Get into the robot

>get into the robot
>I-I don't wanna
>what? you want him to get into the robot!? That's insane!
>I said get into the robot, son
>n-no
>geez Shinji get into the fucking robot
Why did Misato change her opinion in the span of like ten seconds?

why did misato promise to fuck shinji

Because naturally she caresmore about her life than Shinji's feelings. All her support for him is lip-service.

Because everyone in this fucking anime has daddy problems. They are broken on the inside.

Humanity going extinct and all of that

she'll do whatever it takes to win. You think her pointing out her tits on the postcard to Shinji was a fluke? She wanted that boy to come to Tokyo-3 and will use what she thinks is most appealing to get that done.

what's Sup Forums's verdict on misato
She's best girl in my opinion. Curious to hear other opinions.
pls don't turn this into a waifu war

She was the only somewhat realistic girl that wasn't complete shit, so yeah.

Shes better than Rei and Asuka.

ASUKA IS HERE TO TAKE THIS THREAD

She reminds me of my ex. Literally acts exactly like her from drinking beer with breakfast to being super dedicated to her job to having daddy issues
Ironically we broke up because I was turning into a kaji and fucked other women.

"no"

Because he needed to get into that fucking robot

Best girl.

why do people like rei?
Atleast asuka has a personality. Rei is like clingy submissive cumdumpster. I don't get it

Fate of humanity. Nothing special.

Probably because Rei did what she wanted in the end and although she wasn't Shinji's mom she became something much more important to him.

Asuka acts like an immature little girl and thats not very attractive.

>clingy submissive cumdumpster
How strange you described Asuka. That's exactly what she was to Kaji.

in her defense asuka clung to Kaji because she wanted the parental acceptance she never really got. I didn't see it as a clingy in the sense that she would die for you if you asked, like rei might do

>Atleast asuka has a personality
Yeah,a horrible one at that.
Do you think she would act towards you the way she acts towards Kaji?
Think about that again.

Rei had a Lillith Soul that only had the goal in mind and not much else. That was the whole point of her autism. You can't really compare them.

Faggots self-insert as Shinji and think she'll be flirty and tsundere~ toward them for no reason.

>saying you shouldn't compare asuka and rei
user.

>no i dont want to pilot the giant mech and fuck all these hot bitches
why was shinji such a faggot

...

It doesn't make much sense to do so. I mean you could design their looks and all that. But arguing who is the shittier person is kind of nonsense, because both are shit for different reasons.

true but there can only be one (1) worst girl and someones gotta do it

I don't understand why you aren't supposed to compare apples and oranges. Is it because oranges would lose in that comparison?

It's because apples have no personality, it's not fair for them to be in the same category as something as succulent as an Orange.

would Shinji enjoy sex with Misato

Apples have so much personality, you can find references to apples everywhere. Even oranges are named after apples.
>In other Indo-European languages, the words for orange allude to the eastern origin of the fruit and can be translated literally as "apple from China". Some examples are Low German Apfelsine, Dutch appelsien and sinaasappel, Swedish apelsin, and Norwegian appelsin.

does anyone even enjoy sex

you just made that up on the internet! orange means orange, and before that they called it pinkred or something

Shinji doesn't enjoy anything

Personal feels tell her that's crazy but her superior's orders come first. She realised that quickly after.

Best girl, anyway.

English is one of the few languages that don't call oranges apples.
But basically that's how things were named back then.
Oranges were apples from China.
Potatoes were apples from the ground.
Tomatoes were love apples.
You have an Adam's apple on your neck.

Because it was a matter of life or death. Misato thought they might've had some kind of plan other than picking Shinji up on the day and putting him in the giant robot but...Well they didn't.

>something being ubiquitous gives it personality

Explains why Rei is known for her personality, with all the clones she has.

Thanks for the blogpost.

Her personality was popular, that's why it was copied.

That is ironic.

Your filename doesn't make sense.

>Shinji falls onto a naked Rei and touches her breasts
>Rei runs around with a toast in her mouth in Shinji's fake world
>They run into each other
>he sees her panties
So many harem cliches...

>thats not very attractive
On Sup Forums it is.

Was the Misato and Shinji Handholding scene really necessary in 1.01?

>user explains half the women you'll meet.

