Father in law thanked me last night

>be degenerate bachelor
>engage in hook ups and threesomes
>Meet hot roastie with her lesbian lover
>Fuck the roastie while lesbian watches
>We're all high and drunk
>Force lesbian to get fucked by me
>Next morning I realize what I did was fucked up and own up to it
>Lesbian is all weird now cause I was her first dick
>Somehow that makes her dump a shitton of emotional baggage on me
>I think the drama is over but roastie gave the dyke my number
>Lesbian keeps hitting me up. We start fucking
>I get attached
>I get so attached I become exclusive to her
>Then I somehow decide to marry her
>Along the way our Catholicism came back
>Married in May of 2017
>New Year's Day her dad thanks me for bringing her out if degeneracy
>Feels good

Am I a true man now Sup Forums?

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but why are you dating an "ex" hoe?

how?

this can't be real

Nope, you're a faggot.

I never had a girl assign me the role of her "protector".

I also was her first guy so that was kinda hot.

Congrats. This is the way it's supposed to be not this fucking Weimar trash. Set a strong example bro

What's up with the story tellers tonight?

SAGE

>be straight laced as fuck
>married my high school sweetheart 10 years ago
>sex life is boring af
>constantly fantasize about cheating and buying prostitutes so I can experience a good sex life

I envy you, you started a degenerate and turned it around, while I will probably destroy my own life with these urges

>I was her first guy

hate to be that guy but, I doubt it

High IQ city people all voted for Hillary.

You could have ended up a lot worse.

You did good user.

Closest thing to a virgin you can get nowadays and its even better because you saved a dad from suicide.

If not a Larp, you are the manliest of men and a soldier of Christ.

But a country boy can survive

Have her put on a wig and pretend to be someone else. Make it a fun role play thing.

>memeflag

show your kike star, do it.

Yeah, sorry to do you like this, but most lesbians aren't A+, but will lie because of the stigma among other lesbians. She has almost certainly fucked or experimented extensively with guys from an early age.

>marrying a lesbian

Might not work out well in the long run. You basically married a girl with serious mental health issues.

Nice bait mate.

lmao how cucked are you
>catholic
>marrying non virgin

Aww dude think about it this way, you have a woman totally devoted to you. That's magic right there

A lonely degenerate. Fuck my life was aimless before her

Her dad is an alpha af man. The dude always looks straight into your soul and never lies. It was an honor to be praised by him.

Everything can be solved with stability and a firm grasp on life

I trust her enough that I believe her. Even then she had no reason to lie.

No lesbian girls can be fucking weird. They will have some problem with their dad, some bad guy experencies. Then theyll most likely had some type of weird incesteous crush on one of their cousins.

I dated a "lesbian" she had given so many handjobs she couldnt count but never had sex or sucked a dicj.

> she was lying.
She would have been even crazier than i tgink she is. Because she told me the same exact shit that she would talk about on her blog shes had for years.

you fucked up man. As much as I became autistic and value "pureness" from women now, I really needed to be a slut and get my dick sucked by a bunch of whores

Why dont you just talk to her about spicing up the bedroom?

That is hot.

Should be a porn movie to piss off everyone.

She was never an actual lesbian, just a "lesbian" if you catch my drift. Not uncommon.

we probably need a sex therapist or something desu

She doesn’t enjoy sex, it’s very painful for her no matter what we try. She makes it awkward by complaining and talking the whole time. Makes me do all the work. I don’t think she cares at all that I am not sexually satisfied and she either jokes about it or just gets really stupid if I bring it up saying stiff like “oh just go fuck someone else then and don’t come back!”

> some bad guy experencies

Exactly, meaning you probably weren't her first guy. You wish you were.

>solved with stability and a firm grasp on life

From the sounds of it you don't seem like the most stable person yourself.

>Force lesbian to get fucked by me
We call that rape

I dont care if i was or wasnt, it just seems like to thorough of a larp. It was bad sex and she was a jew. Just a giant regret all around.

Why the fuck would you marry someone like that?

