leaf. The truth made you racist.

I’m an orderly in a mental institute for violent teenagers. I get to fuck people up occasionally. I’ve fucked up many niggers in my profession. Feels good.

Looks nice
Can you keep the "not usable" parts?

collecting personal data on mongolian basket-weaving pictureboards.

>believing anything posted on the chans
Wewlad

Overcast days of grey people wandering in madness at the death of their own souls

Former CNC machinist, current accountant

Part time, riding in a truck for an hour between where boxes come from, and where they go. Then six hours moving boxes from pallets to shelves. Then an hour back.
Pretty soon I might be put in charge of ordering boxes. So that'll be exciting.

Credit analyst
>tfw my job is turning down loans for retarded blacks and their hilariously bad business schemes
I have some good stories if anyone is interested

business intelligence analyst

Drop em

Lets hear

Do tell. I wanna hear about retarded nigger business schemes

>1st Lieutenant in the Army
Thank you! You certainly are appreciated!

>Pipefitter. Plumber. Round-metal-tube expert.

CNC Programmer. I write code so metalworking machinery can make precision components for airplanes and various medical devices and certain defense industry products.

t: my "office"

>PhD in Mathematics
>any job I want
>300k /yr starting

Which county? I'm in Marysville

>I have some good stories if anyone is interested
Please do

Give us your best story

I wanna hear some of them

King county.

Yo dawg I just need $1000 and I can grow some bomb ass herb only need $2000 and shit will be off the fuggin chaine naw mean mang? So waddup u got me or what senpai? You do dis and we gonn be kangz for real all I need is $3000

Debt collector. 42k a year.

Off chasing mr goldsteins debt huh? What a fucking loser faggot

No.

Nice. Is it true what they say about the Kenmore PD, that its the dumping ground for the KCSO's rookie and "troublesome" deputies the main KCSO would rather not have to deal with?

Keep telling yourself that

Since you work with SMT stuff, I have a story. A guy in Hungary stole reels of circuits from a factory, and renovated his house with the money he got from selling the reels. Oddly it was not the company who found that someone steals their stuff, but the tax agency when they investigated how did the guy get that much money.

How big is your shop?

"Get my shekels back, goy!"

Dataminer
Will be pouring through the archive later and tracking you down and getting you all fired.
Retards

Guys I need to declare a college major soon

My 5 options are:
Accounting (boring but good money)
Civil Engineering (I suck at math though)
History (cant get job but maybe teaching wouldnt suck too bad)
Music (I like music)
French (I know the language pretty well but it's pretty useless)

What should I pick? Debt isn't too much of a concern, I have only $10k

Forgot to take off the Larpflag

That is sad, I know of noone who does or did this here

Its the tool room dep't so just a large room in a huge building with 100s working on the main floor. Right now I just have one CNC mill, 2 manual mills with DROs and 2 manual lathes. I only have to split the 20x30' room with my supervisor so its pretty laid back in there

Do you actually program or just add tool paths to existing models?

post doctoral researcher, NASA.

By write code, you mean you open the CAM software and click "run", right?

All boring
Start your own business

Which site? Ames?

Salesfag

Software developer at a real estate company.

Keep being jealous.

Haha hows macys you pathetic low life faggot?

Don't listen to this madman get a good job kid

Yea chasing down jew debt for dogshit salary. Youre a poorfag desu senpai.

Literally faggot jew work.

>nigger comes in with a proposition for a business he needs a loan for
>surprisingly has managed to put on a suit for the meeting
>sit down with him
>he hands me his "business plan"
>its written on wide margin notebook paper like the kind kids in elementary school use
>its lyrics for a rap
>I look up at him and hes smiling
>asks me if that isn't the dopest shit ive ever seen
>its not even good
>tells me he need a loan for a music video with million dollar cars and shit
>he is convinced that if he gets it made he will get signed and become the next big thing
>wants $50,000 for a fucking music video
>I have to do everything possible to keep from laughing
>tell him it has potential and that ill go show it to my boss
>boss is a good guy and we both crack the fuck up for 5 mins out of the nigger sight
>need to go back with a straight face and tell him that while his idea certainly has potential we were not able to help him at this time
>as hes walking out he mumbles some shit about racism

I sell internet

$20-25/hour and I don't live in California

Could be worse

Says the accountant BAHAHA

Astrobiology,
Blue Marble Space Institute of Science

I draw it up from scratch, this company is too backwards and niggerish to bother with 3D models so I have to CAM it all up from a blueprint

Shop assistant with a STEM degree 2bh

Accounting

Your jealousy is consuming you. Get help.

Pays over 6 figures sweety.

Yeah and you'll be doing it for the rest of your life. I pity you.

high school dropout, NEET, 20 years of experience

Guess again, no I have to draw it all up first from a print and then add my toolpaths and then backplot it into an NC file and then go in and edit that since the CAM throws in a lot of nonsense that makes the Okuma mill alarm out.

Physicist.

Nice

You've described a rank, not really a job.

"soldier" is pretty damn vague in the modern army.

>t. Faggot who is projecting

Didnt you tell him that becoming a rap star through honest means is not cool? Why didnt you suggest that he should stick with drug dealing like every other great rapper.

Also: moar stories!!!!!

Software developer at a RADAR company.

Sort of. Kenmore has a really nice station, and lots of new gear and vehicles. I feel that Everett is more of the dump spot.

>Astrobiology
Fascinating! What exactly do you guys do? Is it prediction of life from chemical data?

Yeah its cool and it isn't all at once, most shops draw toolpaths from 3D models they already had in Solidworks, which also will print you dimensioned blueprints which saves time but doesn't guarantee someone ahead of you drew something fucked up or impossible

>2018
>still thinks space is real
>still thinks his pea brain would even be able to comprehend it

3PL

Kek