Bugman thread

Bugman thread, post pics, stories, etc.

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youtube.com/watch?v=FYF2rhxLeAU
youtube.com/watch?v=tG_z6HdfS50
wilwheaton.net/2017/12/because-so-many-of-you-asked/
jollo.org/LNT/public/nf_bacon.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>multiple photos of the same people
Are you even trying?

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fucking numales...

Soy

Take your console war faggotry somewhere else you are literally no better

Bugpeople are chinks. Those are soyboys. Lurk more.

soyboy bugmen are honorary jews right

forgot my pic

youtube.com/watch?v=FYF2rhxLeAU

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Bumping for support, more info on the Bugman and his ways

SOY
IN
GOY

Bumping with qt.
I love it when Sup Forums correctly identifies a meme-persona.

What's the difference between the nu-male and the bugman tho?

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Thread Theme

youtube.com/watch?v=tG_z6HdfS50

Nintoddlers are all numales, not a coincidence.

>Sup Forums is so afraid of happiness that they mock any man who looks excited and fulfilled

Not surprised

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Cat did the right thing

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Just want to point out there's nothing wrong with Soy, it's pure bro-science and lazy generalization. Vegans, who are the most obvious advocates of Tofu and Soy products, don't eat meat at all, and tend to be scrawny mentally ill weirdos. I've yet to see a vegan male whose arms I couldn't snap like twigs (and I'm not even that strong). Adding some soy into your diet isn't going to cause any major issues.

I've personally replaced milk with soy.

My rudimentary understanding is that bugman is a subset of the nu-male, he generally works in a highly-specialised yet meaningless profession (this could range from managing a retail store, or working databases for a multi-national bank or corporation), he's obsessed with consumer technology and the latest gadgest (the type who waits in long lines to get the first iPhone/whatever), he's pro-disclosure/anti-privacy and loves handing over his data to tech companies in order to optimise his life for him. He believes that the entirely-automated life (self-driving cars, human augmentation) is close-at-hand, and is usually in favour of mass-immigration and integration of all races to create le 56% post-racial society. What am I missing?

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Soy is so low in protein you'd be better off just swallowing Tyrone's cum.

Is that, fake happiness? I didn't even react like this when I was a child.

>megumin dakimakura
Kill yourself

Is this the face they make when they've had a vasectomy

Which ones?

I’m beginning to enjoy these bugman threads, as they make me feel better after a shitty day. It feels good knowing that I am superior to these pathetic cucks

I will literally never get tired of watching that video.

That cat is literally a hero, it sensed a demonic possession, and it attacked.

This open mouth expression is an interesting phenomenon. I wonder why so many shills go on the attack when it's pointed out. I think it's fascinating to see so many emasculated men making the same face.

>Be me
>Speech Class, 11th grade
>Liberal b screaming her head off. 3rd wave Feminist, Lesbianian.
>Bullies a kid into a debate
>It's about gays
>She screams "DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE BORN GAY or CHOOSE TO BE GAY"
>Says he has no opinion
>She screams at him to give an answer.
>"uh-I guess they choose to be gay..."
>Goes full apeshit
>"HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU THINK THAT DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAGIC IT IS TO HEAR THAT YOU THINK THEY JUST DO IT FOR ATTENTION"
>I get pissed
>Discide to trigger her
>I start screaming "OOH WEE WE CAUGHT ONE. SOME FISHY TOOK THE BAIT!"
>She ignores me at first
>"OHH WEEE I'M STIRRING THE POT FAST!" while I making exaggerated hand motions
>She starts getting annoyed,says more accusing bullshit
>I take a deep breath, scream like a baboon "OHH WEE STARTING A FUCKING WHIRLPOOL"
>Class burst out laughing
>Teacher covers his mouth so he does not laugh
>She turns to me with fury in her eyes
>Im sitting gayly with my legs crossed, smiling
>"WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?"
>About to tell her they choose
>Friend steps in, says to leave me alone and I was just joking
>She pouts like a child and turns away, stays quiet.
>Sad I did not get to trigger her more.

>Is that, fake happiness?

sort of, yeah.

pea milk isn't degenerate

I asked in the last threads,
and I'll keep asking until I get some fucking answers.

WHY DO THEY DO THE MOUTH OPENING?

Leave ecchi anime out of it, nu-males hate it and find it sexist.

Reads this
Sees this:

What a fucking dweeb ass faggot, bwhahaha. Good job, cat

fucking crying

cookie crisps are kinda good

Did I advocate removing protein or meat from your diet? Hell no. I eat a lot of poultry, and fish. Just that there's nothing inherently wrong with soy or tofu products. You're not going to turn into a "soy boy".

Also, a lot of protein powder contains soy, yet no one accuses gym rats of being "soy boys".

No, you don't get it at all. For whatever reason there seems to be a connection between this face and cucks, they did it often enough it became apparent.
It's like they want to do their best at making sure they never show "toxic masculinity" so they give this stupid goofy submissive expression or something.

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kek

these people are dead inside.
He probably packed it himself to feel some sort of "joy" and that's the end result.

>This is what Twitter wants.
Yes it does, and they go out their way to ban any men who have critical thinking.

I actually have really good reactions with a protein powder that contains some soy. I just feel rejuvenated and get horny, like it's just what my body needed after a workout.

As for whey, I have repeated this one test four times and it was an accidental discovery at first. But pure whey protein powder for some unknown reason lowers my libido. And if you look it up, I'm not the only one. If I quit using whey powder, after a couple weeks my libido goes back to normal, going back on it dips right back down. Weird shit.

