HAPPENING GET IN HERE

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>muh dick
nukes are fake

>kimmy’s button doesn’t work and is smaller

What did he mean by this?

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

>What did he mean by this?
fucking nonsense bantz, Trump doesn't even have a button his system is automated

M A D M A N
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TWO SCOOPS
ONE BUTTON
IMPEACH

((President in Bantz))
Love it

niiice

Fucking Trump, can that fucktard get anymore fucking embarrassing. For fuck sake.
>real life is now a black comedy
Get this straight you fucking Trumptards, white people are supposed to behave Civilized.
Trump=American (((white))) AKA bleached nigger kike

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>2 Buttons

Fuck up, you impotent little bitch.

One day Kim might have his feelings hurt so much by Trumps tweets that he might launch the nukes.

>TFW Trump causes mass suicide all over the world, all because he taunted Kim.

How the fuck is this real life

Fuck you Mutty McNugget Shekelstine

>shitposting leads to nuclear war
/ourtimeline/

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NEW TWEET

DOUBLE HAPPENING

Quit spamming this, faggot.

sage

Just imagine. In the future history books will have Trumps tweets in them. History class is going to be lit.

This is the future we picked.

>post yfw a shitpost leads to California turning into ash and glass

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THE MADMAN IS ON A RAMPAGE

How can one man be so based?

Not gonna lie former Hillary voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching the world crash and burn. But in all seriousness we never should have let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Fucking based!

This timeline is actually worth dying for.

I'm Japanese, retard, lmao.

What exactly does it take to get impeached these days. The retard clearly is mentally deranged and unfit for office.
>the joke just isn’t funny anymore

There is seriously something wrong with the buttfuck island you hail from. All the good micks left.

>muh nuclear button

>Japanese
>American flag
=Amerimutt
>identifying as Japanese whilst living in country that nuked you twice
Wow, (You) really are worthless

>i don't like him because of his jokes therefore he must get impeached

Fuck off back to China

GLUMPF

>irish
>civilized
thats pretty rich

How about because he has absolutely no fucking class and behaves like a complete wanker. I’d love to see proof of his alleged high IQ because he comes of like a literal retard.

you first

Top kek I love this ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>skinned dicked mutt
White people dont mutilate their babies genitalia

I'm so glad this dopey faggot is dead. I haven't seen a more punchable face in the last ten years.

This is definitely the best timeline!

Finally, someone with balls who will actually stand up for America

gay

well i guess kim jong un wont be in the winter olympics

>stand up for America
AKA bend over for Israel

That's how you deal with a deluded communist monarch. Mock him.

The DON is a character STRAIGHT from Doctor Strangelove....I love it!!!!!!

Well, you behave like an unhinged tendies boi.

How close am I? Be honest.

>much bigger
Kek.

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he is straight gangsta but still....

R A R E F L A G A N D D I G I T S

Imagine if this tweet starts ww3 that wipes out humanity. Just think about it. It is fucking hilarious.

Maybe the fuckin mods can do their job and delete the 10 other threads about this.

Inb4 late night show does skit with someone impersonating trump and theres a comically large red button on his desk

>BLUMPF LITERALLY HAS HIS HANDS ON THE NUCLEAR CODES

IMPEACH

Donald is truly the gift that has never stopped giving

>this moron somehow destroyed the DNC, GOP and MSM and became the president

There's plenty of valid criticisms of Trump but he's obviously not stupid and if you think he is there is something wrong with you. Have another drink, faggot.

kek

TWO NUCLEAR CODES!!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!!

/comfyaf/

Why would he nuke the states that didn't vote for Trump?

The Bible belt will be the area that gets obliterated - with any luck Kim Jong will nuke all of you retards out of existence.

england is much closer when we shot down the nuke by by uk

Hilldawgs were right!

t. autistic fag who never going to get a decent bitch, lmao

Shut the fuck up, paddy fuck

>jokes

>publicly provoking an autocratic, unchecked leader of a heavily-armed foreign country to attack the United States

>england is much closer when we shot down the nuke by by uk
You. I don't want to be associated with you, but people look at my flag and think of you. Did you have an autistic stroke while typing that?

Oh there will be Winter Olympics for NK...

I didn't think I was going to die before, but shit now I'm really going to get killed. Thanks chief!

Just saw this tweet mortify me in real time. I can't believe this is the President of the United States. What the hell is going on anymore? This man is insane. Congress or his cabinet via the 25th amendment MUST remove him from office, like tonight.

edit: It looks like Trump keep going tonight as if he's in the middle of a psychotic breakdown. This is just utter madness. People with Republican Senators and Reps, CALL THEIR OFFICES AND LEAVE A MESSAGE ABOUT HOW CONCERNING THIS BEHAVIOR IS AND AS A CONSTITUENT YOU DEMAND THEY DO THEIR JOB and put a fucking END to this insanity immediately

Something is UP. This is beyond the pale even for Trump standards. I think someone else is getting indicted.

Daily reminder that a war with North Korea would be highly beneficial to Israel and is thus FUCKING BASED

the fucker can't even reach guam and y'all are worried he'll nuke Atlanta?

I hope Kim nukes you and all the rest of the faggots in california.

>publicly provoking
>heavily-armed
hello moishe

No you literal tard. He'll hit population centers, likely the ones closest to him. So LA, San Fran, Seattle, etc

this lol,what a dork

arent those the people that love kim and hate trump

Do you guys also have this surreal feeling?

The guy singlehandedly in charge of the most powerful nuclear arsenal in the world has just tweeted this.

No those are called antisemites goyim

You think he cares? They're all americans, and blowing up LA does more damage to the US than blowing up bumfuck alabama.

He is fucking awesome!

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Yeah I feel you this is completely amazing. I love it but am experiencing massive derealization at the same time. Like I'm on some real good shit

The Irish are literally a nation of rapebabies

yeah, it's a weird feeling. Like, he's threatening nuclear war and making a dick joke in a single tweet. strange times.

Unfortunately won't. It's never truly happening. Just gotta settle for a slow and boring degeneration into collapse. No explosive end.

This twitter war between Trump and Kim is getting old - does anybody still really believe in the NK boogeyman?

What i am trying to discern is who exactly is trump really communicating to when he tweets at NK like this?

indeed, the first time that someone with real power acted like a human you might meet in the checkout line

Sleight of hand to keep the press busy while he actually gets some work done.

I’d buy that - it definitely reeks of a “watch this hand very carefully..” gag

Fuck off potato nigger

what a time to be alive, lads

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5 scoops when this motherfucker is dead

suck my ass lil rocket man