FUCK I'M A JEW NOOOOOOO

welp I got my 23andme results back...turns I'm a total fucking kike

can I still be in the ethnostate? what do I have to do to prove myself. I wish I could change my DNA, I really do

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You were literally almost 100 percent jew and you didn't know?

shalom

Get a real dna test. Mine said I was 45% African and 23% Jew.
If not and your actually Jewish you have a duty to kill Jews and Blame it on one of our enemies.

How could you be 98% ashkanazi and not know you are Jewish?

I was adopted and always assumed I was white. Raised Christian

Also

>tfw 8% Jew
>tfw also look aryan

I get the best of both worlds, plus so many Jewish guys are butfuck ugly I’m like a 9/10 in the community

>can I still be in the ethnostate?
Sure you can.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Return

Hey, at least you have the ability to be an elusive cunt.

>can I still be in the ethnostate?
sure. just move to israel

Well you rule the world I guess, what now??

this score card could get you into the illuminati
why are you trying to help the goyim? what are you trying to be jesus or something?

>Giving your DNA to kikes.

Who does this?

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14888 is right, this is your ticket out of this hellhole, cash in your goypoints and buy shekelcoin

You sure do apply for the ethnostate.

The ethnostate of Israel

23 and me were outed faking results and relying on some causation correlation bullshit so you don't have to believe them. Do you have a giant nose ? Huge milker cans? Hardons for ursary?

>Who does this?
Other kikes apparently.

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you're right...I didn't even think of it but I can totally cash in on some jewish privilege now. fuckin' a

I guess that makes us enemies

23andme's ashkenazi component is actually good and reliable. Probably because there are a lot of AJ on there, and they're well-studied.

For populations that haven't been referenced, 23andme is rubbish for.

>I guess that makes us enemies
This is like the Fox and the Hound except you're a filthy fucking rat and we're calling the exterminators.

how could you not tell from the curls and hook nose..... and talons

Congratulations OP, you are part of God's Chosen™. Expect your Jew Card to come in the mail along with your complementary letter of recommendation from the House of Rothschild.

is there actual proof that 23 and me are doing that?

Just become the Fuhrer's chauffeur and you'll be fine

I would wish you luck but I fucking hate everything you now represent, so die I guess

Use your kike blood to infiltrate the jewdom and subvert them into their own destruction. Promote degeneracy and jewish guilt. Do everything in your power to take the jews down from the inside.

Ah this is a nightmare scenario for me which is why I never am getting 23andme despite believing 99% I am not jewish. If I was, decided that the best I can do id subvert jews, not breed, and possibly even suicide. That requires a bit of dedication and aryan spirit though, since you are genetically jewish, I doubt any of this has appeal, you will now likely became evil as if a demon awoke inside.

ur 3rd gen kike KEK U mutt

i thought you were only a jew if you had a jewess mother- and this bastard has no mum

Jews cannot be Latvian. Latvian is not just a nationality you can claim.

There are jews that ¨betrayed¨ their ingroup. This ingroup betrays everyone else, mind. Even a rabbi or two. Unless realizing your genes made you want to go to israel and join their cause or otherwise bring ruin to your ¨competition¨ in other words scandinavians, germans, anglos and so on., I do not care.. and as you found out just now it's probably safe to say you were not raised to think and act a jew. Maybe have an extra eye on you to some degree but in the end. Even the nationalsocialists had kikes on their side. Granted... more like half-kikes but, yeah. The diseases and mental illnesses jews often have though and potentially the mentality might cause a problem though.

>i thought you were only a jew if you had a jewess mother
If you go by Jewish tradition.

Fuck you I was gonna post this

the flag represents the country they were born in, not ethnicity

>what do I have to do to prove myself
Show us your mom's Khazar milkers.

Contrats, OP. Jews are the only ones allowed to have an ethnostate. You deserve it, go and take it.

Law of Return ( Israel )

Is your hair curly? Also please post nose from profile view, very curious what a 98% shnozz looks like and how large it is.

Post a picture. I want to tell my grandchildren that I looked one of Satan's children in the eye.

I'm still waiting on mine. :(

Not every Jew is a SJW Talmud Blood Satanist. Doesn't really change who you are, although you can get an Israeli passport now.

I've always suspected my family were turbo crypto-kikes. Mother was never religious, neither was dad. Dad is full schizo, has black curly hair and is a manlet. His mom was a high-ranking commie (in the security service, travelled to 90+ countries, of course she denies anything and everything). They also gave me Netanyahu's first name as my middle name (pronounced the same), which is not common in Poland

POST NOSE

>that percentage

Do you not own a mirror Sal?

jesus christ how inbred do you look

nope.

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>both mother and father's family are from poland
> both immigrated right before the breakout of WWII
Im probably genetically a kike too, even though my entire family is practing roman catholic. If the race war happened, and I was not deemed white I'd help exterminate my people for the greater good, and take my place as the last one to enter the gas chamber once my work was completed.

Hopefully future whites would see me as a hero...

> allowing private corporations to put your information into a database

When are you going to take your free rite to Israel trip? Go visit the boyz

Retards falling for these threads. Dont give them your DNA. The company shills this shit on here. How stupid are you?

>can I still be in the ethnostate?