Brit/pol/ : Lucy Verasamy edition

>Labour Transport secretary stuck on broken-down train en route to Rail protest
unv.is/news.sky.com/story/labour-transport-chiefs-rail-fares-protest-scuppered-after-virgin-train-breaks-down-11193128

>Chris Grayling 'running scared' to Qatar from rail chaos
unv.is/belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/grayling-slammed-over-qatari-sunshine-visit-as-passengers-suffer-fares-hike-36451919.html

>Met Police chief warns of large Freemason influence
unv.is/theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jan/02/secret-handshake-police-freemasons

>Millenial journalists still can't handle Brxit
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/brexit_uk_5a4a5073e4b0d86c803c786d

>Royal Navy sells flagship to Brazil
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5228991/Britain-sells-Royal-Navys-flagship-HMS-Ocean-Brazil.html

>Ryanair seeks UK license in Brexit airline chaos
unv.is/news.sky.com/story/ryanair-seeks-uk-licence-after-olearys-hard-brexit-warnings-11193212

>Priti Patel alleges campaign spending offences by Remain
unv.is/metro.co.uk/2018/01/02/remain-campaign-broke-normal-rules-fair-play-eu-referendum-7197516/

>Starmer to force vote on EU rights charter
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/02/brexit-keir-starmer-to-force-vote-on-uks-adoption-of-eu-charter-of-rights

Thread Quote:
>“For last year's words belong to last year's language; And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning."
-T.S. Eliot

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>(((Freemason)))

>not owning cryptocurrency in 2018

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Funny thing is if you read the articles theye complaining the masonic influence is whats holding back the enrichment of the force...

Complete the following sentence:
>"_____ _______ was paid!"

More like
> buying crytpo in 2018

What happens when the botcoins run out?

I amusse the understand the whitepapers your so find off.

Here's a comfy documentary about the British atomic bomb project lads, makes me sad to see these fine men and think about what's happened to us, and about how the Yanks keep fucking us over:

youtube.com/watch?v=Qk_zpjK3cTo

Damn she's hot as fuck

>And nobody got paid

kekd

Notice how he keeps evading the proof of wife request?
>n-not tonight guize, ill post hand later, honest

Is this like hangman?

I'll have an A please.

Alright then mate

Speak English you nigger cunt

Also, your question is retarded
When Bitcoins "run out"? What the fuck do you mean? Mining? When they're lost, what? You do understand scarcity only makes something more valuable right?

whit heppens whin te bitcoinn rins oot.??

heepr inflation?
feriver?

about to kick back with a bit of Barchester

YES GEDIN DER BACK OF ME DAUGHTERS VAG LUKAKA MY SON

Leaves me with wet patches

>Wind arrows on screen show national sperm levels swirling towards her

Fugg. She looks like shes wearing the same watch I do.
*fantasises about starting a timepiece themed conversation that somehow ends up with my bellend invading her colon*

You sound like a total retard whos convinced about something he knows nothing about. Youll be broke in 6 months if you arnt already

Bored lads

Purpledennis.

who does the narration in this
I think I know the voice, but I can't put my finger on who it is
google search didn't help

Drink.

Yup. Almost cum in my pants everytime the weather report comes on ITV.

I might just go to bed

I will post this song now
youtube.com/watch?v=Mmtv12NAj-4

Complete the following sentence:
>"Judge the _____ by their _______!"

I forgot that tv shows have credits at the end

He's called Jonathan Cullen according to the end credits, theatre actor, I think he might specialise in voiceovers like Toast of London.

Me too lad, could you give my bonce a wee pat before you head to bed?

I wanna plant mye rapeseed inna har whoom.

>"Judge the cunts by their cunts!"

>>Met Police chief warns of large Freemason influence
>unv.is/theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jan/02/secret-handshake-police-freemasons

Quite surprised that the Guardian would publish an article like this desu.

I am coming out to my parents tonight at dinner. My dad is coming back from visiting his family soon, would have been best if he returned yesterday but oh wells. I want to start off 2018 by being myself
>tfw super nervous

>If we had proportional representation, it’s Remain that would have won the Brexit referendum. 75% of young voters aged 18-24 in the UK voted to remain in the EU[1] – that’s a strong number – and we feel like we’re being neglected.
Explain the logic.

Fuck off Mick you pink lettuceleaf before I stab you.

Judge the SPIES by their ACTIONS

I don’t understand

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>you pink lettuceleaf

Oh dear I get it.
They're assuming 100% turnout

Morons

Sure thing pal. I've read every whitepaper of the top 100 coins plus more.

You're a fucking bitter faggot as you will remain.

It's okay

...

actually disgusting

>have the legal right, and physical and mental ability to vote
>don't vote
>coming up on 1.5 years later still complaining about how you didnt vote

????

My mum was telling me to join the masons. She's a lawyer and says many judges and police officers are masons. She was really keen on me joining. I said that on the local level they're just closeted homosexuals, and on the national level scheming lobbyists. She actually knows six or seven masons, and when I found out a few weeks ago I was quite shocked, now I'm concerned.

I told her that the masons are cancer and that she should avoid them, alas, War and Peace made her think that they are just "le nice liberal Christians" having a cup of tea in the village hall... Masons are closeted faggots and merchants.