Not just because she's sexually dysfunctional, but because she clearly doesn't give the slightest shit about your happiness.

>the stories here are works of artistic fiction, only a fool would take anything posted here seriously

I mean I post on Sup Forums, aren't we all crazy?

I called it kinky but you're probably right....

Our marriage is otherwise pretty good, we’ve travelled the world together and brought two kids into the world and a third is on the way. Things only get messed up when we go to the bedroom.

Sex isn’t everything and I have a strong suspicion that it shouldn’t be so important to me, it’s just a craving that I have that she isn’t willing to fulfill. Maybe I need to develop a prayer life to get past it

She will leave you. Sorry op. The pain will be like none you have experienced before.

The very fact that you were having threesomes with lesbians tells me you probably have impulse control problems.

(((Network))) television

Not shocking, here in Flip land it was big on fb about aome lesbian who got dick and lost. Now their married
CAN'T BEAT THE COCK

>perform coitus with multiple female individuals
>posts on Sup Forums
I dont even have to read past the second line to know its bullshit

Incel Mgtow detected. Get out of here, virgin

>Impulse control problems

Sure ok.

that is a really weird but funny story desu, I'm glad it turned out well in the end.

No, you’re a faggot.

>Purification
Patrician taste

Chad prodigal son always btfos the Virgin good son

DATE RAPE IS AWESOME DAWT JPG

this would kill the kike. imagine a pure aryan man running around the world fucking coloreds and degenerates turning them straight. throw in some colonial era shit and it would be a trigger fest.

>her dad thanks me for bringing her out if degeneracy
That must’ve been a truly beautiful feeling. You brought his little girl back to him user.

ill take things that never happened for 500 alex

>dad thanks me for bringing her out if degeneracy
not bad

Sounds like a great idea.

Nice blog.

But good work, lad.

>fucking coloreds
No

Why are you blogging with Shazam?

but that's the point. white man sexually colonizes the world. bitches everywhere want his dick. how triggered would everyone be?

user, I'm hoping you can help. I have a little situation kinda like yours and could use some advice.

Basically I've recently struck up this "friendship" with a young cutie. She cuts up with me a lot and a few times has even went to "play smack" me or just have an excuse to touch me. She laughs a lot at my jokes and we get along great when we do hang out. One of my friends even seen the way she was around me, and he said man that girl wants you.

But here's the thing...she's supposed to be a lesbian. Says she has a girlfriend and strictly les. I've never asked her out or even dropped a hint. But I have a hard time believing girls are full lez unless they are the butch ones. This girl is not. Shes very feminine.

Is there a chance here or am I just hoping?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=HG7I4oniOyA

You have 2 options:

Either give her openings where she can engage with you sexually

Or be proactive and kiss her

One or the other user you choose

Lmao dicked a dyke straight.

Good job bro

>porn
>colonizing different races
>good things
kys and clean your room

I want you to think about what you've done, user.
You've given that man something he thought was gone from his life.

Hope.

Now give him a grandchild. Wait a few months so the kid can be born while it's warm so they can enjoy an outdoor birthday party.

I dont know how to get her alone though without implying something sexual would happen you know.

Right now, theres always other people around. If i said hey you wanna hang out...just us? I mean, thats going to be suspicious

>fur die lulz
it beats an endless stream of incest and BLACKED porn

Bro the grass isn't as green as you think it is on the other side. And by that I don't mean you won't get ass, I'm just saying it won't be better than your wife or even all that much different. In fact even if they're hotter sometimes it just feels gross. I'm dead serious. Stay loyal it's not worth it.

>Or be proactive and kiss her
do not do this. this will completely fail the "lesbian" shit test

how did you meet them?

Doing it right, user. Sex gets boring with any girl; just start getting creative and never cheat. That's for degenrates.

