She is ghost in the shell

>she is ghost in the shell

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pork in the skillet

fucking hell

She definitely is not incredible math.

WHAT DO YOU FEEL

jesus fuck this has to be fake

Oh god they actually said it.

The more memes change, the more memes stay the same

GRANDMA WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SPOODERTANC

FUUUUUUCK

>I'm gonna find who Kill la Kill my dad

He is smart. He is unpredictable. He is Code Geass.

It is shit. It is post. It is the shitpost.
one more thread on this shit and I'm going to flip

How was this in the end? I'd pirate it but I don't want to watch it and go to bed angry if it's actually a complete betrayal of everything the actual manga and original movies were about. I know it's basically just GiTS the first movie but in Hollywood.

>NOW I'VE LOST IT

...

She is powerful. She has a strong sense of justice She is Symphogear

Fuck off.

Save your tears, for the day, when our pain is far behind

>I KNOW I CAN KILL

Hibike is hot

I flipped my shit directly in the theatre.
I though I didn't care anymore about this.
But I was oh so wrong.
This is war now

>pork in the shell

i mean, she is though. she isnt the antagonist colloquially called the ghost in the shell, but she is one, which is alluded to throughout the story

We truly have become Ghost in the Shell.

Hibiki= Charlotte
Tsubasa=Tamara
Chris=Christine

She is perverted. She is naughty. She is shimoneta to iu gainen ga sonzai shinai taikutsu na sekai.

>She is strong. She is fearless.

God, that's fucking sad.

Yeah but let's face it, that's not the line of thought that went into making that line. The line of thought was "the fuck is this movie about? The fuck is a ghost in a shell? I guess Johanson must be it because she's the biggest actress in this dumpster fire, I'll just put that. I'm not paid enough to do this to care. I wish my wife was dead."

>Good thing I now know Your Name

hes strong, hes courageous, he is One Piece

>Charlotte
>Not making Hibiki latina and naming her Jimena

user please

>Bombed
As expected of a Live Action.

No! I must kill the cyborgs," she shouted!
The private network Hideo said "No, Mira. You are the cyborgs."
And then, Mira was Motoko

Thank you Anime Hollywood adaptations.

Paquita sound more appropriate

She is best girl. She is best girl. She is Evangelion.

It's flopping
bleedingcool.com/2017/03/31/whitewashing-complaints-cause-ghost-shell-bomb-box-office-weekend/

Good.

pretty well sums it up

I FUCKING LOVE HOLLYWOOD

さすが　ライブ　アクション！

She has one mouth, she has two mouth, she has three mouth. She is four mouth.

I didn't bomb.
It already made $60 million dolars worldwide.

>they legitimately think it's because of whitewashing
>not because it's a live action remake of a 20 something year old anime
>fans don't want to see it because it's going to be the first movie again but less deep and with more action scenes
>normies don't want to see it because they have no idea what the fuck it is
>most ticket sales come from normies who want to see Scarlett Johansson almost naked and morbidly curious fans of the original

The fact this even made over a million on opening is a shame. But its failure is not because of identity politics.

>My dead daughter name was............
>Mo...to....kó.........
I literally tried to tear my heart off my chest and eat it
This scene will echo forever in my head
It was years that I didn't feel a rage such intense

>conventional wisdom in Hollywood is that social media furor tends not to have an affect on the box office of major releases
>to have an affect
Stopped reading there.

HE has no style. He has no grace. He is donkey kong 64.

I think it was boring. So boring that the people on my theatre lost interest on it and started chatting.
In my opinion If your big sci-fi action movie can't grab the attention of normal people you've failed hard.

It's female Ghostbusters all over again.
No matter how hard you shill a movie in social media, people wouldn't feel compelled to watch an unappealing, bland movie. Maybe the opening day, but that's it.

She is smaht. She is loyal. She is grapefruit.

I AM THE TOKYO GHOUL!!!

The Ghost in the Shell live-action has flopped and I'm grateful. Every worthless piece of shit involved in the creation of that failure is now forever written off, if you ask me. Hollywood has committed a cardinal sin. Their arrogant, elitist and self-entitled attitudes have spawned a sacrilege to classic anime. I will proceed to boycott and ignore anything even remotely related to this abortion of a film and those who brought it into existence can fuck right off.