Apparently women are allowed to join the Masons. I'm nervous that she joined and was gangfucked in some Eyes Wide Shut Ritual, and now I'm 21 she's trying to make me join too. FUUUCKKKINNG MASONS UUHHHHHHH

>I've read every whitepaper of the top 100 coins plus more.
whit hippiins whin thir ir noo moore blocks to mine?

uncles best mate is one, he came round on christmas evening when the oldies had left. seems alright, has the traditional values. Him, Dad and I were talking about immigration and how the PC situation in this country has gone to shit. Only times I've heard him talk about the mason shit is him mostly larping tbqh

breddy spod on

your real daddy's a mason pal. Mason women are expected to be passed around as cumdumpsters for mason men.

Also, masonry is just judaism (goyim edition) it's no longer anything to do with christianity and while it might get you further in life than you otherwise would have gone, it's got to be a pain in the fucking arse to do all that ritual shit for hours on end.

Now now lads, the clue is in the name

You will still be poor

Yeah your mum sounds very typically naive. Most of them are just good goyim who enjoy the fraternal aspect of it, unknowingly doing the bidding of their masters. But those at the top still hold on to their occultic/luciferian traditions and contrary to what people might tell you, still carry a lot of power and wealth today.

I think and watch too much about him

Fucking penguin lettucenigger cunt, so you are.

un yu will still be a joo

I hope they disown you

ok thank yew

>Also, masonry is just judaism (goyim edition)
Pretty much this

wew... well it seems to be a sort of anglo-merchant networking society. My parents did divorce though, and my father loaths masons. I never thought about it. GOD what the hell does he know?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Die in a fire

>I am coming out to my parents
wot as?

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Why on earth are you telling brit/pol/ 56%faganon?

WHAT is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?—
No time to stand beneath the boughs,
And stare as long as sheep and cows:

No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass:

No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night:

No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance:

No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began?

A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

>m-mom, dad... i-i'm...
>gay? we know, son.

>out with gf
>bump into girl I lived with at university
>she is with her boyfriend
>he’s black
>after we depart my girlfriend makes a “dad issues” joke
>later on she mentions it again
>and again
>”really user it’s disgusting”

I completely agree but it’s still unnerving. She has displayed no other leanings like this. Didn’t vote in the EU referendum but she got booty blasted about having to possibly get a visa to go on holiday. Is she just shit testing me or is she just honest?

Pleb tier

being honest. you lucky bastard

> bitter

Maybe you should read over your posts instead of all these whitepapers, walter mitty

get a soul cunt

Jews hate crypto

Alright pauper
You'll regret not getting in on the gold rush of the century

Women aren’t allowed in. None of the guys who go would talk to some random woman about it.

It’s kind of like being a magistrate or the school board or city council. Unpleasant, boring people with a high opinion of themselves and no one else. Avoid if you are even remotely normal.

>tfw this happened to me when I tried to come out as a tory to my parents
>their reaction made me realise I was gay
>now I'm leader of the conservative society at my uni, with my boyfriend as my deputy

Lucy is aging nicely like a lot of telly news women do.

I made the mistake of watching sky sports news last week and saw the state of natalie sawyer, i remember in my youth she was fucking perfect looking but shes a proper fat hound these days.

.
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

>This is not advice. Do it.

Fucking hell that's Woesy?

mummymode

My heart is in the hills of home,
And in the winds of March,
It sings within Tintagel’s foam
And Gloucester’s soaring arch.

It floats amid the rain-wet trees
And golden fields of corn,
O’er silent heights and marshy leas
By fog-bound shores forlorn.

It races o’er the sun-swept Fells,
And walks the secret lanes,
It runs upon the open Downs
Where Saxons fought with Danes.

It laughs along the pebbled brooks
By ancient timber’d inns,
It dances with the wind-blown rooks
And daffodils of spring.

It lives within the knotted oak
And burrows with the mole,
To ‘list the mystic charms and spells
Of England’s wond’rous soul:
‘Tis lore that only her children know;
The Chosen Ones so fair,
And they alone can understand
Her invocations rare.

But while these live we, too, shall live
In high, immortal skies;
For if her songs such life can give
Can England ever die?

He doesn't like them because they passed your mother around for however long she was a mason.
Her initiation was probably her getting fucked and cummed in by some rando with the pope's hat on or something.
Masons are fucking weird and bad. Just stay away from that shit.

Should have agreed with her and just said yeah, what a disgusting thing to do.

Lads, I haven't cum since 2017 and now I'm in horny pervert mode. All I can think about are lewd things.

>britfag posts fuckable woman as threadteaser
>only 3 anons post pics of said fuckable woman

I want more, but asking the British for more is like asking for your shit to not stink...

Get your own you foreign devil

Pretty sure the gold rush of the century was the gold rush

Just shag your GF lad

>Just shag your GF

Hahahahaha, good one.

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Her names literally in the filenames you illitarate baboon. Get to jewgle memeflaggot

really nice, reminded me of this bit

I have a similar story
>walking home from pub with girlfriend
>walk past a black guy
>Girlfriend says "Black people are so ugly" out of nowhere

I was surprised also at the time
but now that I know her better, it wouldn't surprise me anymore
I just hate that she's so bluepilled on gays and trannies/ gender queer etc stuff

Just get one lad, how are we supposed to keep our qt white farm girls safe from Mohammed and his rape gang if you don't?

>reminded me of this bit
how? that was nasty

That was miniscule in comparison you pleb fuck

Ahh, a fellow worshipper of Ella.

You have good taste lad, I tried phoning her last night but the line was busy.