2 American tourists killed after drunkard sails them down with water scooter

Water scooters sailed in an area illegal for water scooters

4 years prison with playstation and hot cocoa.

How does this make americans feel?

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What in the fuck is a water scooter?

>mfw euros call their jet skis "water scooters"

>How does this make americans feel?
hungry?

Based drunken danes solving the AQ

Meh. The niggers here don't even serve a full year for straight up murdering someone.

u dont sail a ski dumb libshit.

tfw you dont have a scooty scooty water booty

I mean he killed two people which means he ought to be put to death twice but since communist Denmark doesn't dispense True Justice (tm) I think the best solution is to just take over Europe and put the 44% there so that we can make eurogoblino memes

why do you call them skis?

I have no idea what you’re saying. You actually need watercraft with sails on it, to be sailing. Sailing vessels are easily avoided, you just swim down. Your reference is written in Arabic, which Americans don’t read.
You could try to fuck up more than you did, but it would require an engineer and several days of planning.

Thought you got life sentences for smoking weed?

is like water skiing with an engine. front end ski, ass end engine.

What do you do on jet skis then?

It's a brand name like people calling adhesive strips band aids

That's indonesia my guy they killed those poor White Australians for it

I would guess it's because snowmobiles were called ski-doos and they look similar.

You do. But if your a nigger, you can shoot as many other niggers as you want, get convicted with all but 3 years suspended, out on good behavior inside of 1.

>water scooter

the absolute state of yuropoors

Band aids sounds like something you get if you're a groopie.

Waste time and money mostly.

Smart. Then you get niggers to rid you of other niggers.

You used to stand on them.

naw all boat operators are sailors. you do sail a boat with engines and no sails. but does not apply to jet skis .

Or manslaugther american tourists.

This is a jetski

This is a jetbike

Also, now you're on the subject. If was danish muslims. Not that it matters, because it's not rare that american tourists gets attacked by muslims here. They're extremely pissed about Israel and Trump travel ban.

Little of column a, little of column b.

my guess jet skis do the same tricks as water skiing , just no rope.

>Americans don't understand how a water scooter works
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>this coming from a dude whose national dessert dish sounds like your trying to hock a loogie just to pronounce it correctly

and yes im referring to rod grod med flode

Ah come on. You have to admit jetbike sounds dumber than jet scooter.

I mean scooter just indicates what it truely is, a water vehicle for queers.

its about the name ahmed

>They're extremely pissed about Israel and Trump travel ban.

just doing the lords work, nohr

>Euros are so used to seeing effeminate soyboys on mopeds in their cramped microvillages that they think "scooter" when they see a jet ski

That shit taste divine my friend.

Also
Rod = Red
Grod = Porridge
Med = with
Flode = Cream

The dishs name is basicly just all the recipies listed.

t. never impregnated a boy.

If getting killed by “water scooters” is the least of your worries...
...you’re living in paradise, my friend.

Florida bro here.
A nigger here just beat his step son to death in their nigger motel room, because the kid got up to get a cookie.

>mfw i go to the lake in yurostan

Regardless of where in the world you are, people who rides jet skis are still soy boys though.

And yet you still manange to take something so simple and fuck it up with a bastard name that makes anyone saying it sound like a retard with a congested throat.


Also this is why they call them jet skis, because originally there was no seat so you sort of stood up like you were skiing. Name just stuck eventually

usually see chadbro musclesex dudes with tribal tattoos on them in the states. usually a trashy trampstamped skankette and a trail of bud light in the wake.

Haha our news station published that today.

Most of the time when we get news about someone being murdered or shoot-ups, they're always american stories. They don't reveal that before you open the article, so danes always think there's a happening, until they click on the articles and finds out it's happening in America.

What can I say. A gay invention deserves a gay name.
Danes don't even use them, only muslims do.

I prefer snowmobiles myself

Do they call them snow scooters in Denmark?

>Water scooters

i keked

Only thing we ever hear about denmark ususally involves turkish immigrants or something with legos.

There was that recent article about the first flying tiger in america though

Tribal tattoos are for soy boys. Come to Denmark with that and the muslims would beat you up for defiling your body with ink.

... promise not to laugh

And yet alot of the turks have tattoos for some reason.

makes no sense
>tribal tattoos are for pussies, only people that have to fight hordes of mongrels we let into our once relevant country get those.

That doesn't surprise me.

>Flying Tiger
I know the jew who owns that chain. His name is Leonard.

>155294598

please tell me the britbongs call them snow bikes

lol, I had no idea you guys called them water scooters

Tribal tattoos has always and will always be for pussies regardless of where you are.

makes sense, store was in noo joisy. (First place most jews go outside of NYC)

I honestly always thought jet skis were skis with a nitro engine like in all james bond/ inspector gadget kind of movies.

Dont read this faggot posts...

Fuck off memeflag. Everyone hates you even more than they hate danes.

I can assure you the tribal tattoo/arm chain/barbwire in the states is predominantly a frat bro tier status symbol.

soyboys here get nintendo artwork or le sacred geometry garbage on their necks

Erm actually they are called personal watercraft

All tattoos are degenerate

...

NO, its either some sort of Owl, something with flowers or anchors

no one even thinks about Danes or Denmark desu

Im not so sure about this assertion

I have none, but chill out ahmed - it's just ink in skin.

no no, those are the insignia of the hipster bitch that is about to explain why neutral milk hotel is so innovative

The U.S. navy tried to develop a ski jet, a jet engine powered fighter that could take off and land on water, but the engines always blasted so much water into the air it would get sucked into the air intakes and snuff the engines.

its a small water jet system, far safer than a propeller, but big water jets can suck you into the intake and mince you.

>is like water skiing with an engine. front end ski, ass end engine.

lol no it's like a snowmobile asshole.

Fucking non-skiing nations.

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legitimately want to try one of these

water scooter

great idea sven, let's call it a watermobile

>how yuropoors end up naming things water scooter and mobile phone

>4 years prison with playstation
Fffffffuck, man. I guess it's not that bad, I think I have Parasite Eve 2 on my PStore but can't you like choose a laptop or something?

como se dice 'water ski' en espania? puto.

Esquí acuático

Post yfw "water scooter".

kek, point and shooty rooty tooty, someone post that thing, I know it's here somwhere.

in Florida we call those Wave runners

jet skis you stand up on

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that's the one, thanks user.

Idk makes me feel like I have to make fun of Denmark

Have you ever road a jet ski?

Massfag here. I don't think Florida is the best example for anything. Look up "Florida man" on Google or YouTube and see how many hilarious crimes are committed there

nice politics thread

That's what happens when you go to Eurabia. I don't really care.