So Sup Forums, what's the first thing you'd do if you woke up in the morning as a cute girl?

So Sup Forums, what's the first thing you'd do if you woke up in the morning as a cute girl?

wake up

inception!

Figure out what the all the fuss is about over vaginas.

Masturbate

Cosplay as cute animu girls

Fuck my dad

Honky them titties.

^THIS

Masturbate intensely. Spend entire life doing this and continuing my NEET lifestyle.

watch 5cm per second

when's the blue ray coming out?

Still no date for the JP release.

this and buy cute and lewd pantsu

It's not getting a disc release. It will be viewable only through a streaming service using advanced encryption.

Id smile and just look at myself, then freak out and see if reality changed to match my change, then if it did masturbate and make myself look cute, if not masturbate and try to disguise myself as my former self

Masturbate and then become a Twitch streamer or a camwhore or a findom or something like that

Enjoy life in easy mode and doing cute things and dressing in cute clothes

try to confirm its not a dream

This.
Also this, just so I can imagine her waking up and being both embarrassed and angry, maybe set up hidden cam.

Then be pleasantly surprised if she keeps them.

masturbate
whore myself out
wear qt clothing and shoes/heels

thats about it

This guy knows.

>masturbate
>weigh myself
>try to do push ups and chin ups
>realize I'm 2x weaker than my old body and constantly lose balance doing things I normally could do as a man
>try to lick my own pussy using my superior flexibility

Depends on if I've become female, or become someone else entirely.
I'll live my live as I see fit, enjoying my normie fantasies of holding hands and such, and then somewhere down the line I'll surely end up a cock addicted slut; otherwise, probably continue my everyday life of shitposting as usual.

Masturbate

Try my best to look like my male self again because otherwise all of my ID would be invalidated

check Sup Forums

Question
If I have a micropeen irl, does that mean I'd be flat chested if I was transformed into a girl?

your pussy would be next level tight. duh

You'd have a very small clitoris.

Hope I had big breast and a nice ass and hips

Panic, probably.

Then acquire qtgf and live out my yuri fantasies.

>everyone says they would masturbate
>implying the first things you would do wouldn't be

>panic
>look in mirror
>say something
>freak out
>slap yourself thinking you are asleep
>shower and go to school/work
>no one recognizes you
>you still have your old ID and you are effectively an alien inside your country
>call your parents
>they don't believe you
>cops come and interrogate you
>they don't believe you
>you can't use your debit/credit cards because your ID doesn't match
>begin the long and painful process of renewing your ID and attaining citizenship in your country
>masturbate

Is there no legal precedent for cases like this?

Just don't tell anyone you're a girl now and hope you didn't get big tits. It's not like people are inspecting the genitals of Sup Forums posters very often anyway.

>Spend some time figuring out if this is temporary or permanent
>If permanent, learn how to dress and live as girl
>find myself a decent dude using the knowledge I have from my previous male life
>Be a good gf and try to live my life the best way I can

I'd probably try some easy mode shit like streaming or whatever. If I could get money playing video games and having fun while my bf works to keep the house going, that'd be great.

If you acted like everything was normal, do you think people would play along?

Closest thing is probably where someone runs away/kidnapped, gone for many tears, and reappears.

Masturbate, obviously.

Then I'd buy a cute clothes and start seducing other cute girls too live out my yuri fantasies with. When I get close to christmas cake age I'd start fucking cute shotas too.

>It's not like people are inspecting the genitals of Sup Forums posters very often anyway.
In the States, the TSA usually conduct mandatory strip searches before boarding public transit.

cant you masturbate before all this and multiple times in the middle somewhere

Ok THAT is most likely what I would do

Attentionwhore on Sup Forums.

asking the real questions over here

wank

Take a selfie. Send it to my family and tell them I'm finally not hideous anymore.

Then resume life as usual.

the only boards where you can succesfully attentionwhore on Sup Forums are the worst boards

>tell them I'm finally not hideous anymore
You'd be an ugly girl though.

Fuck everything that has a pulse.

>and tell them I'm finally not hideous anymore
Why would you assume that? If you're ugly as a guy, why wouldn't you be ugly as a girl?

>as a cute girl

No
pay attention, OP said cute girl

>ur family thinks you did something to their son and calls the cops
>you get raided and charged with a bunch of bullshit bail denied court appearance in 1 year
My sexual fantasy wasn't supposed to be like this!

In this order:

-Masturbate
-View pussy with a handheld mirror
-masturbate again
-start then realising that I'll need a whole new life and cover story
-buy cute clothes and panties
-go to university
-get a good job with my new life
-masturbate

If you become a cute girl do you start thinking like a cute girl because you now have the brain and body chemistry of a cute girl or would you still think the same as if you were a guy?

Get gangbanged multiple times a day until I drop dead.