There are apes where such behavior was linked to submission in social hierarchy. On the phone so no links sry.

Do you have autism?

putting a nintendork switch there still doesn't make him look like a bugman

I need to add the following to my list They're doing it for attention. Bugmen also have a love for social-media attention-whoring and thus adopt these laughably fake, overly-enthusiastic personas on their social-media and youtube gadget-review channels.

topkek

cats are the true masterrace

holy shit based cat did some damage

Behold! The quintessential bugman!


wilwheaton.net/2017/12/because-so-many-of-you-asked/

Watch his expression before and after the cat attacks. That cat turned his world upside down in a split second. The way he contorts his face, throws his console, and throws his body down. Priceless.

Now we're getting somewhere.
Thanks for the reply user.

It was mpc dot com. Probably a lot of crossover, and they're definitely fellow travelers.

I wonder how he treated it, I've been around a lot of cats but never to one that would attack that viciously with a clear murder intent.

A couple of options have been theorized:
>submission
Showing your teeth usually means an aggressive stance in the animal kingdom. However, in our case it is alongside an open mouth, popped out eyes and in a certain non-agressive context. Please note that the rest of the traits mentioned alongside the context are strictly tied to us as humans, thus breaking any link with the natural situation occurring in the wild.
>feminine side is dominant
A male is attracted to a smiling female and a female is attracted to sober, stoic man. Any exceptions are mutagens. Their psychological profile (leftist) and psychical one (balding, fat, patches of hair, bad posture etc etc etc) though external influences (leftist indoctrination on all fronts, self hating, soy, bad diet, lack of exercise, depression etc etc) are un balanced and unatural, creating a "feminine man". They thus act like females.
>mouth breathers
The larger the opening, the more likely that they are mouth breathers, thus mentally handicapped due to the effects of the syndrome. A normal person will feel pain in his cheeks mere seconds after making such a huge gape and yet for them is as normal as everyday breathing.
>regressive child
Due to their ideological ways of living their life, they are afraid to confront reality, growing up, adulthood and choose to remain in a mentally infantile state due to fear of the real word and the hardships that come with it.
>virtue signaling
They try to always show their peers that they are happy, up to date with the pop culture and technological entertainment. These are forced scenarios, thus the artificial feeling alongside exaggeration of these "selfies"
More to come in the near future. Stay wary of these creatures, they bring degeneracy and destruction to natural families.

TOPKEK

I might also add that they make up the overwhelming majority of cuckold porn viewers, the idea of socialising the use of females for breeding is inherent to the bug-brain.

jollo.org/LNT/public/nf_bacon.html nice little collection here

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same
I'm sure he's mistreated the poor cat in the past to warrant such an attack

big keks

made this for you guys..

this changed my life

yeah I've never seen a cat jump on someone like that before. I guess she was just hungry for some soy.

thank you psychologist user

fucking hell, my cousins big outdoors cat and I hated eachother and that asshole was quite the fierce opponent (never backed down, made me respect it as a big bro) and even though he scratched my whole shit up it was never nearly as deep. That cat must have really sensed a demon.

Appearance-wise honestly just needs to lift a bit and gain some weight.

also screencapped and will use for future referencing/sourcing
you are a legend

Aren't these faggots just hipsters? Did I miss some sort of retarded paradigm shift?

If a cat attacks you and doesn't hold back, it can tear and pierce skin like it's not there.
Here, I just found this. Looked up "cat attack face".

Hipsters seemed to have moved on and evolved into something else.

Hahah wtf happened at the end!!

See

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its a setup video because they're aware of the cat's behavior and wanted to make a video of it. It's a coincidence that nu-male is a bugman manchild going ape shit over vidya gaym

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It's like some surreal version of Mimic.

The Chad pussy and the virgin soyboy

I can see that, does kinda look like they're in extreme pain.

Jesus fucking christ.

Whoa goddamn. Cousins cat was no kitty either. Here's a story you didn't ask for:
>around 10yo
>wake up at cousins since they were always away and had the best PC around
>see cat fuck around the fish tank which I'm also supposed to watch
>start yelling at the fucker to get away from the fish tank
>cat gives me deathstare like "You want no part in this, shut up"
>asshole has not once listened to a human, will always fight if wronged
>except grandma who'll slap the cat into the wall if it acts up
>cat loved and respected only her
>anyway, rise up from bed and yell at the cat to get the fuck down
>it's face is alrightythen.png
>starts biting my bare toes
>I shove away telling it it won and to fuck off and just leave me
>it doesn't
>I kick it away (not hard, just for it to fuck off my toes)
>jumps and makes a scratch from my neck, through my stomach and down to my pelvis in one move
>walks slowly away

It wasn't nearly as deep as any of those pics even though it was a big male cat. Kinda makes me miss the fucker.

imagine what his father or grandfather would think

based catter

that's actually a pretty cool shirt

Great wounding faggot probably deserved a punctured jugular for that cringey ass behaviour displayed.

Fuck off dude nu males hate cute animes.

sweet sweet numale denial

Damn lol. Never heard of such a defiant cat. Sounds like it had balls of steel.
But it was definitely holding back, it was just treating you like another cat. Wanted to put you in your place without causing serious damage.

i don't know what this is, other than autism

Based cat tried to slit his throat

Sensing weakness, the cat's predatory instinct kicked in and attack the weaker animal.

I'm really loving this meme