Name 3 things you love about Aqua!

Name 3 things you love about Aqua!

Her butt hole.
Her anus.
Her shit cutter.

>mfw I still havent watched this show
>still haven't watched Death Note either

Hair loop
Party tricks
Her personality

Intelligence
Below
Average

Her cuteness
Her voice
Her tears

Her saggy boobs.

Her friend Kazuma
Her friend Megumin
Her friend Darkness

I could never understand why she takes this sort of shit from Kazuma.

hair
smile
butt

Tits
Ass
Legs

Her body
Her retardation
Her hairpin

Hair
Voice
Cuteness/tears

you stole my post but it's all good

Hot body.
That's about all. I honestly don't like her character.

Her non-padded breasts

Her pantsu that may or may not exist

Kachou Fuugetsu

Thighs
Ass
Hips

Stupid
Beer
Cute

Aqua
Best
Girl

Thighs
Blue Hair
Character

Damn why I find her so cute

Her ass.
Her saggy tits.
Her stretched-out pussy.

Retards are like children. Cute.

I want to make babies with Aqua

Me too! I want to impregnate her and Megumin and found an entire village of demigods and chuunis.

why doesn't she purify alcohol

Why would she do that?

She seems to passively purify all sorts of things, as in, without even thinking about it, like tea or hot springs

I just wonder why it doesn't also happen to alcohol

Kazuma.

Megumin.

Lalatina.

1. Cumming in her pussy
2. Cumming in her mouth
3. Cumming in her ass

Why is rudeposting allowed on this board!?

because alcohol and water are different molecules

>her lack of underwear
>her based behavior in which she decides that she doesn't need to wear them
>the marvelous ass that isn't hidden by them

alcoholic drinks are composed of mostly water, contaminated by alcohol and other various flavoring things

I prefer the lusty Paladin.

splosion loli can go die

Her asshole
Her asshole
Her pooooo

So has he decided if he's going to fuck one of them, or does he just generally find all of them to be a drag on his life?

Her voice.
Her personality.
Her butt.
Everything else.

She's cute!
She's my wife!
Aqua!

Much like your mom.

barely, in fact normal water will continuously react with itself to form small amounts of H3O, H+, and OH-. and an "alcohol" is just a carbon group with an OH- atatched somewhere. now she should just be purifying all the carbon molecules from any water source, but shes bassically like dionessius/baccus and is all about the parties and drinking. so silly juice gets a pass on being purified by the moist goddess

Her left butt cheek.
Her right butt cheek.
Her loose anus.

Go to bed Jimmy.

He's considered it, but then realizes the consequences of doing so.

He finds the paladin sexy, but she a fucking weird ass masochist, who's too fucking lewd for him.

He has his moments with the loli, but he's afraid of the labels he would get and they would never let him live it down.

He can't tolerate Aqua for more than a few hours each day and she's constantly teasing him and getting him into shit.

He likes the other goddess, but rarely gets to see her.

Hmmmmm

Plot hole. Just like how megumin was able to hunt food in fantasy australia alone and without any spell.

uuuggghhh

>Intelligence
>Below
>Average

Her not breathing.
Her dying in a ditch.
Her body being eaten by the wildlife.

Thighs.

Ass.

Butthole.

Why do people hate Aqua? Is because that first chapter when she laughed about Kazuma's death? Or is because she is "useless" even if she is the one who carries the show?

She needs him in order to regain her goddess status.

If Aqua kissed you, would she purify your saliva into water?

What does aqua's asshole taste like?

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Her purify powers are sealed when she thinks in bad things.
For example. When she huged Wiz she casually thought in Kazuma and what he does with his partners' used panties. She kept it in secret only to not to cause problems to Kazuma though.

Fucking phone

Only 3? I love everything about Aqua.

Taking advantage of retards is wrong.

>Her lack of panties
>Her lack of standards
>"Eris pads her chest"

Her cries
Her voice actress
Her ability to constantly switch between OP and trash

>assqua

Big
Fat
Ass

SHE
ISN'T
MEGUMEME

ded

You can't spell Aqua without UWAAAA~

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Her nopan
Her bricklaying skills
Her inferiority to Darkness and Megumin.

Hydrogen oxygen Hydrogen

God I want to rim Aqua until my tongue falls off

Gentleman, it has been a pleasure shitposting with you for weeks.

Konosuba is kill

RIP in pieces konosuba
Season 3 never

tfw aqua will never be all "ne ne *your name*"

She's Annoying
She doesn't deserve to live
She needs to get raped

cutter than Iris
More lewd than darkness
Better fanbase than megumin

tfw no more Konosuba Threads

Her left cheek, her right cheek and her personality

She's cute.
She's goofy.
Her tantrums are adorable.

7/10, would be purely platonic friends with.

shameless bump

She's his cheat item so by all technicalities he owns her.

If Kazuma said he can't find Aqua as sexual partner then who was his fap reference back in the stables

his crush

She's pretty.
She's beautiful.
She's a goddes.

There's a difference between acknowledging how pretty someone is and viewing them as the heroine. Kazuma realizes Aqua's hot, but he also knows how big of a turn off her personality is to him.

wait, is this how you feel when you fap to NTR?

Did something like that happen in the LN?
I mean OVAs supposedly Aren't canon.

I don't want Megumin to win. She needs to go in the trash.

Win what? Kazuma?

Aqua is too good for him

You're going to be disappointed.

fug
beat
drop

HER
HUGE
ASS

>why doesnt she purify motor oil
baka

This is now a Megumin thread

...

A
H
O

no

You're right, it's a dead thread.

Megumin killed it.

See: It's been on life support for more than 10 hours. Just stop bumping your own thread.

No, this is now a Wiz thread.

This is now an Aqua bullying thread. Say something mean about this worthless goddess and post sad Aquas.