I'm already a girl.

you'd still think like a guy at first but intrusive feminine thoughts would slowly become more and more intense as time went on for maximum fetish appeal

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I'd rather wake up again than do that.

Probably the latter, but that's too hard for sexually frustrated average IQ weebs to think about.

Let's change this up. What's the first thing you'd do if you woke up as an ugly girl?

How many girl (you)s would it take to beat guy (you) in an unarmed fight?

I think it would take 3.

1.5

Work within every mean possible to become a cute girl.

>Implying you will become cute

C'mon guy's, you know you will become landwhales with bard, ugly tits and fat hands. Your parents will recognize you because you will keep the same ugly face

2 because 2 on 1 is very difficult and not like movies at all and I know enough martial arts to hurt myself.

Still masturbate.

this, id at least have a reason to self improve
tfw dont like any boy clothes

Log Horizon and Blazblue Remix Heart answer this the best.

You become a girl but your mind/mannerisms/personality is still male. Gradually over time your mind and personality become more feminine until you turn completely.

I'm a weak faggot as a dude, so I don't think I could be much weaker as a chick. Probably just 2.

>you will never be held down and raped by two cute female versions of yourself that know all of your fetishes because they're you

why live

does this have subs yet that arent some shitty theatre recording

Sorry, meant former.

masturbate then kill myself

There's been a reasonable quality 720 release up for some time.

Why is masturbation such a common response?

memes and virgins

>female versions of yourself
I doubt whether my female equivalent would fuck me or not.

But most of the anons, me included, don't make a move in order to become more attractive and have a better body. What makes you think we would try to reach those goals as ugly girls?

rest assured your female self will be just as ugly and desperate as your current self.

Why wouldnt it be?

One of life's mysteries is how sex/sexual activity feels to the opposite sex. Im sure everyone would try it out pretty quickly if they ended up genderswapped, mostly out of curiosity.

This is too real.

Because they're not experts in gender and sexuality and don't realise they'd either 1) become typically female neurologically and therefore have no sexual interest in themselves or 2) become FtM trans people and experience their body as deeply uncomfortable and not be capable of enjoying it sexually.

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is being a cute girl.

Or you could try getting a sex change from there. Ugly guys don't make cute girls but I'm sure ugly girls can make decent guys.

Neither of those need to happen in the flawless 2D realm.

>>>/tumblr/

Yeah I would definitely fuck myself if I turned into a girl no homo. Need condoms though don't want to spread STDs.

It's easier to be a good looking girl than a good looking guy.

Nah, I mean I'm to smart to be happy with fucking myself instead of selling my body to the richest fat faceless old man in the vicinity.

This. At least an ugly man still has value in his work. An ugly woman is worth literally nothing.

Thats what I thought, if I'm a straight male I will become a straight female right? So therefore I'm gonna just use my previous knowledge as male to find a decent dude and just try to be a good gf. While enjoying some of the things women take for granted, like using their looks to get money.

I'm sorry, which part of this thread said cute 2D girl, you fucking filthy sanjikon?

>>>/reddit/

>1) become typically female neurologically and therefore have no sexual interest in themselves

M8, I dont fap because I am sexually interested in myself. I fap because I like it.

Same would be true if I got genderbent. The exciting part would be understanding what it feels like for the opposite sex.

Take off my glasses

Depends.

If I swapped bodies with someone I'd probably have a fucking panic attack that they have access to all my shit and I'd try and get into contact with them ASAP, which should be easy considering I know my own fucking information.

I'd get into contact with the cunt now residing in my body and we'd come up with a plan to make this as smooth as possible for both of us.

If I just went through a metamorphosis and became a cute girl in my sleep? I'd probably try to disguise myself to look as much like I was supposed to, and ask my parents for some fucking help. I should be able to prove who I am with my vast knowledge of who the fuck I am.

Either way, I'd be really worried about my future and social standing. Best case scenario is I have to pretend that I became a trannie, and that would be fucking mortifying.

I consider myself a pretty rational and even-keeled person, so apart from touching my new boobs just to confirm what the fuck was going on, I probably wouldn't do anything explicitly pervy until I had things on track to be sorted out.

Check to see if my driver's license also changed, because things could go downhill fast if everything else (documentation, people's memories, etc) didn't change to match being a cute girl.

I probably wouldn't notice and just go back to sleep.

This

>implying
I have a feminine face so id probably become an above average skinny cute girl and theres nothing you can do about it!

These, in that order.

>So Sup Forums, what's the first thing you'd do if you woke up in the morning as a cute girl?
>Sup Forums - Anime & Manga

It doesn't take a lot of brains to understand the purpose of this thread, friend.

what type of TG are we talking about here, did I body swap? transform? alternate reality?

regardless its masturbate.

WHERE'S HER MOUTH?

around the straw