PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com
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>WH Vid: Important moments for Pres Trump in 2017 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump NYE Speech @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
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>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #44 12/30/17
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>This Year @State 12/29/17
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>Pres Trump golfing w/Coast Guard members 12/29/17
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>Pres Trump speaks to firefighters in FL 12/27/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Midnight Mass 12/24/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
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>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
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>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN EDITION
MAGA
TRUMP PRESSER MONDAY!!
We're only two days into 2018, lads. This is going to be an amazing year.
Fucking kek, Wiseau is on Trump's side
If I push that button, would you die?
I fucking love this guy.
Post yfw Trump just directly threatened to nuke the norks
THE RED BUTTON
GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF MY HEART CAN TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. IT'S ONLY DAY 2.
IT'S ONLY DAY 2!!!
BIG BUTTONS!!!!!!!
Is the episode good?
I forgot to tune in at 9 sharp
I'M NUCLEEEEEEEEEEEAR
that's a big button
I don't think I can survive eight years of this, guys.
>they thought we were in for a quiet night without salt mining
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Only 1 Finn at a time
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I fucking love my President, Jesus christ
>mfw I built a budget gaming computer earlier this year
>Ryzen was coming out but couldn't wait
>decided to get an i3 7100
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Do you think he whipped out his dick and put it on the desk while making that tweet?
>One big button for diet coke
>One big button for nukes
TWO BUTTONS BLUMPFY
Every time I lose faith in Trump this shit happens
When will Trump dekike America already? I'm sick of this roller-coaster of emotions
>Some people literally think launching nukes happens at the push of a button
god i hope thats true
>what happens in California bleeds out to the rest of the country
YOU SPIC FUGS.
Twitter is fucking around with Trump's latest tweet. Comments keep disappearing, showing up incomplete, or not at all.
Post vagina if you love your president
just nukin norks
via a fucking tweet
imagine getting your PhD in political science from harvard
and having to take a course on tweeting
because of donald fucking trump
> THE DOW WENT UP
THE DOW WENT UP
This sounds so ridiculous
Best timeline.
the potus is literally bragging about his penis size and threatening nuclear war in the same sentence
2018 is looking up boys
>it's a "Trump won't stop shitposting on twitter" episode
Is "The Room," dare I say, /ourfilm/?
I voted for the lulz. D delivers. I am satisfied.
They have to get irdotnet and the Krassenturds to the top
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WE ARE NOT WORTHY OF THIS MAN
WE DO NOT DESERVE HIM
>not having a McButton on your desk
US-DPRK bilateral talks soon. Yes, Dennis Rodman will be there at the table.
>Trump endlessly loses support with GOP midterm prospects crashing because of his retarded tweets
>doubles down on retarded tweets while NEETs on Sup Forums cheer on his self-destructive idiocy
Looking forward to former President Trump's BASED tweets against the Fake News Media in 2021, when President Kamala Harris opens the borders permanently
I wish Trump were my Presidente holy shit, its only day 2, this season of Trump is gonna be off the hook
dont care. we are big buttons now.
>when Trump posts this
>Little chink man
>My nuclear button
>is MUCH bigger ;D
oh my, Donald...
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I know Trump's tweets are great and all but look at this, JUST BREAKING!
>“Congressional investigators say they have secured written evidence that the FBI believed there was evidence that some laws were broken when the former secretary of State and her top aides transmitted classified info.”
cc righteous @Comey @SallyQYates
DONT LET IT SLIDE!!!
>and it works
> An intercom
> "It's a button just for getting coke!"
> Liberals believe this
The actual "button" is a secure sat-radio in a briefcase kept at his side by SS agents at all times.
Why'd you crop out the Switch?
>he shitposts even off twitter in the Oval office
by the way fuck drumgof :)
Donald Trump jumped into the air and smashed the nukes.
WHO's GONNA WIN IT?
POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
>POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
>POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
>POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
>POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
>POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
>POTUS HAS GIVEN US ORDERS
People with no critical thinking skills that get all knowledge from movies and video games.
it's because their database can't handle the president of the US threatening nuclear war and shitposting
the entire world is accessing his tweet at once and tens of thousands of people and bots are replying
Best Trump tweet of 2018, maybe ever? This is a hot new contender!
>When will Trump dekike America already?
The shalom sandniggers themselves are sort of doing it themselves. Their population is in decline, they're moving for Israel, and I saw an article last month where a Jew said they don't belong in America and show go to Israel.
Acosta
No.
BIG
NUCLEAR
BUTTON
Trump knows and wants everyone to know.
>and my button works!
>"We have taken Jerusalem"
wow
I love you guys and I love your president
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Why is that some days trump goes crazy and has like 10 shitposts that are all fire? I love it
I love this man ahhhhhhhh
Has there ever been a better night for presidential shitposting?
He's on the warpath lads
They have to make sure the right ones are on top.
FUCKING WATCH IT
I have a guess.
DRUMPF IS GOING CRAZY ON TWITTER
DO YOUR JOB YOU DUMB OLD FART!!!!
this meme is one of the most powerful and esoteric memes alive.
I don't think twitter is making the difference
Donald Trump never shits. He uses all food with perfect efficiency.
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TICK TOCK
also called the nuclear football
The biggest trick is having libs think the Tweets hurt him
He says some of the dumbest shit...
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>Watch @seanhannity tonight at 9:00 P.M.
w-what did Trump mean by this
He should do it to other nations too.
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THESE TWEETS AAAAAHHHHH
NEW TWEET!
I didn't crop it out. (((they))) took it...
How can you support a guy who literally trolls online like Trump?
I could see if he was 12 like most Trump supporters here....but grow up already.
What a terrible presidency...
His base are anime watching 12 year old nazi types.
As long as you continue to support Trump, you will never be political players.
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>nuke them all
>fake news
>watch Hannity
Trump is the ultimate boomer president
Really ticks my tock.
At 5 years old Donald Trump hit a bullseye 5 times in a row the first time he picked up a bow and arrow.
WHY SHOULD I WATCH HANNITY TONIGHT
Delete all vladdy pics pinko scum
GUYS, HELP!
I HAVE A PLAYSTATION!
WILL MY PLAYSTATION GET SLOW NOW?
I NEED TO GAME AT PEAK PERFORMANCE, I'M A DIAMOND 3 IN ROCKET LEAGUE SOLO STANDARD!
HELP!
we've reached speeds I can't keep up!