The Dragonslayer

>you walk into your bedroom and see the 400 pound dragonslayer leaning against your wall. What do you do?

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Chop off OP's head.

Simple.

Try to move this stupid useless lump of steel the fuck away, cut myself all over it, bleed out and then die like a retard.

cum on it desu

you're not /fit/ enough to pick it up

>That dirty ass wall
Who the hell think that's a good aesthetic?
Even slavs prison cells looks more livable.

well it's cobbled together from crumbled buildings.

Hire a construction company to rip off my roof and then use the crane hand to pick up the sword and fling it to the air as hard as the crane can, hopefully landing somewhere funny.

I meant that the owner of the building should paint over it so dirt would be far more visible and he can make the place more cleaner.

how many actual men would it take to pick up the sword, Sup Forums?

hope my cat doesnt fuck with it

Yeah, it would look better if it was more modern looking.
t. American

181 kg, fuck you I am not bodydebilder.

your cat can budge 400 pound swords?

2 /fit/, maybe 4 normal people

Just me
In 3 month that is.

something like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=3IKP8pLr8Wg

You underestimate the ability of cats to completely fuck everything up.

bottomlel

Use it to cut butter

Use it as a coffee table.

...

It was too big to be a sword

Pull it into the ground just to grief the owner.

>use it as a coffee table
>chop your leg off while putting it in
>"well, I have two legs for a reason"
>move around carelessly
>chop your another leg off accidentally
>"oh whoops, well there it goes again I guess"
>start getting disability bux and live like a king

Sell it and buy a katana.

Ask myself how many lances, bolts, and spears could have been made with 400 lbs of metal and how much more effective they would be for slaying a dragon.

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400 lbs of metal is vastly more effective though.
Especially when used as a custom ballista projectile.

watch it Clang as it slides down the wall

>in 3 months

>random people come over and they see a fucking giant hunk of iron laying in the middle of the stairs

reminds me in the new berserk game when serpico is looking for something to cook on since he wants to prepare a meal for everyone and Guts just tells him to use dragonslayer as a fucking cooking iron.

He kills humans and beasts with it, and then wants to put FOOD on it.

Same.

HOLY SHIT, THAT GRANDFATHER CLOCK JUST CLANGED

Not when used as a sword, but I like the idea of a ballista projectile. Any lances, bolts, or spears that slip through the scales will stay there and cause all kinds of internal bleeding.

t. farnese

how big and tall would a man have to be to actually fucking pick this thing up like a normal sword?

That's not how it works. No matter how sharp it is (and it's probably dull), it's too fat to produce any noteworthy cuts.

Considering normal swords are like 0.5% of it's weight?
If you weighed several tons you could swing it around without losing the ground underneath your feet. But if you were just a ball of fat and muscle, you wouldn't be an effective fighter. You'd be a ball.
If you were a very large man, something like 20 meters tall, you'd want a larger weapon, and the Dragonslayer wouldn't be a very effective tool.
But let's say you have roughly human proportions, except for your feet, which are both 1 meter long, and your body were so dense that your weight was several tons despite your small size. And let's say you could easily lift your own weight. Then it'd be the perfect weapon for you.
Except for the grip, which is probably going to snap when you hack at the enemy.

fucking hell

even your pace won't be enough to train your arm sufficiently in such short time

Sell it to some local weeaboo with the condition that they come to pick it up.

>weeaboo
>picking it up

PFJAHHAHAHAHA

Just me and an engine hoist

>What do you do?
Obviously. I wish I was a girl...

is that real?

If he washes it beforehand then there's no problem.

Read the fucking manga.

>game
He said in the manga that he's used it as a frying pan.
It's canon.

Call pic related to take it out

that hunk of iron has now had
food
pussy juice
demon blood
human blood
guts from beings of all kind
and otherworldly essence goop

all over it.

How can he swing that thing knowing that ALL OF THAT has been on there?

DRAGONSLAYER? MORE LIKE PUSSYSLAYER!

I doubt he's going to real Berserk for the answer to a simple yes or no question.

Your toilet seat have more than that and you still park your ass on it, user.