>it was night
>i see at least 10 congoid looking baboon nightpeople of assorted age lined up outside the gas station
>the second i pull up to the pump, 3 of them rush my car
>roll up windows
>they literally take out bags of crack and heroin and start tapping on my window like i'm at a drive thru
>step outside
>"yo nigga bix nood got the fire ooga booga dasheez bougie"
>tell him no thanks
>he walks back
>next guy "ayy nigga woop doop basketball lemme get a square nigga ooga booga"
>as i try to decipher what this moon cricket is saying, i see the first nigger take out a crack pipe and start lighting it up
>give up on trying to understand the nig i was talking to, tell him i can't help him
>go into the store
>theres bulletproof glass everywhere
>no cashier
>ten jungle monkeys in a circle rapping to music
>walk out
>go back to my car
>as im literally pulling out of the gas station a nig runs up and says AY U POPO?
>i tell him no
>he takes out a bag of weed
>i drive onto the main road
>hes still following me and trying to tap on my window
>i hit the intersection
>hes still there waving a bag of weed around
>i accelerate to 30 mph
>i shit you not the ape starts running after me flailing his arms with that bag of weed
>eventually he stops
>i look in the rear view
>i visibly see him go sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiit
Stories/experiences from the ghetto
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This will become more and more common as food stamps are cut off, but stay strong like this user, they denied it, fought it, and are now trying to bargain drugs for it. Eventually they will accept it and get back to work.
Extremely mundane story but you made it seem kinda interesting.
>Eventually they will accept it and get back to work.
i think you underestimate just how fucking far they will go to not work. living in the hood was the worst part of my life. i went in thinking "they can't all be as bad as everyone says." left there saying "fuck these niggers." yes, i'm white.
>be east arkansan
>be driving with my retired cop uncle
>be in memphis at night
>uh_oh_need_gas.jpg
>both me and my uncle CCW
>start pumping gas
>approached by 2 nigs
>trying to hand me homemade CDR of their mad beatz
>no_thanks.mp3
>then tries to sell us stolen DVDs
>no_thanks.mp3
>then begs for money
>sorry_can't_help_you.mp3
>finish fueling
>drive off
not too exciting --- meh
Had a dude run up to me and ask me for a dollar, I handed it to him and he pulled out a wad of cash and added my dollar to his rubber band. I never give money to homeless anymore
Also had a old lady ask for my change once. I told her no, and she said well do you got 20 bucks. Walked away laughing.
>night
>stop near crowd of niggers
>not realizing that you are probably sixth sense tier and are actually already dead from terminal stupidity but don’t know it
>Surrounded by nigs tapping on window
>Step outside
Shit that did not happen
I had one pavement ape actually ask me for a ride in my brand new car "gudda git downta mufighh dib da do buildin, down thurr ya know" when I told him I wasn't giving him money
Sure Tyrone, hop right in and I'll chauffeur you to the local project where you, daquaan and jamal can shoot me in the head and take my car, what a wonderful idea!
I assume some white cucks must actually be stupid enough to fall for this shit otherwise niggers wouldnt try such ridiculous schemes?
> be me
> be in public setting
> see male of african decsent
> call cops immedietly
> they shoot him
Close call
the first 48 is all i need.
>lemme get a square
>square
Ah, Chicago. Story checks out
I unironically called the cops (non emergency line) on two niggers just for publicly shuckin’ and jivin’ in the parking lot of a local strip mall in my white suburb.
They came right away and the niggers left after being questioned
No joke.
>non emergency line + “suspicious persons” is like a secret nigger eliminating ray gun
One time I saw tgis video of some african tribesmen walk up to some lions and take meat from thier fresh kill and the lions ran because of the confidence, but they came back after realizing they had been fooled butthen they realized they aint gonna catch those niggas there to damn fast so fug it
>12 am
>getting my weekly taco bell burrito
>see man standing around the corner looking at me
>get my food and start driving
>"hey man lemme talk to you"
>out of instanct say, "fuck you"
>drive home quite normally
i gotta remember that one. thanks for the tip.
you mean to mugging people
next time you wont get away from a group of nogs at night
this ALWAYS happens with such people when poverty hits them - they resort to more violent crime and its not just a nigger thing, same in goes on latin america
>eating tacobell
>talking with random niggers
two close calls in one night
Jesus Christ, Russian roulette with two trigger pulls.
Based anons think alike
i live life dangerously
That's what I was thinking. This guy pulled into a gas station that was filled with bulletproof glass and niggers smoking crack in the parking lot, and he just gets out and interacts with them.
He's not gonna live much longer. Though he has to be black himself to pull that shit and not be killed. Any white person would have been murdered.
>3 o'clock in the morning.
>Looked out the window, and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner.
>Baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there.
>Open the window a little bit.
>Yell, "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?"
>Hood Baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"
>be me
>Riding motorcycle home
>Need to fill up for gas
>Stops at local Shell station in "nice" area of town,
All other gas stations are garbage nigger infested cesspools
>Pull up to pump
>From the corner of my eye I See a Shadow move.
>Think nothing of it and proceeded to fill my tank.
>Just then I felt a crack on the back of my head fucking nigger hit me with a mini baseball bat.
>Luckily I was wearing my helmet but I fell to the ground
>Urban primate attempts to steal my bike
> TFW he couldn't start it because the fuel switch was turned off
>TFW I was finally able to pull out my firearm and make a citizen's arrest
>junior at state uni in Deep South (city is something like 50% niggers, 30% hwites, 15% spics, 5% other)
>major niggerball game on campus
>local niggers don't actually like state uni team
>walking from union to on-campus apt 30 mins before kickoff
>look down at phone for a sec
>look up, six niggers surrounding me in the parking lot
>tense second of staredown
>AYY BRUH GIVEM A MIXTAPE
>one nigger gives me a CD with jibberish scribbled on it
>niggers disperse without a word
haha i did the same here i just said it looked like they were doing graffiti can't have nigs in my neighborhood
Dave Chapelle!
