How do I stop coming to this place?

How do I stop coming to this place?

Fix the world.

You're here forever.

this
you can check out any time you want but you can never leave. Welcome to the hotel Cali-Sup Forums

realise that you only come here fishing for (You)'s and the people that reply to you actually have nothing but disdain for you and the society they claim to care about

you can check out any time you want


but you can never leave.

Go to /lit/ and you will quickly learn how retarded Sup Forums has become

There is no cure other than once you've visited Sup Forums.
Scenario 2 may apply; get a job that doesn't require you to shit post here.

/lit/ is one of the worst board on Sup Forums

If you get lucky enough you'll be in a good enough mood to notice a certain amount of negativity on here, past your threshold, that makes you go
>alright, I've had enough of this
leading you to stay off here for a week, maybe two. That's how long I've been able to go without.

..Then you see a headline or read something that's totally retarded, and a shockwave gets sent to your brain that echoes
>what would Sup Forums think about this?
You're trapped, especially when you become self-aware of the situation. With all that is happening in the world, a place like Sup Forums is practically necessary. I hate it here, I think you're all feeding into your own negativity and yet I can't seem to tolerate any other way of living. Been here for years.

This, same with /his

EMP every major city and force Luddite totalitarianism across the Earth.

by dying

the ride never ends...

CYA

Get perma banned

Google Shia's "he will not divide us" cam event.
Cross pictures with the word Sup Forums and check for alt right mutts (pictures and videos).
Thats how Sup Forums looks like. Yes, you have been fooled. Its all a lie.

/lit/ is what Sup Forums used to be, so it fucking sucks.

>already have a good paying job
>already am alpha and have sex on many occasions
>still on Sup Forums
>dont have gf and dont want one

the text is good, but you dont have to stick to it to become happy, Sup Forums is good for killing time (at work) when you dont have much to do

Same. Imageboards are basically the antisocial man's facebook.

>confidence
>personality

O i am laffin

start blacked threads so you get b&, it's the only proven cure. do it now before it's too late.

BLYAT

>Go to /lit/
/lit/ is going down hill. /his/ is already Sup Forums tier with constant we wuz romans threads and haploposting. inb4 we WUZ romans n sheeeeit

This. I was expecting Gunters, all i saw was 15yo fat beta fags manlets weebos.

step one:
>you cant

Sup Forums has become insufferable with bootlicking, e-celebs, and slinging buzzterms in place of any discussion.

Why would you want to stop, lets no sugar coat it were all here because we know there is something wrong with the world and we have a deep seeded hatred for ourselves. We're pretty much therapy for each other

I just come to Sup Forums because it's dumb and funny, it really is just a waste of time, when you figure out stuff to do with your time you won't be sitting around on a computer so bored you come here

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

...

delete your meme folders, and every time you feel like fishing for yous, you're not gunna have memes and become discouraged, thus reducing your posting and eventually getting bored and probably reducing time spent in this unproductive shit hole