The gas chamber for ScarJo simply because her hideous frame and butterface could not possibly have done Motoko Kusanagi's beauty justice. Her acting was stilted and hollow. Even the philosophical inquiries were way off. They literally fucked everything up.

Lastly, Mamoru Oshii can slit his wrists with any of the old razors that were sent to him from angry fans pisses at him for insulting other works. He was supportive of this fucking shitpile of a movie and that is where he failed miserably. From now on, I never touch a filthy Hollywood adaptation of an anime unless they take their heads out of their fucking asses and do it correctly. Paramount, DreamWorks, Reliance, Amblin and Arad can all go fucking drink Drano and die miserably. ScarJo can go get raped over and over again in a Russian gulag. This shit will not fucking fly, and from the looks of it, this travesty of a film will not make its budget back. If they dare make another, I sincerely hope some lives involved get cancelled out.

Ghost has been used to wipe quite a lot of asses, and that is unforgivable.

>draw Robocop
>call it Ghost in the Shell

Boring like in the GiTS movie where there's scenes of people talking about immensely cerebral stuff that would bore most movie goers or boring like repetitive action?

I thought the original movie was boring as fuck the first time I watched it as well. It leaves too much on thinking to the average viewer. Funnily enough, I thought Deus Ex was a ripoff of GitS when I first saw that. Even though that movie was shallow and unoriginal, people loved that movie, because it was more in line with regular sci-fi flicks.

>Wow Major, you really have become the Ghost in the Shell

Jesus Sanders

Your words are my declaration of war.

Both.
The cerebral stuff was too superficial to be interesting and the action stuff was too short and unexciting.

He's on fire. He doesn't lack punches. He is Fire Punch.

He's courageous,
he's handsome,
he's Zelda.

>At the end, we were the ghost in the shell

Jesus Christ, really?

>he doesn't know GiTS 2: Innocence live action is already in the works

user I have bad news...

Can't wait for the Angel's Egg adaptation.

This is me, going to its screening

I would seriously kill someone

maybe the ghosts were the shells we made along the way

Will they whitewash this?

I would go on a suicidal rampage myself.

w-what is the fourth mouth?

No, they'll just make the woman in the middle white.

Who the fuck writes this shit?

jews

(((they)))

VIDEO KID

Urethra, but I prefer the nose

I never understood why a bunch of dipshits here were convinced it would do well. The vast majority of people have never heard of this franchise.

>the title of the movie is the mc

I wasn't expecting to be there, back of the knee maybe.

Don't worry, nobody cares about your pretentious arthouse bullshit.

I saw a segment on my local news station of all places saying how critics and people were annoyed at how "white-washed" this movie is going to be.

>THE TRUTH LIES BEYOND THE GATES

Was that pic based on something? I always wondered.

inb4 blackwashed adaptation of texhnolyze

You're telling me SHE'S the ghost in the shell?

I don't understand why Sup Forums and other places get annoyed over clumsy adaptations like this (even though anons have reported this one wasn't quite as bad as they expected).

They're pretty funny, don't affect the quality of the original one bit, and give you a reason to feel superior to the film industry and the public at large.

What's the problem?

Spike, after all this time you have become COWBOY BEBOP

So that's like what, half its budget?

I don't want to feel superior. I already hate myself, being forced to acknowledge that the majority of the population is even worse is hell.

kek.

It pisses me off that SJWs are trying to pin the movie flopping on "whitewashing" when it's really because the movie is just genuinely shit.

Based

kek

>Heh, looks like the bebop was inside you all along, cowboy.

>kek
Kill yourself.

He is boisterous. He is strong. He is Naruto.

They attract people like you.

I always loved that shot of Togusa.

They enjoy baiting retards.

She is not Poplar she is not Yet
She is Wagnaria!!

I honestly feel bad for everybody right now.
For the people who made this movie.
For the people who are going to watch it.
And for the people commenting in this thread, myself included.
Why the Lord has forsaken us? We need him now more than ever. Please, send help.

>We have finally become ghost in the shell™