:D
lost
>It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G. is on the streets, trying to consume some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just rollin' in my ride, chillin all alone
>Just hit the eatside of the L.B.C. on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
>Seen a car full of skirts ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 213 so I hooks a left on the 21 to Lewis.
>Some brothas shootin dice so I said "let's do this". I jumped out the ride, and said "what's up?" Some brothas pulled some gats so I said "I'm stuck"
>Since these girls peepin me I'ma glide and swerve, these hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb.
>Gonna think of better things than some horny tricks. I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix: I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they're taking Warren's wealth
They took my rings, they took my rolex, I looked at the brothas and said "damn, what's next?"
>They got my homey hemmed up and they all around, ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound, I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown, I besta pull out my strap and lay them busters down...
I'd get arrested for racism and the cops fired for daring to question our new victimhood overlords, thanks jews
Reminds me of his monkey pussy rant
>They got guns to my head I think I'm going down, I can't believe this happened in my home town. If I had wings I would fly'd let me contemplate.
>I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nate
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
>Now they droppin and yellin It's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G. had to regulate
I laid all them busters down
>I let my gat explode, Now I'm switching my mind back into freak mode If you want skirts step back and observeI just left a gang of those over there on the curb
>Now Nate got the freaks and that's a known fact before I got jacked I was on the same track >Back up back up 'cause it's on N-A-T-E and me
The Warren to the G
>Just like I thought they were in the same spot, in need of some desperate help. The Nate Dogg and the G-child were in need of something else
>One of them dames was sexy as hell, I said "ooh I like your size"
She said "my car's broke down and you seem real nice, "
>"would you let me ride?"
>I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell,t he next stop is the east side motel.I'm tweaking onto a whole new level
>G-Funk
>On a whole new level
>The rythmn is the base and the base is the treble
>Chords
>Strings
>We brings
>Melody
>G-Funk
>Where rythmn is life
>And life is rythmn
I>f you know like I know, You don't want to step to this
>It's the G-Funk era
>Funked out with a gangster twist
>If you smoke like I smoke then you high like everyday and if your ass is a buster 213 will regulate.
If you go into a black neighborhood and run into a pack, you're dead. Shitty fake story.
>dasheez bougie
New meme?
REGULATORS!
...mount up
>Creepin' down the back street on these
>I got my glock cocked 'cause niggas want these
>Now soon as I said it, seems I got sweated
>By some nigga with a tech 9 tryin' to take mine
>Land at Atlanta airport on international flight
>Sitting outside of baggage claim waiting for my ride for about 2 minuets
> Nigress stumbles over and mumbles
> "my friend saz yoos people are racist and not to axe but i think yous not racist"
>Axe me for 37$
I say one word "NO".
> Sheboon starts yelling that i am racist and flailing her arms around
> Nigger cop see the whole thing happen
> Rolls down window axe me if I'm making problems for the young lady
Welcome to chocolate America 2017
I was a hood cop for 3 years. I've seen shit you can't even concieve.
Let's hear some stories then negroid
Sheeeit.
> Had a gun pulled on me by an 8 yr old.
> the first call i went on was a brother (relation) stabbing his brother over a piece of coon
> crack smoked to the point you be seein snakes an sheeit
> located a ho by the cherry red glow of her crack pipe ( ghetto rudolph the red nosed crack ho, it were a xmas miracle)
> watched a tranny named Hambone beat a pimp unconcious
I agree. My best friend lived in a nigger neighborhood and I visited him often. Then when he moved out, we rented a house together in another, slightly better, nigger neighborhood. Both were so damn stereotypical.
The first neighborhood was the ghetto to a T. I'd normally head to his house around 5PM and would sometimes have to wait around a bit on the front porch. You'd hear people screaming at each other all the time. I saw 2-3 couples fight in the apartment parking lot across the street on separate occasions. His next door neighbor was a literal traphouse and the guy who ran it would send his ~10 year old kid out to deliver shit to people.
The second neighborhood was still lower-income but also had some elderly white people and white rednecks as well. That didn't stop the niggers across the street from behaving exactly as you'd expact them to though. Multiple cars parked all over their front lawn, blasted shitty rap music all the time. My roommate was a line cook and came back home at like 2AM once to find that the niggers had gotten their car stuck in the shallow drainage ditch outside their house. He had to tell them to put it in neutral to get it out and then they immediately offered him pills at a cheaper price as a reward.
I also lived next to literal porch monkeys a few years ago in my city's downtown area. They would sit outside on the porch all damn day except for when they looted our trash cans for beer cans they could pawn off to buy more malt liquor.
Living anywhere near niggers is a plague. My current neighborhood is overwhelmingly white and it's beautiful. I accidentally left my garage door open for about a day and a half and nothing at all was missing.
> called to stop a robbery, enter house, nigga be cuttin the carpet out. Talk to complainant, who robbed you? " My son" where is he "right there cuttin put muh carpet, he done took my dialysis money"
> alright Lequavious put your hands behind your back. Nope lets fight.
> "why you be hurtin my boy, you rayciss"
>things that never happened
NZ has niggers now? What do they officially come to NZ for anyway, did the Maori need help slinging weed or something?
> saw an old alky drink gas straight from the pump
> caught a city councilman selling crack
>ordered by the chieffes of police to arrest the judge, and by the judge to arrest the chieffes
They are just like us
Always add something like, "I'm not 100% positive, but I think I saw a gun. Please be careful!"
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