Konosuba

No lewd this time, got it?

Reminder to ignore guro and rape posters.

What kind of pleasure is Megumin experiencing in this image?

Remember to rape Megumin.

it's ok to reply mindbreak, snuff, ntr and gyaru posters

explosive pleasure

Who else wants to BE Kazuma?

Let's ALL BULLY Yunyun, got it?

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Posting the classic that started it all!

NOT AGAIN

Let's take turns posting lewd Megumin in

>stranded in Australia

No thanks

Me but with a not so shitty team.

We all become Megumin clones.
Explosions and panic is everywhere.

My name is Aqua. I'm over a million years old and I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist. I'm hired by Kazuma to fulfill his fantasies. His deep dark fantasies.

Was going to be a movie star you know with modelling and acting. After a hundred thousand years and small parts. You know I decided I had enough and I went into heaven. I just decided I had enough and went full Goddess. I changed my whole entire house into a dungeon. Um dungeon master. There's a full dungeon in my house and uuh it's gone really well.

Resurrection is 300 bucks and usually the guys are pretty much decapitated. You know I got these long magical sleeves that goes almost to my armpit. And then I put on the surgical latex gloves. Up to ..uh. and just lube it up and uh it's a long process you know to get the whole head back on the body... but uuh it's an intense feeling for the other person. I think for myself too. Um you go in places that uuh you get all physical with your hands but for some reason it's also more emotional. It's more psychological too and we both reach the same afterlife it's really strange at the same time. Um and I found after a session I get really exhausted at the end. I don't know I feel kinda drunk because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of mortality for the first time and it's been harsh.... has a year passed already? I never thought about it.... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why.

THAT'S WRONG!

*'Komm, süsser Tod' starts playing*

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Holy shit what happened to Kazuma!?

Yunyun is for headpats and hugging and visiting her every day to talk to her.

He messed with the wrong Crimson Demon... heh...

Megumin is for
Getting in fights with her
Restraining her ability to use explosion magic
Teasing her when she can't cast an explosion and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from monsters even though you know she can handle herself
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Buying her a victory dinner where you feed her all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back when she can't move
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine, voluptuous girls
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during an explosion trip and having to huddle together with her under a tree
Holding her hand in the guildhall
Making her try on different cute capes and hats when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to still wear her old cape and hat with them on
Tracing your finger over her small petite body and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after she recovers all her mana and can move again
Introducing her to your party members
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together after she casts an extra large explosion to mark the occasion
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her small immobile body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to her limp body
Raising a new generation of chuunis with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that Megumin is for

Hey anons, Megumin here, what about that axis cult huh? Sounds pretty great, maybe we should all join. That goddess sounds like she deserves to be exalted.

This is Dust, say something nice about him

But that's Yamakaze.

Boy Next Door

and miscarriages

I recognize this pasta.

an anal pounding

user user...

>no response

MFW

Hai, user desu.

Maybe he lost a fight.

Only because I'm making a bowl full of eggs for her.

Please.

Am I the only one who's thinking Megumin wouldn't wear frills because they're too childish?

It's fine. They complement her body type.

Should Aqua be forced to prostrate herself while naked in front of Kazuma?

and paizuri

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Wiz is better for paizur.

headpats while fucking in the missionary position

but YunYun would work too

What happened after that?

especially, if it's with Aqua

>Kazuma defeats the Demon King.
>Aqua return to heaven.
>Kazuma is granted a wish.
>Kazuma return to Earth without saying goodbye to Megumin and Darkness.
>20 years later, Megumin, miserable, poor and forced to sell her body, still waits for Kazuma to return to her.
>Kazuma dies again in Earth.
>Since time flows differently in Earth, Kazuma is 20 years old while Megumin is 40.
>Megumin bursts tears of joy from joy when she sees him
>Kazuma doesn't recognize her and walk away with his new party (harem).
>Megumin kills herself later late that night.

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I like frills

DELET

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>replying to yourself to make it look like people aren't ignoring you

>tears of joy from joy
fucking ESLs man

so much for crimson demons not using the bathroom

Megumin.

Trips confirm.
Megumin.

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>Kazuma defeats the Demon King.
>Aqua goes back to heaven.
>Darkness leave the party and join Vanir and Wiz in the bully train.
>Megumin steal Kazuma from Iris.
>They marry.
>Go out for a walk.
>Sudenly a frog eats Kazuma.
>Megumin try to help him.
>Use explosion.
>The explosion is so strong to burn the frog with Kazuma inside..
>Kazuma sees Eris.
>She doesn't want to revive him.
>He ask why.
>She reply "Aqua isn't here to force me".
>He gets reincarnated.
>Megumin kills herself late that night.

>implying Kazuma vs the demon king won't go like this

That pillowy booty.

Megumin's cat isn't cute.

This is what popularity is, eh... people writing awful stuff about you for absolutely no reason besides your being better than their waifu...

>She is reincarnated on earth and becomes my 3D waifu.

Megumin isn't cute.

Megumin isn't.

Megumin.

Megumin cute

Megumin.

I want to BULLY Yunyun with my TONGUE.

Creepy.

this is shopped right?

There may be no light in these tunnels...

Megumin is a one trick pony. Aqua is a Goddess and better.

This is clearly real.

We need a picture Happy Megami Aqua for these kinds of posts.

> Kazuma dies and gets reincarnated in Magic Australia.
> 17 years later he looks like the same but without his memory.
> He falls in love with Megumin's bastard daughter.
> Megumin reconises Kazuma and try to steal him from her daughter.
> He rejects her because she is old and ugly.
> They escape in the night.
> Megumin kills herself in the morning.

n-no you must be pulling my leg

tfw you will never impregnate wiz

Aqua is a stinky toilet goddess!

>one piece robe that just barely covers panties
>Black panties
>cut shoulder length hair
>Glowing red eyes
>Loli body
>no bra and bare shoulders
Jesus her design is nigh perfect. Who came up with her design, they need to be fucking praised

I kinda wanna see Megumin in an oversized sweater now, no pants, one shoulder bare and sleeves too long for her now though

you want the fuck yes get ready for sexplosion

>She is reincarnated on earth and becomes a japanese VA called Rie

>when you put her in your septic tank to save thousands of dollars

Well, y'know. Aqua's hot and all, but I couldn't have sex with an actual retard for the life of me. What if the condom breaks and I end up having mentally disabled kids?
No, no, no. Aqua is only for violent bullying, such as crushing her clitoris with a pair of pliers, or simply beating the shit out of for being useless. Man, how I wish I could feel her godly blood dripping off the harder ends of my fist as I utterly and completely destroy her.

Oh shit, how could I forget

>Choker
>Chuuni accessories
What a slut, I wanna just pound her helpless ass to oblivion

>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

Underrated

>tfw Rie will never be your waifu.

>ywn manhandle Megumin's body while walking around the house, looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on
>ywn rail Megumin on the floor
>ywn rail her on the wall while not letting her feet touch the floor
>ywn see her cute feet flopping around as you make love to her

I hate you and your shitty copypasta.

I want to have a romantic relationship with Rie's voice.

Go out, take a deep breath, and realize that the pasta doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things because we'll all inevitably die one day.

Megumin.

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Where does this Australia meme come from, if i may ask?

the wildlife

huh? i saw no kangaroos on konosuba, only giant toads.

and bugs, and other fucked up shit

>that fucking shading
See, this is why I only masturbate to Megumin!!!