I had this happen to me in reverse. I was a degenerate man and got suckered by a catholic virgin girl. Been with her almost 12 years now.

how do i know if shes even interested? maybe i'm just her "guy friend"

>”lesbian”
>Shes very feminine.
Just kiss her fag. You’re right the only “real” dykes are the ones who pass as men/were violently raped as young girls. Grab her and lean into her face. If she rejects you then you know she’s mentally ill and not worth your time. 5 second of courage my man
Blacked is a meme. As long as men like us exist then coalburners will always pay the toll and the majority of white women don’t give a fuck about niggers anyway. Porn is bad regardless though so we shouldn’t ever encourage it even though it may be comparably better than xev bellringer vids or beastiality

>Sex isn’t everything and I have a strong suspicion that it shouldn’t be so important to me
Why shouldn't all aspects of your relationship be important? If you were living in a house with a leaking roof and shit wiring you wouldn't say 'well, there are problems, but structurally it's still completely sound so I maybe I should stop worrying and enjoy what I have.' You'd try to fix that shit.

A complete lack of functional sex life isn't something minor like leaving dirty dishes about or not taking the trash out. And even if the rest of your relationship is fine, the steady drip drip drip of this problem will eventually start eroding everything else.

And again, it's the fact that she doesn't seem to care that you're deeply unhappy than strikes me as a problem. I hate to start sounding like a cheap psychologist, but your feelings matter too.

I kinda can't do that. We're never alone. If I did around people, she would be sure to push me away because she's "lez" and everyone would look down at me for it.

The question is how to get her alone without coming off like i'm trying to bang her

Don't forget the part where you murder and eat the wife and child in front of him

No point in giving a man hope if you aren't going to take it away later

>maybe i'm just her "guy friend"
you just might be.

put her on the task of her trying to find someone just like her but not gay, increase sexual tension between you two, then end up in a situation where she gets drunk enough to lower her inhibitions.

user get an aids test, you're clearly a closet faggot

agreed, but there are no positive, strong portrayals of white men in the mainstream media left. white male is always the bad guy. you could flip that to porn and show the white male as the evil colonizer. porn isn't going away anytime soon. how funny would it be if the push back in the media began in porn.

this user is right. people in long, committed relationship have the best sex.

and sex has a purpose. when you start having sex for the purpose of procreation it becomes something more beautiful than degenerate hook ups could ever compare to. have kids. make your life about something greater than yourself and boring sex will never even concern you.

>our Catholicism came back
a step backwards, rejoining the pedo satanic cult

damn thats not a bad plan. i could do that. thanks user

Hope is very scarce these days, thank God for you getting out of degeneracy, and thanks for the story.

Solid, man. Solid.

Seemed to end in something good though. God works in mysterious ways.

now make white babies, cunt.

>The question is how to get her alone without coming off like i'm trying to bang her
>How do I make it seem like I'm not trying to do the thing I'm trying to do?

Simple, stop making it your mission to bang her

>The question is how to get her alone without coming off like i'm trying to bang her
Don’t think like that. Be honest with your intentions. You want to fug her. Don’t be a “fuckboy” or whatever the sluts say, but don’t hide your intentions. I don’t know your situation but find any way to get like 2 minutes alone with her. It could be walking her home or anything like that. You might have to be clever in getting her alone but it’s not like you need an hour alone. Also if her body language is touchy then she’s *probably* open to you. But I don’t know because I haven’t seen what you have. Just go with your gut and get a couple minutes alone with her somehow

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T I HAVING SEX WITH LESBIANS THEN?!
FUCKING SKYDADDY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>fucking jesus into fags
well, if it works...

Same company paid Bill high 6 figures for a speech.

man in this day and age I cringe thinking about trying to use alcohol to convince a girl into having sex, one regret later and you have a rape allegation that follows you for life, especially from a "lesbian" who is going to be more likely to experience regret than the average roastie.

user I wouldn't even bother wasting my time trying to convert a lez, you have no idea if OPs story is true or just some fanfic he wrote for attention on 4chins. Honestly if you're desperate for attention from women, just work on self-improvement and being yourself and wait for a girl to be drawn to you. Its not glamorous but people are attracted to other they see who are "shining" self-contented happy and doing their own thing. Trying to twist yourself to anothers desires or visa versa just ends with the charade coming apart down the line and then feelings of butthurt and heartbreak once you got attached. its an old cliche but true "you find someone when you're not looking" because you're not dripping even an ounce of desperation or tryhard

