It's not like I'm going to take his virginity or anything!

>It's not like I'm going to take his virginity or anything!
>Everything in this place's yours, except me!
Really Anno?

I'd prove her wrong. I'd fuck her in her sleep.

>Jeez chill out, it´s not like I´m gonna suck his little hedgehog peenus-weenus even though I´d really enjoy that
>Ohh, come one, why don´t I get to gently rape some shotas?
What did the Master mean by this?

She would immediately lose to Shinji's cock and pledge herself to him.

Do you want to break Misato that badly, OP ??

Yes

The more i think about it the more i realize this show is just some weak little boys fantasy

It's taking the idea of a mecha harem fantasy and then making it incredibly fucked up

>harem

wait are you guys talking about every anime ever or this show specifically?

>tfw will never be good enough to have Misato
>tfw even if good enough to have Misato and no matter how earth-shattering the sex is, you'll always know you're just being used as a security blanket
>tfw will never heal the sickness in her heart

it hurts guys

Kaiki big cock already took property of Misato. Shinji has no place between them.

>what did he mean with this

>japanese
>bick cock

Nope.

kaiji has bick cock

I really hope she actually fucks Shinji this time round.

She's a grandma

Smaller than my 8.25 inches, pal.

Translation: I have a micropenis and post on the internet to make myself feel bigger.

This thread is bad

Better question, why was this never a thing?

Because even Drunk Misato has better standards than lowering herself to asuka's level.

Savage

Because Misato is too much straight to even be remotely believable she would bang another girl.

How come Rei and Kaiji never became a thing or Ritsuko and Shinji?

Ritsuko and Shinji would've actually been quite ironic considering the Electra thing going on with Ritsuko

>How come Rei and Kaiji never became a thing or Ritsuko and Shinji?

First off, you're so fucked up.

Second off, Kaji is only interested in Misato and Ritsuko is only interested in Gendo.

Lastly, Kaji should've shot Gendo and waterboarded Fuyutsuki in episode 8 and solved the entire series.

G-dd*mn her scar is hot

Every man loves a woman that's been through hell.

misato is best girl

Evangelion was Anno's attempt at self-administered psychoanalysis that grew out of control. Everything wrong with the characters is some flaw he perceived in himself in 1995

Few of the ones who have are as hot as Misato

Misato would become Shinji's woman through and through?

She already is, and before Shinji puts even a single finger inside her.

>tfw even if good enough to have Misato and no matter how earth-shattering the sex is, you'll always know you're just being used as a security blanket

I can live with that

Because both wanted the same dick

No you wouldn't
Eventually and sooner than you think you'll realize how hollow the whole experience is
and then you'll realize you were even robbed of the experience of good sex because of how fake it all is
its not even a fuckbuddy relationship because even those aren't based on a lie

like getting whiskeydick except entirely psychologically

You don't need to translate that, everybody on here speaks anime

Anno is an eternal shota.

>Shinji has no place between them.

There is always place for best girl.