Mystery

I was heading to work the morning the Norwegian spiral anomaly lit up the sky. I could see it come closer and it looked like it came up from behind the mountain. It stopped mid air and kept spiraling our from that point.

The official explanation was a failed rocket launch.
>On 10 December 2009, the Russian Ministry of Defence suggested an explanation, stating that a Bulava missile test had failed. According to a spokesman, "The missile's first two stages worked as normal, but there was a technical malfunction at the next third stage of the trajectory." Russian defence analyst Pavel Felgenhauer stated to AFP that "such lights and clouds appear from time to time when a missile fails in the upper layers of the atmosphere and have been reported before ... At least this failed test made some nice fireworks for the Norwegians." Prior to the Russian statement, Jonathan McDowell, an astrophysicist at the Harvard–Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, had already suggested that the unusual light display occurred when the missile's third stage nozzle was damaged, causing the exhaust to come out sideways and sending the missile into a spin.

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It was a drunk Russian ICBM. End of mystery.

If you dig into this topic you will discover the HAARP facility which is very close. The tail of the spiral leads straight to it.

Filmed close to red circle. Blue line is approx path.

You have to be legally retarded to believe a spiral that clean with that weird black void at the end is caused by a failed rocket launch. They don't really think much of us, do they?

EISCAT
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EISCAT

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What is it then Einstein? Performance art by the NWO?

Eat a dick kike

They're opening up portals is what it looks like.

This. Looks like all the other portals we’ve seen so many times before

>spiraling like that
>yea ok I could imagine a rocket engine firing the wrong way resulting in a one in a million chance perfect spiral rotation
>black hole portal opens up
>no way thats a cloud of smoke
>it grows exponentially
>the cone of "smoke" coming from the ground expands with it

They are really going to go ahead with blueballs arent they?

>What is it then Einstein? Performance art by the NWO?

what do you think blue beam is?

Why would anyone fuck around with shit like that?

You are right. Thats a visual representation of the inside of a shills head when he hears the verdict being handed down.

>be caveman
>invent wheel
>showing it off
>in the back of the crow is you
>caveman brainlet
>WHY WOULD ANYONE FUCK AROUND WITH SHIT LIKE THAT HYUK HYUK
kys

How many daemons made it to Earth when they broke the dimensional partition?

>stone wheel = dimensional rift

HYUK HYUK

6 gorillion

German mind control program. They can transmit sound/sensation directly to your brain, but visual transmissions have to be done with practical effects. The intent is to artificially activate remnants of bicamerality, however, it seems to be most effective in Africans, low IQ Arabs, and South Americans.

The US is making some rather tough and maneuverable interceptors to deal with the extreme Gs of changing direction in a trans-sonic intercept of ICBMs in the upper atmosphere.

This was probably a very spectacular failure.

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Follow the beam and it leads straight to Haarp. Facility very close and in exact direction.

>WE SHOULDN'T DO NEW STUFF, WE HAVE ENOUGH TECH ALREADY HURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRR PFTTTTTTTTT BRAP
you will not ascend to the singularity with the rest of us in 31 years

>We should tear apart the very fabric of the universe to satisfy our curiosity. Damn the consequences.

FLUBBRRRRTTTTTT

THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE THE DEATH STAR!

They probably freed Moloch from the dark dimension

>LEAVE THAT THERE FABRIC ALONE
>YOU AINT NOT GOING TO WRECK THE UNIVERSE
>IT AINT NOTHING BUT A THING, YOU WILL ANGER THE VOLCANO GOD I TELL YA WHAT

> thread about russia
> "b-bu th-the US makes.."
shut up, burgerlard
ALL that "you" "make" is overpriced garbage that and the only american things of worth, were probably engineered with german scientists right after WW2
for everything else, you're a regular mutt with hands growing out of your ass, so NO, nobody gives even a single fuck about some meme jingoist propaganda describing another shit meme like the F35, that the US "makes"
go win a war for once, you fat joke

t. meat suit with demon from dark dimension

Please, continue to strawman/ad hominem/tu quoque. It's really helping make your case.

I'm sure experimental dimensional rifts are entirely safe.

we evangelion now

>'m sure experimental dimensional rifts are entirely safe.
Thats why you experiment, until you make it safe, you retard
>HURR DURR ANYTHING DANGEROUS SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE UNTIL WE CAN MAGICALLY DO IT SAFELY
retard alert

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