This is Yuki. Today is April Fool's Day so tell her a joke that will make her laugh

This is Yuki. Today is April Fool's Day so tell her a joke that will make her laugh.

What do you call a baby floating in a pool?
Dead.

My future.

Interviews with monstergirls is a good show and not a cheap and quick cash in on the monstergirl craze.

But that's true though?

You're right. It wasn't. It depicted Demi-humans as people living in society.

The joke is that it's both.

My penis is big.

>Draw a normal girl
>Call it a monster girl
Why is this allowed

Because normalfags.

What are you talking about, she's got frosty pussy juice. Never heard of a normal girl do that

A man walks headfirst into a bar.

He needed some ibuprofen for that afterwards.

Why did the Chinese army lose the war?

Too many chinks in the armor

Dubs of truth.

Jokes, no lies user.

What do you call a Rhinoceros that's not completely honest?

A Lyno

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish .

Once upon a time, a man walked into a bar

and said ow.

Why did that made me smile.
Have nightmare fuel as a reward

not funny

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus

The whole Demi thing was obviously a stand-in for actual disabilities user.

You can't be THAT dense.

What do you call a social event that is sponsored by the government?

A Workers' Party

The show went to shit after this bitch showed up. I wish that was a joke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

Hitler didn't kill 6 million canoes.

What's the difference between Madelaine McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died as a virgin

DELET

MADDIE IS ALIVE

Jesus, dude

I mean, that punchline could still technically work even if she was still alive.

Which she isn't, because she was either murdered by her parents or murdered by a pedophile. Or both!

...

What does a Lawyer and an Spermatozoid have in common?

One in 1 billion actually end up being an human being

Hentai.

Actually babies would sink because their body has a higher proportion of water, and thus a higher density.

What was that pic from Sup Forums of a kid tied up in a basement then?

And did that user get vanned anyways? Because that certainly looked like child abuse, even if it wasn't a kidnap.

>because their body has a higher proportion of water, and thus a higher density.
That specifically couldn't make it sink, water isn't denser than water.

Your brain is denser than water, baka.

Benis.