None of the eva girls are good girls. Misato is a slob with daddy issues, Asuka is bitch with low self esteem and mother issues, and Rei is a clone with every kind of issue.

No-one likes Krauts

It was like that when I bought the reaction image.

So no woman on the planet is attractive? Bullshit.
Also bullshit.

But it is clearly a Sequel.

>2010 was 30 years ago

It might've been intended as one at first but it's pretty obvious they scrapped their original intentions for the series and it went completely off the rails in 3. All bets are off at this point

Enough Eva threads. Enough I say!

Relax man.
Have a spliff.

Nay,
Past, present, and eternal future, Rei vs. Asuka shall be forever

For it has been declared:

>Even after 5 billion years, when the Earth, the Moon, and even the Sun have disappeared, Rei vs. Asuka will still exist as long as even two people still live. It will be very autistic, but as long as those two people still live...

>It will be the eternal proof that humankind has existed...

>off the rails in 3
because asuka is crazy

rebuild is perhaps telling the story from her perspective

She has like 2 minutes of screentime in 3 though.

Why is Shinji such an ugly piece of shit who is not endearing in any way?

Say that to his ass, not his face, and see what happens.

Asukafags: Fanwank and shipping
Reifags: Conspiracy theories and victim complexes
Pick your poison.

don't talk shit about best girl

Damn, why didn't Kaworu hit that? He must be straight.

Bad writing, duh

TAKE THAT BACK

hey just because Eva successfully portrays depressed people doesn't make it immune to bad writing like inflation porn

>projecting onto a kid's cartoon

I think the real reason Eva will never get a western remake is because it would need to be completely rewritten to be intelligible but so many of the scenes are so iconic the autists would kick up a huge stink if they were altered. Like Shinji being brought in front of uni 1 the whole exchange there makes zero sense.

>Shini: You just brought me here because you needed me to pilot your stupid robot!?
>Misato: Why did you come if not for this!

Uh duh, because he was told his father had summoned him and was curious as to why. He wasn't expecting to be told to pilot a 40 meter tall robot against an alien invader. Misato just plays it off like if he didn't want to do it he shouldn't have bothered coming, it's incredibly stupid but at the same time it's kind of been accepted with it's stupidity and all.

sorry for projecting my inflation fetish on asuka's plug suit

>shinji went to Tokyo-3 to see tits
>In the very end, it was Rei's giant tits in the same pose as Misato that finally drove him mad

He wanted to see big tits, and he got his wish. But you have to be careful what you wish for.

Shinji is the best character.

Followed by Rei.

I wish I had a cake forcing me to ride a giant robot.
Shit should been cash: giant robot and hot girl.

>user thinks he could have it easy-mode in Eva

Even if you feel all the pain the robot feels?

Riding the giant robot is terrifying user. Because it's not a robot, it's a giant cloned human alien hybrid and you get inserted into it's spinal cord and there trapped within it's flesh you get to feel all the pain it feels when you battle things that will cut off your limbs, burn you with acid and mindfuck you with particle beams and force you to relive all your worst memories.

Rei has an character arc, Asuka never really grows or progresses.

see and Rei has problems, but unlike Asuka she is able to face them head on and accept that they are there, and that she can do something about it.

Asuka is nothing more than a meme for the weak-willed.

Doesn't matter since Asuka wins Shinjibowl

Because she, like everyone else in this show, dumps all their problems on to Shinji

No she doesn't and second, Rei > Asuka.

Asuka wins by default since she's the only one left at the end.

Americans have such shit taste in waifus. must be the feminist influence in the west

Asuka has the strongest will to live of all humanity though
You're just fanwanking
Moreover Rei isn't "taking her problems" etc. she just has no self-value and thinks it's the way to go, clinging to Gendo and Shinji along the way. She grows up in EoE but that's it. If you compare her to Asuka, she's clearly in easier situation mentally.
>Asuka want support but gets none
>Rei is saved by Gendo and Shinji and believes they need her
>Shinji continues being nice to her
>Asuka gets saved by Shinji and develops an attraction to him, but he's too passive to understand her and hurts her deeply
>The other thing she clings to in life is taken from her
If you'll try to bring up sacrificial themes, Asuka doesn't mind dying for her duty either, remember episode 10.
Moreover Asuka is deeply traumatized since 4 y.o., while Rei is just discovering such things as psychological issues.