Get out

Great story bruh. Too bad it never happened.
I fucked a lot of roasties in my younger years. Lost my virginity to a filthy roastie. One of them went lesbo after I fucked her. One roastie turned to negro meat after I fucked her a few times. Of course she ended up a single mom with a half negro son. One roastie went to beaner meat after me. One roastie ended up a meth head after I fucked her. Fucked a roastie I had just met in the backseat of my friends car while we were driving her home. I kicked her out of the car a block from her house and because I was drunk I gave her my phone number. She was a crazy lunatic that called me 20 times a day for two weeks after. She claimed I knocked her up but I remember she was on her period when I fuck her cuz I was a bloody smelly mess afterwards. Had a 2 week long dirty sex fling with a 44 year old hot as fuck Cuban woman who dumped me cuz she wanted me to be her boyfriend. She was the best sex I ever had. We fucked like 8 times a day for two weeks. Then I fucked a stripper roastie with a big loose cunt for a couple months. She wanted bigger dick so she left me. Then I met my crazy redhead wife who was a good Mormon girl until I got into those panties. 14 years later I have two kids and am in a happy as fuck marriage that I wouldn’t trade for anything.

College bachelor here. I fuck random tinderellas from time to time and sometimes have continuing set-ups. Hate it. I really hate it. It’s awful and I just feel miserable and depressed after satisfying my primal urges. Telling them a joke and making them laugh makes me feel better than actually pumping them full of dick and eating their pussy. Since I’m afraid of commitment, racemixing (I’m an Asian), and rejection I’ve never even dated a girl. Not really hiding mhm powerlevel doesn’t help. The only redpilled girl I ever met has a racially loyal and happy LTR (good for her).

I wish I had someone whose hair I could run my hand through, who I could cuddle with on a cold night. I want a woman who can’t stand waiting for me to come home. Someone who I can help raise children and grow old with.

>turning a lesbian straight with the power of the dick
Just like my Japanese animes!

>rape a dyke that falls in love with you and end up married

come back to reality neckbeard

That's not my mission. But thats the first thing any girl thinks if you invite her to your home.

Well she hasn't touched me, but like today she reached her hand up and leaned forward like she was going to hit me and then pulled back at the last second. I think it's cause there was another friend nearby and maybe she thought it looked bad? And the other day she was showing me a ring she had on (I know, really stupid) and like held her hand up...I had the feeling she wanted me to grab her hand but I didnt.

Then just a few mins ago before I got home, she commented on how I look young for my age. Said I looked like I'm in my 20's. I'm 30's and stable, shes young 20's.

my gut says she definitely likes talking to me, but my brain says don't get too optimistic.

I did message her happy new years and she replied back happy new years. i was hoping it would open a door to messaging but it didnt.

I've worked on myself quiet a bit for about a year and a half user. I'm pretty fit now. I dress well. I started lifting about 4 months ago and seen some modest changes in my body. Before that I did a lot of cardio and calisthenics for a year or so. Pretty good diet. And no one has been drawn to me yet. She just recently started getting friendlier with me. I've known her for about a year thogh.

My only problem is I'm a 5'6" manlet, go figure.

Good for you dude. My first time was with some spic girl in the backseat of my car. It made me a legend with my friends but I wish it were with someone I loved. Haven’t had any really special or significant sexual experiences since then and now, and that one was barely special. I need a gf.

The biggest lesson I had to learn after marriage was to understand my wife's sexual cravings, and realize they might not be lined up with mine all the time. After kids, things get even more messed up, this is where a good stock of porn (especially self made porn if your wife had a rocking body) will help you through the lean times. And when the Fucking starts, make sure it all counts, give her three orgasms back to back and she will let you do anything.

Good luck user

And I've never gotten a single meetup on tinder in 3 years. Holy fuck

more of her?