Yes the rumors are true

Yes the rumors are true...
Shinji and Kaworu are getting married!

Are we starting this meme again?

>Jewish starts all over the place
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post

Shinji will blow Kaworu's mind. Just you wait and see.

He already did, his mind was literally blown all over Shinji in 3.33.

Congratulations.

They're already married.

Who tops?

Obviously Kaworu.
What the fuck is Shinji going to do with a dick this tiny?

Maybe he's a grower

Kaworu looks like a powerbottom desu

I bet that's what you told yourself when you were 14 too.

This is 10 times more likely to happen in canon than a Rei ending.

I am so happy.

Kaworu doesn't even know what sex is. Shinji would have to teach him.

This is very different from my headcanon

>implying anybody can bottom to this

Ikuhara will never marry you Anno, get over it.

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It looks real. Is it?

Yep, it's official.

3 days later Shinji is a widow!

Kaworu is the mother of angels

Shinji is heterosexual

Yeah, but he produces asexually

Shinji would make a cute housewife

You misspelled bisexual

Don't respond to the crazy Reifag

I'm glad Anno and Ikuahara can finally be happy together.

It'll never happen Anno, stop shitposting.

This year is the year. I'm tearing up at this pic. They are so happy and cute.

Still not fully male

He is as far as Shinji knows

Truly the Yuri on Ice of our generation

you misspelled homosexual

Don't compare that trash to Eva

Take the trash out together by keeping the waifu and husbando wars in one thread.

Someone keeps spamming Eva threads today, so oh well.

April Fool's was yesterday too. Eva and Yuri on Ice aren't as good as people make them out to be but both their target demographics refuse to hear otherwise. Both worth watching to say you did.

Yuri on Ice threads are an even bigger circlejerk than Eva's. It's amazing.

Good that Evafags can now see what they look like to the rest of the board again.

>...

Fuck off leaf

Wishful thinking. Most of them are too smug on their own farts to see otherwise.

April Fools is over

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>Kaworu is balding
Sad

>Shinji got fat
Aging suck.

I'd rather he lose his hair than his head

Delete this. Kawoshin is pure.

Impossible. Shinji is a slut who would shove 50 dicks in his mouth if he could and Kaworu gets off on old men gangraping him.

Yuri on ice threads are just a hodge podge of shitposting. Don't take anything there seriously.

Kill yourself.

you can buy it in eva store

no that's manga Shinji

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This is what Anno wants to do to Kaworu

Ikuhara you mean.

Congratulations

It's official, user

That's really sad actually.

Why would you compare shit and candy?

Underrated

>yet another Eva/YoI thread

Why does this keep happening? Is it that they both attract the same shitposters and trolls or that they both attract the same fans?

OP posted a similar thread on /spa/ and it was full of Canadians

But why didn't they kiss?

Too pure.