Win at what? At being a good character? Hardly, Rei and Shinji are both better. At being a strong character? Not at all. At being an admirable character? Not even close. At being original? Asuka was made by copying characters like Kushana and taking from doujins.

She doesn't even win because she's left in the end, because so is Shinji. Rei is also right there in god-mode.

>Asuka has the strongest will to live of all humanity though
>You're just fanwanking

That was fanwank.

Can someone explain what happened between 2.22 and 3.33? It feels like I'm missing something, how did 14 years pass and where was Shinji the whole time?

>Win at what?
see

>Rei becomes the unifying being
>Asuka gets strangled

Shinji was sleeping, Seele or someone else sent him to space. The world went to shit after Shinji triggered 3rd impact.

You obviously weren't paying much attention. Shinji was in Unit 01 the entire time, he was liquefied as LCL.They recover the unit at the start of the film and get him out of it. As for the rest of the cast it's not explained at all, which is one of the reasons 3.33 is shit.

Shinji literally strangles her. Asuka didn't win anything, being left alive and the imagining of a "shinjibowl" about a series which is NOT about winning shinjibowls is simply the bargaining process for Asukafags in action.

The show's full of bad writing.

Why did Ritsuko randomly break down and destroy the dummy unit? Because "baaaw you gendo doesn't even look at me when we make love anymore" out of fucking nowhere

Rei still exists but she isn't with Shinji so doesn't count.

Evangelion is a waifu show and always will be.

>Shinji was in Unit 01 the entire time
They needed 14 years to find him?

Wew

>Why did Ritsuko randomly break down and destroy the dummy unit? Because "baaaw you gendo doesn't even look at me when we make love anymore" out of fucking nowhere

Women destroy men's shit all the time when they feel "neglected" or get cheated on.

>Rei still exists but she isn't with Shinji
I don't think you understood the ending.

Because Gendo threw her to the wolves by handing her over to SEELE instead of Rei. There's examples of bad writing in the series, that's not one of them though. That's a major turning point for her when she realizes Gendo really doesn't give a shit about her or anyone other than Yui.

>They needed 14 years to find him?
He was in orbit with Unit 01.

Rei doesn't get any character though, since she doesn't really matter in psychological arc. Anno himself said that he forgot about her after ep. 6. So it's clear that she only matters as a medium of pretentious questions. She tries to find identity and seemingly understands that "I am me", yet still can't acquire self-value. She does that only after being told she's some alien by Kaworu. Asuka, being a suffering human she is, still accepts reality and comes back to destroyed real world, maintains her identity and truly signifying that that she wants to be a person. I am me.

This:
>Asuka has the strongest will to live of all humanity though
is what's fanwank. She tried to kill herself and went catatonic. Asuka's will to live is nothing more than basic human instinct, something everyone has.

>Moreover Rei isn't "taking her problems" etc. she just has no self-value and thinks it's the way to go, clinging to Gendo and Shinji along the way. She grows up in EoE but that's it.

Objectively wrong, my friend. We have scenes where Rei recants her issues and doesn't deny them. Consider when, for instance, Armisael confronts Rei about the loneliness she feels. Does she reject the idea? No. Then look at Asuka when Arael confronts her about the things she's been hiding from. Does she reject it then? Yes!

It's because of this Rei is still standing, despite being in a worse situation than Asuka, which brings us to:

>If you compare her to Asuka, she's clearly in easier situation mentally.
Which isn't true at all. You've based your entire interpretation on downright lies:

>Asuka want support but gets none
Asuka literally gets EVA training and a full foster family, whereas Shinji is abandoned by his father and Rei literally has no parents and lives alone.

>Rei is saved by Gendo and Shinji and believes they need her
Asuka was also saved by Shinji in Magma Diver, and she was again saved by Rei in episode 22. What's your point? Saving others is what they do, only Asucan't because she's a dumb whore.

>Shinji continues being nice to her
>Asuka gets saved by Shinji and develops an attraction to him, but he's too passive to understand her and hurts her deeply
>The other thing she clings to in life is taken from her
Which are good things if Asuka wasn't so fucking weak.

In the meantime, Rei gets dehumanized, lives as a labrat, and is humiliatingly killed and revived to prove a point, that even death won't give her release from her suffering.

Rei was traumatized since birth, Asuka had a pretty normal life for the setting.